A/N: Well, here's the last chapter. FINALLY. I was going to update yesterday, but something came up and we had to go somewhere. Thank you for the reviews, and please enjoy the story!
Disclaimer: Chipmunks=not mine. Dave=not mine. Andrew=MINE DO NOT TOUCH!!! All policemen=mine. McDonalds:not mine.
Chapter 15
The Seville family walked into their house. Theodore was glad to be home. He was also glad to be with his family, and that Andrew was getting punished for being a big fat loser whiney baby.
Dave smiled and turned to Theodore. "What would you want to do today, Theodore?" He asked.
"We'll do whatever you want, you name it." Alvin added.
"Except fly to Ireland." Simon said. He was in no mood to go to Ireland.
"How about we go to McDonalds?" Theodore suggested. "Andrew used to go a lot and he'd never bring me back anything."
Alvin and Simon shook their heads. "NO!" They shouted. "NEVER!"
"What's wrong with McDonalds, guys?" Dave inquired.
"There were these two dudes, Bill and Ted, that wouldn't let us leave!" Alvin replied.
"They kept feeding us!" Simon added. "Even when we were full they'd keep feeding us."
"They even gave us girl toys!" Alvin told Dave. "They were weirdoes! I never want to go back there again!"
"We can go to a different one." Dave reminded him. "They're all over the place." That was one thing that he was sick of.
Alvin and Simon smiled. "Oh yeah." They remembered at the same time.
At the police station, Eugene and Wesley were hanging out with Pablo and Andrew, laughing their heads off.
"Come on, you gotta let me go!" It may have been one of the first times that Andrew cried. "I'll pay you all the money I have!" He sobbed.
"HOW DARE YOU BRIBE THE POLICE?!" Pablo asked. "That's just sick! Anyway, last week at Wal-Mart, there were these puppies there."
"They don't allow puppies in Wal-Mart." Andrew growled.
"They were seeing-eye dogs." Pablo informed him. "When I pet one it bit me, so I sued the blind person. It was fun."
"You sued an innocent blind person?" Wesley questioned. "That's not nice."
"Actually, I think I sued the seeing-eye dogs. I got square crackers from them, but I gave them to the blind person. Like I told Andrew, mummies used to invade my dreams and tell me that square crackers were possessed and if I ate one I'd turn into a slug." Pablo sighed. "I miss those dreams."
"When did you stop having them?" Eugene inquired.
"Last night was the last time I had one." Pablo sobbed.
Dave, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore were walking to McDonalds because Dave didn't have anymore gas. Luckily, they didn't go to the one with Bill and Ted.
"What do you want, guys?" Dave asked as they stood in line.
"Can I have the most expensive thing on the menu, whatever it is?" Alvin looked at the menu board.
"Last time you had that super size juice you got sick and threw up." Dave reminded Alvin. "I'll just get you a cheeseburger."
"BUT I WANT THE JUICE!" Alvin stomped his foot.
"I'll get you the small." Dave assured him.
"I want the super size!" Alvin shouted.
Dave, Simon, and Theodore were getting very embarrassed. Alvin was attracting unwanted attention, and some people were getting very angry. That included the faculty.
"Sir, if your kid doesn't shut up, we'll have you kicked out." The manager warned.
"Hear that, Alvin?" Dave hissed. "If you don't shut up, we might get kicked out!"
"Get me the super size juice and I'll shut up!" Alvin screamed.
Dave sighed. "What do you want, guys?" He asked Simon and Theodore.
"I'll just get a salad and some water." Simon replied.
"Can I get a double cheeseburger, large fries, a coke, and a super huge sundae?" Theodore asked.
"If you don't get sick afterward." Dave laughed.
They waited ten minutes in line because a man wouldn't make up his mind at what he wanted.
"I want the salad, no, the snack wrap, wait no, I'll get the McFlury™, no!" He wouldn't make up his mind.
"Sir, please just pick something." The cashier said impatiently.
"It's not my fault I'm not hungry!" The man glared.
"Then why are you here in the first place?!" The cashier shouted.
"It's a free country!" The man protested.
"Well, I hope you know the meal isn't free. You're just wasting money buying things you don't even feel hungry for!" The cashier retorted.
The man gasped. "Why I never!" He stormed out the door.
"Finally." Everyone moved up in the line and cheered.
That time everyone knew what he or she wanted. Soon it was Dave's turn to order.
"Can I get a cheeseburger meal with a root beer, please? And a super size juice, too. Then some salad and a side of water." Dave ordered.
"What kind of dressing?" The cashier asked.
"No dressing!" Simon replied.
"Is that all?" The cashier inquired.
"And then a double cheeseburger, large fries, a coke, and a super huge sundae, please." Dave added.
They stood and waited while they waited for their food.
"I'm sorry," the cashier told them, "we're out of juice."
"NOOOOOO!" Alvin wailed. "I like the juice!"
"I think it got recalled for having lead in it, so we're not allowed to sell it anymore." The cashier added.
"That's probably why you got sick, Alvin." Dave pointed out. "I'll just get you a cheeseburger meal with a coke."
"Fine!" Alvin shouted. "But I won't like it!"
When they got all their food, they sat down at a booth. Alvin ate his food and acted like it was choking him.
"You don't want to make them think you're choking, Alvin." Simon informed him. "See those choking signs over there? Do you want them to give you CPR?"
Alvin shook his head, desperately trying to get rid of the image of some guy who worked at the restaurant performing mouth-to-mouth on him.
"I'm so glad that I'm back with you guys." Theodore grinned. "I hated being Andrew's slave. He wouldn't give me anything to eat."
"Did you starve to death?" Alvin asked.
Simon rolled his eyes. "If he did, would he be here?" He asked Alvin. "Prolly not, huh?"
"I guess not." Alvin shook his head, continuing to eat his food that didn't consist of the super size juice.
"We're so glad to have you back, Theodore." Simon smiled.
"Very glad." Alvin smiled, too. "We're happy that you're not with that meany, too."
Dave laughed. "I wonder how Andrew's doing with Pablo."
"Probably not too good." Theodore said.
"I'll bet a dollar that he's crying like a baby!" Alvin said, taking a bite of his cheeseburger.
"Can we go see him?" Theodore asked Dave.
"We'll see. Finish eating, first." Dave replied, taking a sip of his root beer.
"Hurry up and finish that huge sundae of yours." Alvin told Theodore. "The sooner the better!"
"But I don't want to get a brain freeze!" Theodore scowled.
Andrew was very angry. He should've never kidnapped Theodore. He should've minded his own business and he wouldn't have been listening to Pablo's talk about kittens who robbed his house of his laptop.
"So I shot at them with my Nerf gun, but that succeeded and they ran off with it to the park. I followed them and told them they could have it if they let me have one of them for a pet. They scratched up my face and ran away." Pablo told the three, Andrew, Wesley, and Eugene.
Then they heard a knock at the door. "Who's there?" Pablo asked.
"It's me!" Ryan called.
"Coming!" Pablo raced to the door and answered. "Come on in, Ryan, Bob! Oh, and the Sevilles!"
Andrew sighed.
Everyone came in and sat on the floor.
"Nice of you to drop by, Dave! What brings you here?" Pablo asked.
"I just came by to see how you're doing, and how Andrew's doing." Dave replied.
"Not too good." Eugene replied. "Pablo's as happy as ever with a friend to hang around with, but Andrew is as depressed as could be."
"Why, he hasn't said a thing since… two minutes ago!" Pablo looked at Andrew with concern in his eyes.
"You know, Andrew never apologized to Theodore for being a bully!" Eugene pointed out.
"I don't think he needs to, does he?" Wesley rubbed his chin in thought.
"Well, I think Theodore deserves an apology. So does the whole family." Bob said, glaring straight at Andrew.
"Whatever." Andrew rolled his eyes. "I'm sorry."
"For?" Ryan pressed on.
"For being a big bully." Andrew continued.
"And?" Pablo forced him to go on.
"And kidnapping you." Andrew growled.
"And?" Everyone glared at him.
Andrew winced from all the glares. "And holding you as my slave and beating you!" Andrew cried.
"YOU DID WHAT?!" Pablo screamed angry. "You evil man!"
"We already know, Theodore told us that already." Simon said.
"But it's still not very nice." Pablo crossed his arms. "You deserve a scolding!"
Andrew sobbed loudly and shouted, "WHY ME?!"
The rest of the day, Dave, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore did whatever Theodore wanted. They went to the park, the movie theater, and then went to get ice cream.
"Enjoying yourselves?" Dave asked his boys.
"Yeah!" They replied, licking their ice cream.
"I wonder what Pablo's doing to Andrew now." Simon wondered aloud. "I know we say that a lot, but I believe Andrew deserves what he's getting, and maybe even more, no matter how cruel and inhumane it is."
"Are you kidding? He deserves WAAAAAAY more than he's going through." Alvin narrowed his eyes. "But it's the worst punishment the police have to offer. If only they could dip in hot lava and burn him to a crisp, let him live, then force him to be Pablo's friend, then maybe he'd deserve that. I think maybe that's a little too humane for the crime he did, though."
Dave sighed. "There are people who do things ten times worse though and just get life in prison." He said. "Andrew could've done worse things, actually."
"Like what?" Alvin questioned.
Dave didn't feel comfortable answering, so he didn't. He ignored Alvin's question.
"LIKE WHAT?!" Alvin yelled.
"Nevermind, guys." Dave shook his head. "Is everyone done eating their ice cream?"
"Yeah." Everyone said.
"Good. Let's walk home." Dave led the way home.
Later that night, everyone was watching television, laughing to themselves.
"That joke was so funny!" Alvin laughed.
"Very funny!" Simon agreed, laughing with Alvin.
Dave wanted to say something, but he was laughing too hard.
"What was with that joke? It's not that funny." Theodore remarked.
Everyone gasped, and Dave suddenly stopped laughing. "It was too funny!" Alvin said.
Simon recited the joke. "Why did the hamster cross the street?" He said.
Alvin interrupted. "To get some pie!" Everyone laughed so hard they all got tummyaches.
Well, everyone except Theodore.
"And that's funny because?" Theodore didn't get it.
Then they all realized that the joke made no sense. "Why were we laughing anyway?" Dave wondered aloud.
"I have no clue." Alvin shrugged his shoulders.
Dave looked at the clock. "Oh, it's time for bed, fellas." He informed them.
Alvin huffed. "But I don't want to go to bed NOW!!" He screamed.
"Alvin!" Dave warned. "It's time to go to bed!"
"Come on, Alvin." Simon pulled him to their bedroom.
Alvin reluctantly followed.
Soon they were all asleep except Theodore. He had woken up at least four or five times from nightmares about evil Andrew. He dreamt of the worst parts with Andrew, like when Andrew took his anger out on him, or made him to go to the police station in a pig suit, or when Andrew had knocked him out with the baseball bat.
How am I ever going to get to sleep? He thought to himself.
He got out of his bed. He walked cautiously to Andrew's bed and tried to shake him awake.
"WHAT LEPRECHAUN?!" Alvin shouted, then looked around. He blushed and started giggling.
"I'm not a leprechaun." Theodore glared.
"No, it was a bad dream. It was about a leprechaun trying to steal our car. What's wrong, Theodore?" Alvin asked.
"I can't get to sleep." Theodore complained.
Simon, who was awake too, walked over to Alvin's bed. "You can't? Why?" He inquired.
"I'm having nightmares about ANDREW!" Theodore frowned. "It keeps waking me up."
"I thought this was going to happen." Simon scowled. Then his expression softened. "It's okay, Theodore. Just remember that those nightmares aren't real and they can't hurt you."
"But they keep waking me up!" Theodore complained. "I've woken up five times. And each time I have a hard time falling back asleep."
Alvin and Simon looked at each other. "Here," Alvin moved over, "you can sleep with me."
"Thank you, Alvin." Theodore smiled.
Simon climbed in too.
"Who said you can sleep here?" Alvin scowled.
"ME!! Now move over." Simon pushed him over.
"Don't you dare push me!" Alvin glared. "You have your own bed!"
Simon hit Alvin in the head with his pillow. "Shut up before we wake up Dave!" Simon hissed.
"If he does wake up, it'll be all your fault for screaming at me and getting in here when you obviously have your own bed!" Alvin pushed him.
Simon's face turned red. "I HATE YOU!!" He shouted.
"I hate you too!" Alvin growled.
Theodore shook his head. "Maybe I'd be better off sleeping in my own bed." He muttered.
"ALVIN! SIMON! GO TO SLEEP!" Dave shouted.
THE END
A/N: I hope you enjoyed the last chapter! As you can see, unless your blind, but I don't know why you'd be on anyway if you were blind, but anyway, as you can see, I use some of your suggestions. Andrew's punishment was at first going to be sent back in time to caveman times, really, but I must say that you people come up with some pretty good ideas. That's I roll down teddy bear lane!
Please ignore that last statement.
I will be writing new stories soon, but for now, please review. I shall be nice now and not scream at you for not reviewing.
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