Authoress note: I am sorry about the run on sentences, that just how she talks...it needs to happen unfortunately.
once the story gets going the chapters will probably get longer...i promise nothing tho. NOTHING!! that wont be for a while ...this story is going to be long,
bordering on epic. its going to be a long strange trip. i suggest you get snacks.
Much luf kthxbai
Chapter Three
ZOMGWTF
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They explain to Sue
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Snape feels dirty
"Trippy." Said the now very pale girl sitting on the couch next to Snape. "You wouldn't have happened to have...uh,snuck in last night or something and like,er tied strings or glued magnets to random stuff in my house did you?" She swiped a hand under and over the tray, knocking over the pitcher of iced tea on the way. She got up to get some towels but Harry had already righted the pitcher and cleaned up the tea with a few swishes of his wand.
"No." Snape said shortly. The girl whimpered and sat back down heavily. "Oh. So your really?" Snape nodded. The girl squealed suddenly and started to twitch,Snape quickly forced a calming drought down her throat. Hermione jumped up and sat down next to the slightly less hysterical girl and patted her back. "Its OK dear, its hard to understand, I know, just relax, that's it ,there's a good girl." Hermione crooned the girl for a few minuets until she calmed down. Then she asked."Do you have any questions?"
The girl nodded and took a deep breath. "OH MY GOD WHAT THE BLOODY BUGGERING FUCK IS GOING ON? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!? WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?!! Can I have one of those wands?" Harry had dived behind the love seat as the first screeched word had left the girls had sat calmly and watched ,as the girls face turned red, with interest. No one had gotten that loud before, the rest had handled it much better.
Hermione covered her ears and waited till the girl had stopped screaming. then calmly said." You, my dear are a witch whos powers have bloomed late in life( they were supposed to manifest anywhere from 8-11 years of age) that's the answer to your first question. I am Hermione Granger, that's Severus Snape, and he is Harry Potter. That's the answer to your second question. We are here to bring you back with us to learn how to control and use your powers in a productive manner. That's the answer to your third question. And yes you do get a wand of your very own. Any other questions? No? Good, you would have known all that if you had bothered to read past the first page of my Pamphlet you know."
Harry cautiously peeked out from behind the couch.
The girl stared at Hermione, then turned her gaze to harry, who flinched and ducked back behind the couch, and finally turned to look at Snape, who smirked. she suddenly pushed Hermione out of the way and launched herself at Snape, who didn't even have a chance to raise his wand to defend himself. She wrapped her arms around Snape in a painfully tight grip and started squealing wordlessly at first, then slowly words began to form. " OH MY GAWD YOUR ALIVE!! IM SOOOO HAPPY!!! EEEEKEEEEK HOWD YOU SURVIVE? do you have a scar? can I see?" the last was whispered in a reverent voice as the girl looked up at him with puppy dog eyes.
Snape tried desperately to get away, but failed miserably as the girls arms tightened as she felt him move. "Get off me you foolish girl! I was never attacked, alright? so there is no scar for you to see. GET OFF ME!" The girl let Snape go then backed off a bit, still looking at Snape rather starry eyed. Suddenly Harry could be heard giggling. "Thats fantastic!! They usually jump on me or Draco!! Merlin, I wish I had had a camera for that!" Harry quickly dove back behind the couch at the glare Snape sent his way.
A pouty Harry could be heard muttering."I mean, its only fair, I get mauled several times a day, Draco twice as much as that, even Ron and Hermione get hugs sometimes. but nooooo Severus Bloody Snape doesn't have to have fangirls AND boys pawing at him all the time. s'not fair." He was Ignored.
Hermione looked at the girl." I'm sorry, Dear we didn't hear your name?" Hermione asked pointedly. She had to wave a hand in front of the girls face before she got an answer.
Still looking at Snape she said. " Rebbecca Mosley. Call me Mo. If you don't I wont answer." She sent snape what she thought was a dazzling smile. it was more of a leer. "you can call me whatever you want." Snape choked on air and Harry giggled comeing out from behind the couch now that he was sure he wasn't getting mauled.
Hermione rubbed her hands together in a business like manner. "Alright now that that's all settled, we can..." Hermione was interrupted by a explosion in the kitchen. Mo jumped up " MAH SPAGHETTI!!" she screamed and ran from the room with Hermione and the others hot on her trail. It sounded like the stove had exploded. When they got to the kitchen the walls where covered from ceiling to floor with the same red substance on the girls shirt. Mo was hopping from foot to foot. "Ohh this is horrible! They finally let me use the stove again and THIS happens? I'm never gonna be allowed to cook again! ohhhhhhh!" She marveled at the suddenly clean smirked, it was rather frightening both Harry and Snape thought.
"There you go dear, Nothing to it. When your properly trained you will be able to do the same thing." Hermione said smugly. She suddenly found her arms full of Mo.
" Oh THANK YOU Hermione!! They were gonna be SO mad!" Mo clung to Hermione tightly and bounced them both a few times before letting go. Mo beamed at Hermione
and patted her rump causing Hermione to jump. Snape and Harry glanced at each other and both tried to stifle chuckles at the look on Hermione's face.
"Uh. Yes, your welcome Mo. So did you want to go pack so we can get going?" Hermione asked, rallying marvelously at the girls strange behavior.
Mo looked puzzled and cocked her head to the side. "pack? where am i going? am i being kidnapped? that would be spiffy!" Mo bounced and clapped her hand giddily.
Hermione shook her head and opened her mouth to speak. Snape beat her to it. "What part of 'going to teach you magic' did you not understand? We are taking you to Hogwarts to teach you to be a witch in a special three year course that will teach you all the basics in a short amount of time! ITS A BRILLIANT PLAN NOW GO PACK!!" Snape took a deep breath and raised The Eyebrow when all Mo did was stare at him with a dreamy faraway look in her eye.
She snapped out of it when Harry tugged on her hand, he was rather worried about the look snape was giving her. Snape would get in a lot of trouble if he hexed another late bloomer. "C'mon Mo go pack real quick then we can go get lunch, hm?" Harry said hurriedly as he pushed Mo gently towards the stairs "K Harry." she patted Harry lightly on the shoulder then went to her room to pack.
"I like her! shes ...fun!" Harry exclaimed, it was rare for him to find someone who didn't cling to him constantly or giggle when ever he spoke. it was quite refreshing.
He wonder vaguely if being famous most of his life had jaded him to female affection. he shrugged it off. he wasn't interested in dating at the moment, he gazed at Snape thoughtfully looking away quickly when Snape caught him looking. Snape hmm'd and wondered what was taking that girl so long. although he thought the longer she took the better. Snape found her Incredibly annoying, more annoying then Potter at any rate and that was saying something,he looked at the young man suspiciously for a minute then sighed in exasperation at how long that ridiculous Mo was taking.
Hermione watched the two men with amusement for a while,then frowned at Snapes sigh. What was that about? she thought briefly about the implications of snape sighing when looking at Harry and Harry blushing slightly after Snape had caught Harry looking at him. There was a loud thump from upstairs that derailed her train of thought quite expertly. "Maybe I should go check on her..." Hermione said as she started up the stairs she was run down by Mo and several suit cases. Mo helped her up and dusted her off apologizing profusely. Mo had changed into a black tank top and brown ankle boots she had apparently decided not to change her jeans probable because the sauce had just gotten on her shirt.
"sorry it took so long you guys, I couldn't decide what I wanted to take. Ive decided to take it all!!" Mo giggled then sobered. "What about my roommates? Do you think I should leave a note?" The other three shook their heads and Harry answered " No, we took care of them." At Mos wide eyed look he explained. "We Modified their memories. They are going to think that you moved to England a week ago. You had a nice going away party!" Harry giggled at Mo's confused look.
" When did you do that? and I thought Hogwarts was in Scotland." Mo asked more then a little confused. "Earlier this afternoon. No, it's in London Rowling's a liar." Harry answered happily. "We had to wait until both of them left you alone here." He beamed at Mo. Mo smiled back. "My family too? OHH that's why they where asking how the flight was!! Awesome. I thought I had gone insane." Mo grinned at Snape when he snorted. "Dibs on Sevvie-kins when we apparate!!" Mo Bubbled enthusiastically.
Snape shuddered.
P.S. I want a review!! just one...it would make me soooo happy! please let me knope what you think people. also there is going to be about five other OCs that are going to pop fairly regularly. i want you guys to name them, cuz i suck at names...so hard do i suck..you people have know idea.