DRAGONBALLZ
THE WIERD FILES
Save The Enviroment Yamcha Style
Yamcha creeped slowly into the alley where he had agreed to meet Tien. The three eyed warrior was waiting there looking around cautiously. "Good, you made it," Yamcha said.
Tien turned towards Yamcha and said "Yo whats up? Where is the threat to the enviroment, I must destroy it!"
"It is Gohan's wife, she has placed a curse upon the enviroment that can only be lifted by obtaining a nude photo of her," Yamcha explained, hoping that Tien's brains had seriously rotted since the last time they met. Tien's eyes widened, and
he looked to the sky.
"So in order to save the enviroment we have to take a nude picture of Videl? Won't Gohan be pissed?" Tien asked.
"Well, I don't think thats gonna be a problem," Yamcha replied.
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Gohan's house
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From the closet on the second floor hall came the muffled sound of sobbing. "I want my manhood back," Gohan sniffled from within.
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"I see," Tien said slowly nodding. "So she not only threatens the enviroement, but she steals peoples manhood as well, what evil!"
"I know, believe me, I know," Yamcha said looking at the bloodstain around his crotch.
"So, whats the plan?" Tien asked.
"A frontal assualt!" Yamcha proclaimed. And so, the duo set off for Gohan's house.
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Several squrriels were spying upon Gohan as he walked through the forest. They sought a specific thing from him. He had set out on a walk earlier for reasons unknown. Suddenly the squirrels sprang forward attacking with sudden ferocity.
"HOLY CRAP!!" Gohan cried in horror.
"Quick!" The squirrel leader cried. "Get his nuts!"
A moment later a squirrel cried "What the!? His nuts aren't here! He has no nuts!"
Gohan suddenly flared his aura and leapt into the sky where he saw Yamcha and Tien rapidly approaching. "Help!" He squeaked to them as the squirrels hovered up around him.
"Kill the nutless one!" The squirrel leader cried.The horrible little creatures fell upon him dragging him kicking and screaming back into the forest below. Tien and Yamcha paused listening to the horrified screams from below, and then
the unsettling silence.
"What the hell?" Yamcha asked
Suddenly the squirrels flew back up and one of them said "Lets get their nuts!"
"Oh," Tien started.
"Shit," Yamcha finished. Yamcha sprang forward and said "Wait, we have no nuts either! But we know who does, we can lead you to her!"
The squirrels paused and one said "Take us there now!"
As the two humans began leading the squirrels towards Gohan's house Tien muttered "Damn nut-eating abominations!"