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When Mommy and Daddy Fight, The Children Get Hurt

"AHHhhhmnnffffiggle?" Questioned Kyo, trying desperately to make something up that would redeem himself, but instead only sunk him father into the hole he seemed to be digging. Tohru frowned slightly, tilting her head to the side curiously, but didn't say anything. Kyo wondered how much of the previous conversation she had heard.

"I changed, Kyo-kun. Are you ready to go? I hope we can find Yuki-kun on the way."

Her voice made him relax. Her face was a normal color, and nothing about her seemed nervous, or tense. So she hadn't heard anything. She must have walked in just as Kyo saw her. He was safe. Or, at least, he thought he was safe.

"Yeah, I'm ready. But don't expect me to look to hard for the damn rat, he's probably off crying about how Shigure ruined his pretty face." Kyo threw a "look" at Shigure over his shoulder, as he followed Tohru out the door, arms crossed over his school uniform, which was still damp from the tea that had been spilled on it.

Shigure smiled innocently and waved them away, watching them leave before he pulled a small bottle out from behind his back.

"Bottle of Love",

It read,

"Pills packed full of special endorphins to help your love life become even fulfilling. Add to any drink thirty minutes before loving interaction.

Then, there was a warning, which had been written over in magic marker.

WARNING: DO NOT TAKE MORE THAN TWO PILLS AT A TIME. DANGEROUS LOVE OVER DOSAGES COULD OCCUR."

Shigure frowned as he read the package through again. He hadn't noticed that little warning before. He gripped the bottle tighter, and realized suddenly, what he had done. His brown eyes widened, and choked a bit on his shock and indignation, as he realized that two very horny teenagers would soon be walking alone to school together, and then, two very horny teenagers – actually, one in particular, would be walking around a school filled with girls, while he himself was both horny, and cursed.

Oh. Shit.

"DAMN YOU AYA! DAMN YOU!"

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He picked up the phone immediately, and called Hatori, hands shaking, and explained the whole situation to him over the phone.

"Well," Questioned the doctor, "How many pills did you give them? It couldn't have been that many.."

"Um… Three… Four... Five… …Ten…"

There was a clattering on the other end, and Hatori's voice could be heard in the distance, spitting obscene words faster then he could breathe. Then, there was another clattering, this one of Hatori picking the phone back up from where he had dropped it. He spoke as calmly as he could, irritation and shock etched into every word.

"Ten? What is wrong with you? Honestly, Shigure, sometimes I wonder if you ever use that tiny little brain of yours. Well, the best advice I can give you is wait it out, and hope that Kyo doesn't try to molest some poor defenseless girl. Or Tohru. And enough of this little bet between you and Aya. It-"

Shigure rolled his eyes. "Thank you Hatori." He mumbled into the phone, before hanging up, leaving the doctor hanging mid-sentence. He didn't need to hear another lecture about how "bad" him and Ayame were behaving. He would win this stupid bet, goddammit!

Right after he saved the poor high school girls from scary Kyo.

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Not too far away, Kyo was feeling a bit… Funny to say the least. Some certain urges were coming along that he wasn't sure he liked, and he was beginning to think some thinks about Tohru that he had never thought before. Some images came to his head as they walked, but he tried to shake them away. He wouldn't – couldn't think of Tohru that way. She was just too... innocent.

But, as easily as he'd normally be able to brush away these thoughts, they weren't leaving as easily today. Instead, they were actually coming on a whole lot stronger, and faster, than they normally did. He bit his lip, and tried to edge away from her, but she grabbed his hand.

"Ah…Tohru?" Everything inside him was tense, and he met her eyes cautiously. Her eyes were watching him with an intent curiosity, and she bit her lip, nervously.

"Kyo-kun?"

"Care to have a three some?"Both turned to find Haru standing beside them, his usual blank stare in place, though a semi-amused smile turned up the corner of his mouth.

Kyo saw Haru's face, and the strange, improper thoughts he had been having about Tohru intertwined with ones about Haru. He felt semi-breathless.

Wait a second here.

He was having those kind of thoughts about Haru? Something wasn't right here. "What the hell are you doing here?" Asked Kyo grumpily, pulling his hand out of Tohru's and crossing them over his chest protectively.

"Walking to school. Is that a crime?"

The weird feelings were rising up in his stomach again, and he resisted the urge to attack both Haru and Tohru, make out with them madly, and fuck them stupid. "Urhugh! Nevermind… Just… I have to go!" Kyo practically screamed in Haru's face, turning and running away as fast as his legs would let him, praying to god that Tohru wouldn't hate him for running off.

Tohru frowned as she watched Kyo's retreating back, her brown eyes alight with concern. "That was strange… Do you think Kyo-kun's okay?" She asked Haru, turning to look up into his eyes.

Haru shrugged absentmindedly. "He's probably fine. But now that your walking partner is gone, would you care to join me?"

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On separate ends of the school, Yuki and Kyo were silently fuming.

Kyo sat in his classroom, trying to ignore his impending horniness, which deeper, and intensified with every pretty girl he saw, and was becoming harder and harder to resist.

Yuki sat in a boy's bathroom near the first year's end of the school, hands splayed out on either side of a sink, examining his hair.

Kyo punched a wall in his frustration as another extremely pretty girl passed him, and all his feeling spilled over. What was the matter with him?

Yuki slammed his fist on the counter as he surveyed his reflection angrily, all his feelings starting to spill over. What was the matter with him?

It had to be Shigure, Yuki and Kyo reckoned, the dog had been acting really weird lately. And Ayame. Something was happening. They were doing something. Kyo sudden extraordinary horniness, Yuki's hair, everything that had been happening the last week… It all came back to them.

Yuki turned on the water, and tried his best to wet his hair down and style it, fixing it the best he could.

Something had to be done about those two. Somebody needed to find out what they were up to. Whatever it was, Yuki and Kyo didn't like it. And after school today… After school today...

They would find out, and hell would be paid for what was being done to them.

"Kyo?" A quiet, feminine voice greeted his ears breaking Kyo out of his revenge filled mind.. "Class is going to start."

Kyo snapped out of his trance and looked up to find Yuki, lopsided hair and all, standing before him.

"Shigure-" He began gruffly, his amber eyes narrowed,

"And Ayame…" Yuki added,

"Something needs to be done." They finished together, eyes both glittering with the prospect of revenge.

"After school?" Asked Kyo, flicking his orange hair out of his face, which was now tense with excitement, hate, and an extreme over dosage of horniness which was currently affecting his ability to think straight.

"Certianly, stupid cat." Agreed Yuki, his own eyes alight with excitement, and hate, as well as framed by an extremely bad haircut which seemed to currently affecting his ability to think straight.

Then, they both turned and walked into the classroom together, anger clouding their minds and judgment.

When they knew what was going on…. Someone would break something.

A/N: Sorry, TERRIBLE chapter. AHHH! But I wanted to write it, and get it out of the way. The next one will be better,

I promise!