DRAGONBALLGT
THE WIERD FILES
A New Job
Once Vegeta had recovered from his fight with Jigglypuff, by eating several tons of mountain dew and milk duds, he discovered a downright terrifying problem. He was out of milk duds, and he had no money to buy more. For the saiyan prince
things could not have been worse, unless Jigglypuff were still around.
"Kakarot, we need to find work," Vegeta grumbled as he paced back and forth on the road.
"I suppose so, maybe babysitting," Goku replied.
"No, our wives would hire us to look after our children," Vegeta growled as a shudder ran through him.
"Good point, I hear there was a mad scientist in some remote dark creepy deserted military base in the middle of an etarnally dark wasteland who needed assistants. Could be fun," Goku said.
"You mean like my date was supposed to be fun?" Vegeta demanded.
"Precisely!" Goku said with a grin.
"I wish upon you a thousand horrible deaths," Vegeta growled, then said "Lead the way," Goku took off, and Vegeta followed.
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The two mighty saiyans arrived in the wasteland to see the abondoned military base still there. Lightning flashed in the night sky, for it was always nighttime here. Fierce wind whipped their hair about.
"I like his style," Vegeta said as he lowered to the ground. They stepped inside and looked around slowly.
"Helloooo!" Goku called as they walked down a dark corridor. Vegeta growled as he looked around, when suddenly something horrible shot from the shadows. It looked like a cross between a namekian, and one of Frieza's kind.
"Hey there! How are you today?" Goku asked cheerfuly, and then watched as Vegeta was sent crashing through a wall by a fierce kick. The creature whirled swiping its tail at Goku's head forcing him to leap back. Vegeta emerged from the
rubble as a Super Saiyan and attacked the creature.
"ENOUGH!!" Came a shout, and the creature stepped away. A figure became clear in the shadows.
"Who are you!?" Vegeta angrily demanded.
The figure stepped out revealing a somewhat fat individual with a moustache. "Its-a-me, MARIO!!" Mario declared.
"Oh sweet mother of jesus," Vegeta exclaimed.
"Hey, were here for the job. What is the job anyway?" Goku asked.
"Its-a-simple, I make a monster, and you fight it," Mario explained.
"Is it dangerous?" Goku asked.
"No! Its-a-not dangerous!" Mario exclaimed.
From down the hall came a ripping sound followed by a cry of "HOLY SWEET JESUS NO!!!! AGGRHHHAAA!!!!"
"That sounded disturbingly like someone I know," Vegeta said.
Picollo dragged himself from down that hall with all kinds of horrible wounds. "Run, they have no respect for the crotch," Picollo said, and was then dragged by something unseen back into the dark, a moment later a spray of namekian
blood came out and splattered Goku Vegeta and Mario.
Vegeta blinked for a moment before saying "Well I'm outta here," As he walked for the exit, but Goku grabbed him by the shoulders and pulled him back.
"Come on, I'm sure its perfectly safe," Goku said with a goofy grin.
"Kakarot, I am convinced that nowhere is safe as long as your there," Vegeta explained.
"At least-a-give it a try," Mario said.
"Fine," Vegeta growled moving down the hall.
"Door on the right," Mario called. Vegeta waved him off as he went into the door. A moment later a high pitched scream came from that room before Picollo's voice called out "I told you!"
Vegeta came hobbling back with his knees pressed together and his hands over his groin. "Good, your both-a-hired!" Mario declared. Vegeta whimpered.