DRAGONBALLZ
THE WIERD FILES
Purple Dinosaurs and Peeping Toms
Dust flew everywhere as Vegeta pummeled Barney without mercy in the air. "For the love of god why won't you die!?" Vegeta roared as he sent Barney crashing into the ground, then hit him with a volley of blasts. "There you stupid purple
freak, lets see you come back from that!" Vegeta declared.
"Lets play boxing!" Barney declared emerging unharmed from the smoke.
"Oh shit," Vegeta said, then Barney phazed in front of him and began to beat the crap out of him.
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Yamcha was near Gohan and Videl's house, he was wearing a black body suit and hood with little holes over his eyes so he could see. He was wearing earphones which wre blaring the Mission Impossible theme into his brain as he slowly
crept closer, camera in hand.
'I will become cool, it is my destiny! The emperor told me so!' He thought.
'FLASHBACK"
"You suck, go away, I'm going to find a real apprentice!" The emperor shouted at Yamcha.
'END FLASHBACK'
Inside Gohan said "Look honey, can I please have my manhood back, all the guys at work call me a sissy! Besides, I tore out Dabura's spine,"
"Thats true, but your still a nerd, I mean look at that saiyaman costume you wear!" Videl replied.
"You wear one just like it!" Gohan shot back.
"OK THATS IT!!" Videl shouted.
Yamcha cringed at the next sounds he heard. "Hold on wait I'm sorrAGHHHHHHHRRRRAAA!! OH GOD NO!! THE PAIN!!"
"Maybe this isn't such a good idea," Yamcha mused as a lot of blood, and what looked disturbingly like a severed leg, flew out the window.
"What was that?" Videl's voice drifted from the window. Yamcha instnatly went rigid, and his foot bumped a rock which hit a bucket. "Whose there!?" Videl roared leaping out the window.
"Oh no!" Yamcha cried trying to escape, but she tripped him and saw the camera.
"Well well, what have we here, a peeping tom.
Yamcha sighed and reached up switching the music from mission impossible to Jaws, then when he saw the knife he switched it to Psyco music. The knife came down.
"MY MANHOOD!!" Yamcha's voice rang out on a high pitched squeal.
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Vegeta crashed into a cliff bleeding from several wounds. His hair faded to black as he reverted to normal. He blinked slowly as he saw the evil dinosaur coming his way. "Come on Vegeta! You and I are going to be a happy family!" Barney
said happily.
"Why do I get all of the perverted ones?" Vegeta wondered, then extended his hand and cried "BIG BANG ATTACK!!" The blast struck Barney with a large explosion, but he emerged unscathed.
"Gyuhuhuhuhu!!" Barney laughed.
"I hate to say this, but I need HELP!!" Vegeta cried, and suddenly future Trunks phased inf ront of him wearing his saiyan armour.
"Father!" He said.
"I take it back, I don't want any help," Vegeta said.
Trunks went SSJ and unleashed a vicious combo of attacks to Barney ending with the evil dinosaur crashing into the ground. "COME ON!!" Trunks said as he grabbed Vegeta and flew them to a spaceship, then took them to earth.
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Yamcha slowly limped away from Gohan's house. "I need a new plan," He squeaked, then looked at the blood stain on his crotch. Suddenly a though occured to him, and he dialed up Tien's phone.
"Hello?" He heard.
"Want to help me save the enviroment?" Yamcha asked.