DRAGONBALLGT
THE WIERD FILES
Vegeta's Request
Goku was sipping at his dr.pepper and eating pop corn near his trailer, when he heard a noise. It was the sound of pain and agony. Suddenly Vegeta came flying out of the air and slammed into the street not far away.
"Ow! I want my momma!!" Vegeta cried as he rolled around in the bottom of the crater he had just made.
"Hey Vegeta," Goku said.
Suddenly Vegeta sprang up from the crater and pointed a gun at Goku's face as he said "You didn't see anything,"
"Sure whatver," Goku replied as he walked back towards his trailer.
"Uh, Kakarot?" Vegeta asked after a moment.
"Yo?" Goku asked back.
"Well, it has just occured to me that I am still homeless, could I stay with you?" Vegeta said. Suddenly time stopped, the earth was still, the universe froze.
"You want to live with me?" Goku asked.
"Um, yes?" Vegeta responded.
"Your not the real Vegeta!!" Goku roared as he ascended to super saiyan 3.
"Well, shit," Vegeta said, then a kick sent him flying into a nearby mountain. A while later Vegeta came limping back to Goku's trailer. "Kakarot I need a place to stay," He stated simply, then added "I am the real Vegeta,"
"Prove it," Goku said.
"Your an asshole," Vegeta said.
"Ok," Goku said.
From a nearby cliff Lucky watched this exchange with an amused grin. "Soon, I shall take me revenge," He muttered.
"Ok, I just need to go get my porn collection," Vegeta said as he took off for Capsule Corp.
"Porn? Damn he must be lonely," Goku stated, then snapped his fingers. "Thats it, I'll find him a date!"
"Aye, thats the saddest thing I ever heard," Lucky said as he sprang out onto the street.
"Its you," Goku said sinking into a fighting stance.
"Don't ye worry, I'm just here to help you find Vegeta a date," Lucky announced.
"How do I know I can trust you?" Goku asked. Lucky whipped out a can of dr.pepper and took a sip. "Alright I trust you," Goku said as he relaxed.
"Ok, now I happen to know that Vegeta fancies a certain someone," Lucky began. Then the plotting began.