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(At The Sohma Household)

The teens were home alone and they were all bored. Very bored. Kyo and Yuki were sitting in front of the TV and Narita and Tohru were dusting the coffee table for the twelfth time.

"I'm bored," Yuki said finally.

"Really? I thought we were having such great fun!" said Narita sarcastically.

"No we're not," said Kyo.

"She was being sarcastic Kyo," said Tohru.

"I knew that," said Kyo.

"No you didn't," said Yuki.

"What's your point?!" Kyo demanded.

"My point is you're an idiot," said Yuki.

"Is that the only point you ever have?!" Kyo demanded.

"Yes," said Yuki.

"I hate you," said Kyo.

"I hate you more," protested Yuki.

"No I-" said Kyo getting cut off.

"Both of you shut up or else very bad things will happen," said Narita sweetly.

"I believe that," said Yuki.

"Like what?!" Kyo demanded.

"Don't test me Kyo," Narita said still sweet.

"I just did," said Kyo.

"Okay Kyo, you'll regret that when you fall down from thirty flights of stairs," said Narita just as sugar sweet.

"I believe that, too," said Yuki. Kyo did a big gulp.

"How about we go to the park!" said Tohru before Kyo was brutally murdered.

"That sounds like a great idea!" said Yuki eager to find something to do.

"Okie dokie!" said Narita.

"Whatever," said Kyo. They decided to walk because the park wasn't that far and didn't want to take the chance of getting killed by Narita's driving. As they were walking Kyo and Yuki decided to break out in song again.

"Dunu-dunu dunu-dunu dunu-duna duna-duna ching-ching-ching ching-ching," Yuki sang.

"Ahhhuhahhhuahahhhu ahhhuahu," Kyo and Yuki sang.

"I'll wait here. You're crazy. Those vicious streets are filled with strays. You should've never gone to Hollywood," Yuki sang.

"They find you to time you. Say you're the best they've ever seen. You should've never trusted Hollywood," Kyo and Yuki sang together.

"Dunananananana d-dunananananan d-dunananananan dunananananana," Kyo sang. People were staring as they walked past...

"I wrote you and told you 'you were the bigest fish out here'. You should've never gone to Hollywood," Yuki and Kyo sang together.

""They take you and make you. They look at you in disgusting ways. You should've never trusted Hollywood," Yuki and Kyo sang. People started to follow them a little bit because this was getting interesting.

"Ahhhuhahhhuahahhhu ahhhuahu," Kyo.

"Well I was standing on the wall. Feeling ten feet tall. All you maggot smoking fags out there on Santa Monica Blvd.," Yuki sang.

"Ahhhuhahhhuahahhhu ahhhuahu," Kyo.

"This is my front page. This is my new age. All you bitches put your hand in the air and wave them like you just don't care," Yuki sang.

"Ahhhuhahhhuahahhhu ahhhuahu," Kyo.

"All you maggot smoking fags out there on Sunset Blvd.," Yuki sang. Yes people were staring. Tohru was blushing, and Narita was fidgeting.

"Ahhhuhahhhuahahhhu ahhhuahu," Kyo.

"All you bitches put your hand in the air and wave them like you just don't care," Yuki sang.

"Ahhhhhh Ahhhhh Ahhhhhh Ahhhhhhh," Kyo sang.

"Phony people come to preeeey," Yuki sang, "Look at all of them back stage. Phony people come to preeeeey"

"I like that song," said Kyo.

"Yeah me too," said Yuki. (A/N: Yay random singing!! I love writing those it makes me feel all giggly!! I hope you all like reading them just as much as I like writing them!! Tell me if you don't... well that song was Lost in Hollywood by System of a Down.)

"Okaaaaaay," said Narita kinda freaked out.

"That was weird," said Tohru in the same tone.

"What?" asked Kyo and Yuki.

"You just- Ahhahaha Tohru we've gone crazy," said Narita.

"That we have Narita. That we have," said Tohru. They finally got to the park and hardly anyone was there. Probably because it was past five... First they did things like walk the track, play basket ball. Even though Tohru kept getting hit by the ball; which made Narita mad, so she popped the ball.

"Ah... Narita," Yuki sighed.

"Why did you pop the ball!?" Kyo demanded.

"It was being mean to Tohru! I deseaved to die!" said Narita who had the ball carcass in her hand.

"Um... That wasn't necessary...," said Tohru.

"Yes it WAS! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Narita shouted.

"Uh...," said Kyo.

"Should we be scared?" asked Yuki.

"Probably," said Tohru. The four made their way over to the swings. Narita and Tohru sat on the swings. Yuki started to push Tohru, and Narita pushed herself. Kyo was sitting in the sand. They made some random small talk and Yuki and Kyo got in to a few arguments.

"You boys really need to stop argu-" Narita said getting cut off because she fell off the swing, and landed on Kyo. She landed on Kyo in a hug. She was expecting Kyo to turn into a cat and then she would jump off of him so she didn't crush him. But he didn't. He stayed in regular Kyo form. His human form, he didn't change. Narita gave him a real hug to see if he would change, but he still didn't. No one was saying anything. Tohru got up and hugged Yuki. Yuki didn't change either.

"What the...," Narita said breaking the silence.

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And this is were the story ends!! 14 chapters should be enough!! And no there won't be a sequel T.T!! Sorry!! Well that's all!! Bye for good!!

-Katie

JUST KIDDING!! Don't worry people this is just a cliffy!! Did you really believe I would end the story NOW?! Did I fool you?! Tell me if I did!!

For real this time

-Katie

P.S. Review or else, you know, ninja monkeys.

P.S.S. Omg first P.S.S.!! well I just had to tell you I got a shirty that says "Be nice to me or I'll sick my ninja monkeys on you."!! Isn't that awesome!!