DRAGONBALLGT

THE WIERD FILES

The Battle Of The Nuts

Videl was enjoying a nice relaxing cup of coffee, when a knock came at the door. She put the cup down and made her way to the door with a small frown. "Hello?" She asked as she opened the door. What she saw was a small army of

squirells, some armed with knives, others with machine guns.

"Get the nut whitch!" The leader said, and they surged forward. Meanwhile Tien and Yamcha watched from a nearby bush as all kinds of odd sounds reached their ears, including what sounded like godzilla.

"Nows my chance," Yamcha stated as he sneaked in the window.

"For the enviroment," Tien whispered, and followed. Inside it was a very strange place, it smelled of ducks, and there were drawings of sausages on the ceiling. In the corner was a house plant that vaugely resembled Ozzy Osbourne.

"No wonder Gohan is such a wimp, I would be too if I lived here," Yamcha whispered, then a squirrel flew into the wall next to him.

"She's to strong, I couldn't get the nuts," The squirrel stated as it died.

"What are you doing!? Get out of my pants!!" Videl's voice could be heard.

"At least we know there looking in the right place," Yamcha stated as he opened the closet. His eyes widened as he said "There it is, my manhood. Quick Tien, get some super glue!" Yamcha ordered as he grabbed his manhood.

"How do you know thats yours?" Tien asked.

"This little mark here that looks like a wolf," Yamcha said pointing. Tien sighed in mild disgust. An explosion came from the living room as Yamcha glued his manhood back in place, then lifted a camera. "Now for the nude photo,"

"Right," Tien said, then started for the living room, when suddenly it all went silent.

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Meanwhile In Space

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The spaceship that Trunks and Vegeta were using sped through space when suddenly a comet hit it. Then it fell down to earth on a direct collision course with Videl's house. As soon as Vegeta realized this he curled up in a small ball and

proceeded to suck his thumb.

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Yamcha and Tien looked up as a loud sound filled the air. "Whats that?" Yamcha asked, and then the ship smashed into the house resulting in a massive explosion which hurled things left and right. When the smoke cleared Vegeta stood

in the center of the crater slapping the crap out of Trunks.

"Nice steering jackass! How did you not see a giant rock!?" Vegeta roared.

"Wahh!!" Trunks whined.

"Excuse me," Videl said sweetly, causing everyone to look at her in terror. "Perhaps you can explain what is going on here," She said to Vegeta.

"If I knew, I would probably be hiding over there and laughing at the misfortune of others," Vegeta replied. Videl nodded, then with a fierce kick launched Vegeta into the horizon.

"And you?" She asked nicely as she turned to Trunks.

"AGHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Trunks screamd flying away as fast as he could. Videl turned to Yamcha and Tien.

"It was his idea," Tien said pointing to Yamcha.

"Thank you, you may go Tien," Videl said, needless to say he left as fast as possible, leaving Yamcha to his fate.

"Perhaps I didn't make myself clear last time Yamcha, so I think its time to stop being nice," Videl said. A moment later Yamcha's scream could be heard all over the world.

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In The Otherworld

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"So, how did you die?" Yemma asked as Yamcha stood before him.

"She stuffed my manhood up my nose and into my brain," Yamcha said. It is said in legends, that Yemma still laughs over it today.