FYI: for those of you who dont know this; i dont own Harry Potter...shocking!

Orientation Part two

or

The Twins make an appearance

in our last installment:

continued. "Oh, and Sirius Black is still alive, the battle at the Ministry did happen, but Black did not fall through the Vail. He is alive and well and was cleared for murder after Voldemort was defeated and the truth about Wormtail was believed. Remus Lupin and Tonks did not get married nor did they die in the Hogwarts Battle. Rowling lied. Obviously Professor Snape didn't die either." She added as an after thought to the amusement of everyone in the Great Hall.

Mo was rather scandalized but very pleased. She liked the Malfoys in the books, she had a thing for villains. Sirius and Lupin, as far as she was concerned, are having rabid dog sex as she sat there. She grinned to herself, she had liked that fanfiction.

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The Orientation witch droned on telling the assembly that the epilogue was complete bunk, very one was unmarried if not single.

So far,in Mo's opinion, the orientation was like a plot device in a badly written fanfiction that needed to get a foundation for the story done quickly so the juicy stuff could happen. Or what they call a 'Writers Convenience'. Like the mad scientist near death in a B rated scifi flick that dies after telling the hero how to kill the mutated alien zombies and giving the experiment a back story.

Mo shook her head dislodging these thoughts, they were counterproductive. She needed to focus on the fact that she was right. Rowling had killed off most of her favorite characters for fun and profit. The bitch WAS a sensationalist. Most distressing of all was that two suspiciously innocent looking twin gingers and just snuck into the great hall unnoticed by most. The hairs rose on the back of Mo's neck. Weaslys. She remembered with a shudder that these two were notorious pranksters in the books and the stars of many interesting fanfictions.

She nudged Neil gesturing to the twins in a frantic manner. Neil grinned and stifled a snicker, clearly he was a fan of Fred and George Weasly. Mo was not pleased.

The Twins,while amusing,were not her cup of metaphorical tea. Especially because they had tormented her favorite teacher,Snape. She vowed then to punish the Weaslys.

They needed an attitude adjustment.

Neil on the other had was immensely pleased. Unaware of Mo's vendetta. Neil was waiting with baited breath for whatever The Twins had in store. Neil had loved the antics the Weasly twins had gotten up too and had cried tears of grief when George and died, or was it Fred? Neil shrugged mentally. It didn't matter,they were alive, and the world was a brighter place because of it.

On the other side of The Hall in a corner a girl was feigning unconsciousness slumped against the wall. Her Name was Dezi, and she was listening with great interest to what was saying. Right now she was explaining the the battle at Hogwarts had indeed happened but the death toll was exponentially smaller then what Rowling had written. Apparently the Death Eaters had for the most part been wiped out while the side of Light had only lost one or two and that the Malfoys were to thank for the inside information that had readied the school and The Order for Voldemorts attack.

After the initial shock of three people popping into her living room literally out of thin air Dezi was slowly beginning to realize her medication was still working and she was NOT hallucinating if the cold seeping up from the hard stone causing an unpleasant numbing sensation in her backside was anything to go by she was not dreaming either.

This caused her great deals of equal amounts of distress and dizzying joy, her life up until this point had been monumentally boring and full of disappointment. At the same time she was comfortable with routine and had been unwilling,despite her friends urging,to cut the umbilical cord and move out of her mothers house even though she was twenty one and needed to gain some Independence. Before Dezi had fainted Hermione had told her in one breath that

Quote: "yourawitchwhogotherpowerslatewedontknowwhybutwehavetoleaverightnowGETYOURASSPACKEDWEARELEAVINGNOW!!" End Quote.

It had taken Dezi a moment to decipher what the frantic women had said but when she did she had fainted causing Harry to Accio the clothes out of Dezi's closet and draws then promptly summon Dobby to deliver them to an unoccupied room. Dezi didn't now this but she was faithful in the knowledge that if what Hermione had told her was true then Dezi could wait until she had learned transfiguration to have clean clothes.

Dezi decided to stop pretending. She stood up and stealthily rubbed some feeling back into her posterior and slid quietly into an open seat. People were so entranced by the monologue that no one noticed Dezi's actions. This pleased her. She didn't want to be known as The-Girl-Who-Fainted for the rest of her Hogwarts career.

seemed to be winding down, she had just finished the monologue with the explanation for the Horocruxes. They apparently were real. She was now taking questions. As she answered a very personal question regarding Ron Weaslys sexual orientation courtesy of the twins whispered suggestion to a giggling fangirl, Mo was fighting the urge to throw something at Snape.

She had been trying to get his attention for the last five minutes. Snape was having none of it, he kept his eyes trained obsessively on causing said women some discomfort. Mo huffed in irritation, fine, if Snape wanted to get a magical water balloon to the face,or what have you, then so be it. Mo rose slightly from the bench and started waving a little wildly trying a desperate last attempt to gain Snapes attention.

"You had a question young lady?" Mrs. Fonagan asked Mo who had looked like she desperately needed some answers from point of view.

Mo stared at blankly for a second then smiled brilliantly at her. "Why is Professor Snape so willing to get pranked or allow pranks to be pulled in his presence?" Mo asked innocently. Snape twitched but kept his gaze fixed on who looked at him a little bewildered. The Twins slowly turned as one and stared at Mo with interest. Mo looked back at them with a blank look then turned back to with a questioning smile.

"Weeeeeelllllllll, I'm sure Professor Snape isn't the type to let pranks go unpunished..." She looked at Snape for guidance and received none. Mrs. Fonagan floundered under Mo's raised eyebrow and said. " I'm sure he will or would punish anyone severely if they pranked him or around him." Mrs. Fonagan nodded in agreement with herself and gave Mo a conspiratorial look and announced. " So I wouldn't try anything if I was you dear."

Mo smiled and nodded. "Of course not,I'm not stupid enough to try anything with him in the same room!" Mo giggled and waved the notion and attention away. Mrs. Fonagan smiled and nodded and moved on to the next question. Mo smiled at the flabbergasted twins who currently were looking at her with suspicion mixed with irritation. Mo's smirking was interrupted by a vicious elbow in the side.

Neil, who had been looking forward to whatever the twins were about to do,was severely disappointed that Mo had ruined the show so he jabbed her in the side with a furious look that promised vengeance and only flinched a little when Mo punched him in the arm,the pain was blocked by anger even though she had given him a dead arm.

He whispered harshly at her. "What did you do that for?!" Mo rolled her eyes and said back in a just as harsh whisper. " Gingers bug me when they come in pairs."

Neil gave her an affronted look and turned away determined never to speak to her again and rubbed his arm convinced she had left a bruise.

The Twins gave Mo a glare that she returned easily and stuck out her tongue. Oh snaps. The Twins thought. They knew a challenger when they saw one, and they were never ones to back down when it stared them in the face crossing her eyes and doing a victory dance in her seat. It Was On.

The twins, whispering quietly to each other, found seats in the front of the hall away from Mo's prying eyes as announced that any further question could be answered by herself or Hermione, or by reading The Pamphlet that Hermione had given out, at a later time. It was now time, she said, for the sorting.

This caused an uproar form the entire Great Hall, who had thought that the sorting was only for first years. Mrs. Fonagan explained that since they were sort of like first years, in the way they had no idea what was going on, they had to be sorted like them.

Everyone who had not already been sorted was beside themselves with joy. This was every fanpersons dream, a chance at the sorting hat!

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XD i am having so much fun with this.