DRAGONBALLGT

THE WIERD FILES

AN:I would like to address an important issue right now. My life is very busy, I'm getting a job soon, I have lots of school work, and my perssonal life has been a bit odd lately, as a result this is the only fanfiction I will be working on for awhile. I do plan to finish the other, but not now, not until things settle down a bit. I will keep working on this one though, but others are just gonna sit for awhile. I apologize for the inconvenience. Now please enjoy this chapter.

Vegeta's Date

Vegeta had finally retrieved his box of porn magazines from Capsule Corp, and was now flying back towards Goku's trailer. "I can't believe I'm going to live with that clown! Ohe well, at least I'll have a good training partner," He said

to himself. A frown crossed his face as he arrived at the trailer to see Goku standing in a fancy waiters outfit.

"Hey Vegeta!" Goku exclaimed.

"Kakarot, what are you wearing?" Vegeta asked as he set his box down.

"Oh this, I'm going to be waiting on you and your date tonight," Goku said with a huge grin. Over in the shadows Lucky struggled to hold back a laugh.

"What date?" Vegeta asked suspiciously.

"Don't worry about it, she's waiting in the trailer. I think you'll like her," Goku said.

Vegeta smirked and said "If I refuse?"

Goku frowned as he said "That would sure dissapoint her, I guess then I would have to kill you,"

Vegeta went blue in the face as he said "Wouldn't that make her feel worse!?"

Goku nodded as he said "Your right, I'd just have to beat you so badly you couldn't get up anymore,"

Vegeta looked at Goku in disbelief, then with a great deal of grumbling made his way to the back of the trailer and opened the door. "Jigglypuff!" Declared the pink creature that waited within. Vegeta's horrified scream echoed across the planet.

In an instant the saiyan prince had thrown shut the door and turned back towards Goku as he ascended to SSJ2.

"I'll take my chances," Vegeta growled.

"Ok," Goku said with a shrug, then went SSJ3 and charged Vegeta.

"I think this is going to hurt," Vegeta muttered. Inside the trailer this is what Jigglypuff heard. "OH SWEET MERCIFUL KAMI STOP!!!! AHHRRGGGHH!!! OW!!!!! THAT ISN"T SUPPOSED TO BEND THAT WAY!!!!!! WHAT ARE YO,OH SHIT!!!!!!"

"KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!" Then a massive explosion could be heard along with many large earthquakes.

"Jiggly?" The confused pokemon asked. A moment later Goku threw open the door and dragged what was left of Vegeta inside placing him in the seat across from Jigglypuff.

"Well, I hope you to enjoy your date!" Goku said as he exited the trailer.

"Fublebuh," Vegeta said incoherently.

"Jigglypuff Jiggly!" Jigglypuff stated as she took Vegeta's hand in her own. Tears began to run down his face.

--

"Well, do you think Vegeta's having a good time?" Goku asked of Lucky.

Suddenly they heard muffled screaming from the trailer, including this, "HEEEEEELLLLLP!!!!!!"

Lucky grinned and said "I think he's having a great time!"

"Sweet!" Goku said with a thumbs up.

--

Once Jigglypuff stopped making out with the unwilling prince Vegeta managed to say "Wh-what d-do you w-want?"

Jigglypuff grabbed Vegeta's hand and and slid what looked like a daimond ring onto his finger. "Jigglypuff," The pokemon said.

Vegeta's eyes widened as he said "No,"

Jigglypuff growled and held up her microphone.

Vegeta's eyes widened in fear as the pokemon removed the cap, revealing the deadly knife beneath.

--

"I'd best be goin, see you later," Lucky said a he flew away.

"See ya!" Goku replied. "What a swell guy, helping Vegeta out like that, I'll bet he's so grateful," Goku said with a huge grin. Suddenly Vegeta sprang from the back of the trailer in his SSJ state.

"Alright bitch, its time for round two!!" Vegeta roared as he aimed his hand at the trailer. "FINAL FLASH!!!" He roared as he released his greatest attack, but the pokemon within bounced it harmlessely away before landing in front of Vegeta with

a maniacal squeaking laugh.

"Hey guys!" Goku said cheerfully.

"Shut up!! This is your fault Kakarot!" Vegeta stated. Jigglypuff took this chance to walk up and stab him in the foot, then with an angry shout flew away. Vegeta lay in the fetal position as he simply said "I want my mommy..."