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Chapter Seven

School Days

or

An Apple a Day

In our last installment

This does not bode well for us, were Miz's thoughts before the door opened and Mrs. Fonagan walked in and began handing out personalized maps to their separate rooms. She told them that robes and ties with their house colors had already been sent to their rooms and that classes would begin the next day. She said, when asked by Dezi, that they had separate rooms because they were over the age of the children in the dorms and the headmaster and teachers decided that because they are adults they should have the same privileges as the Head Boys and Girls.

Everyone was ecstatic.

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Miz was still thinking about the hazards of hyperactive Slytherins as Mo dragged them out of the great hall and up a staircase to the third floor where the rooms for the late bloomers were located. Miz, already knowing where the rooms were, eventually took the lead when Mo led them enthusiastically to a dead end. When they got to the right corridor Miz showed Mo and Dezi to their rooms after showing them hers, leaving the other two to unpack and get settled, Miz went back to her room to finish some homework she had left when she went down to greet Dezi.

The rooms were medium sized, they had enough space for a queen sized bed, a wardrobe and a bed side chest of draws. Mo was surprised to find that the door she thought was a closet was instead a rather large bathroom that had, besides the toilet and sink, a claw footed bathtub with a shower attachment. Mo squealed in delight at the sight, she had always wanted her own in room bathroom.

Mo unpacked quickly then tried out some spells she had read in the books, after failing miserably she went to Dezi's room to watch her unpack. Dezi was astounded to find her clothes in her room. Dezi told Mo how she had left without packing, leaving out that she had left without her consciousness not knowing that Mo had been there when she had arrived slung between Harry and Snape. Mo smiled and nodded deciding that a blooming flower of friendship didn't need the hurricane winds of lies exposed, plus she could use it against Dezi later.

After Dezi finished unpacking they went to Miz's room chucking her homework aside when she said she needed to finish. Miz sighed and settled in for a long evening, Mo looked like a talker.

"So Mizzy, What was your magical abduction like? Were you uber excited? Did you piss yourself? I nearly did...I blew up the kitchen instead." Mo gushed as she sat cross legged on the foot of Miz's bed cuddling up to a giant stuff bear that was bigger then her and had an eye patch. Miz told her the bear's name was Orville.

Miz smiled and started explaining how she had come to Hogwarts.

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In Miz Vision

Miz was sitting in front of her television, a pair of sweatpants hanging on the back of her lazy boy as she was playing Animal Crossing. She Wearing a wife beater and purple undies, and unmatched socks, she looked very laid back and chill. However, a loud startling noise from outside gave her a jump. She heard some swears outside followed by some laughter, before a young woman's voice broke the noise. She sounded mad, and maybe on the rag.

DINGDONG

"....How long have we had a doorbell?" Miz said, pausing her game and jumping into her sweats before looking through the peephole of her door.

Behind the door was five people dressed in long cloaks, one was a young curly haired brunette lady muttering something to a pair of gingers.....ginger twins....

REOW.

This makes a happy Miz... She was a little creeped out by the shortie in glasses and tall dark and greasy haired fellow with a crooked nose next to him.

Obviously,Miz thought, a convention was in town or a few nutjobs were looking to recruit. However, since two of those nutjobs were gingers, why not say hello?

She opened the door, she tried her best to hold back laughter.

"I'm really sorry, but Halloween isn't for a while. So you'll have to forgive me if I don't have any candy for you." She gave a smirk.

"Oh this is always fun." The tall greasy fella said, before looking down at the young woman beside him.

"We're not here for candy..." The young woman said, however the twins gave an argumentative groan. "We just came to talk to you, may we come in?"

"I...really don't think so." Miz said and quickly shut the door, locking it and turning back to her video game....but the man in black who had crooked nose was in her seat.

"What is the point of these....what do you call them?" He said, looking over to the kitchen where the gingers were raiding the fridge.

"Video games." they said both at once, Miz's face flushed with color.

"THE FUCK are you weirdos doing in my house?!" she yelled, walking over to the dark looking guy, grabbing the controller out of his hands before he could press a button.

"Don't be alarmed," said a soft voice from behind her, sitting on the love seat. It was the lady from before. "We're not going to hurt you. Just calm down."

"Well that's really too bad," said Miz, backing away, reaching into her shoe bin, pulling out an aluminum bat. "Because if all of you don't move it, I will hurt you."

Everyone stopped what they were doing, and looked at Miz cautiously, the terrifying silence was broken by a knock on the door.

"Okay guys, I'm still outside....Why is it so quiet?" It was from someone outside. The brunette on the sofa took out a wand from her cloak, flicked it, the door unlocked and opened for the dark haired young man in glasses. "What were you doing outside?" the fuzzy haired young woman asked as she walked to the short guy in glasses side.

"I didn't want to just, you know, 'pop' in. It's rude...and she sounded mad." he said, shutting the door behind him. "So how's it going---HO'SHIT! SHE HAS A BAT."

Miz gripped the aluminum bat tightly, the brunette locked the door quickly so the man in glasses couldn't leave and tried to convince him to stay.

"Wait..." Miz said "You guys look like...you mean you guys are...Harry Potter fans?"

"Merlin's balls..." the dark looking man said, the Gamecube controller in his hands again, he was alternating between collecting oranges and whacking random animals with a butterfly net in Animal Crossing.

"Professor!" the frizzy haired woman said. "Look....I know this is hard to explain....but if you would please, put down the bat, and let us explain...."

"Fuck you," Miz said, gripping the bat tighter. "Strangers in my house, looking like Harry Potter characters, playing my fucking Animal Crossing, eating my god damn f....heyHEY!!" Miz's attention turned to the gingers in the kitchen, eating beef sandwiches and hostess cakes.

"You smexy jerks!" she yelled, they stop for a moment to look at her. "Don't eat those! I was saving those! Is that my last cake?"

"...myesf" one of them said, shaking an empty hostess cake box. Miz took a minute to take a deep breath, then looked at the twins.

"If you weren't cute gingers, I would bust both your balls right now." she said, then the aluminum bat flew out of her hands and into the hand of the crooked nose stranger.

"HEY!" Miz said, then looked at the wand in his other hand, it was pointed at her. "Professor Snape!" The frizzy haired girl stood up and pulled out her wand.

"This is a precaution," the dark haired now very irritated older gentleman. "She's obviously distressed and will crack one of us over the head any minute, so I took it away from her. Also, I am not a 'cute ginger' so if I make her angry I've got nothing to defend myself with except my wand which we can't use, so I disarmed her."

The frizzy haired young woman gave a sigh, "Fine." she said. "But put your wand away, we don't want her thinking we're going to hurt her."

"Bloody hell," one of the twins said, shaking his head. "This is taking too long....YOU'RE GOING TO HOGWARTS!!"

"Thank you," said the other twin, wiping mustard off his face. "I thought for sure I would have to say something."

The young woman standing in front of the love seat gave a deep sigh before dropping her head.

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"Wait" Mo said, interrupting the story telling. "So they just blurted it to you?"

"Was Snape really playing Animal Crossing?" Dez said, in a bit of a snort and giggle.

"Yes, Yes," said Miz, leaning back in her chair. "Then they gave me a brief summary, the books are a lie, the real deal, who they were....and I think I took the news rather well...."

*

"You're Harry Potter?!" Miz yelled, standing in front of the dark haired young man, his arms up defending himself for a big fangirl bounce.

"AAAAH BE GENTLE" Harry said, and Miz gave a loud laugh and shook her head.

"Aw come on, I'm not gonna hug you....puhlease." she snorted, Harry gave a sigh of relieve, and lowered his arms seconds before he was given a full blown punch to the face that hit him so hard he slammed into the door and he held his face in pain while sliding down to the floor.

Hermione gave a yell of ,"OH MY GOD!", as she bounced from foot to foot, Snape burst out laughing, and the twins held Miz back whom struggled to get free.

"You self absorbed little PUNK!" she yelled, "I fucking hated you! You were so whiny, so annoyingly self centered, and all you did was make everyone's life miserable with your damn prepubescent woes and flows. AND THE ANGST!! Soo much angst! You're my least favorite character in the whole damn series!"

"OWWWW my face! UUUUGH! My teeth! It hurts so bad!" Harry cried, trying to get back on his feet before falling over again, Hermione and Snape (still laughing) hurried to his side to try and get him up.

"Okay...OKAY!" Miz shook the twins off her, finally feeling relaxed, she turned to the hallway and yelled out. "I'll go get packed now....while I'm at it let me change, I'm still in my jammies!"

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"Whoa...that's intense. You punched Harry Potter in the face. I think I love you!" Mo said in an awed voice looking at Miz with big starry eyes.

Dezi nodded and looked proud,"That's my little sister!" she said as she gave Miz a pat on the shoulder.

"BWAHAHA Snape feared for his balls!!" Mo laughed and pictured it again, then pictured Snape playing a video game then pictured Harry nursing Snape's balls back to health. She voiced this to her friends who both squealed. Dezi looked the most excited and gushed,"He kissed them better!! Or at least he wanted too!" Mo giggled feeling relieved, it was hard to find other Snarry fans, and she had found two with out even trying.

Miz rolled her eyes. "You don't get a say Dez, you haven't even read the books, or seen the movies." Dezi scoffed at Miz's remark, "Whatever, I read all the fanfiction and Wiki'd it, I KNOW what I am talking about Miz...Don't question me...Bitch!" Mo didn't interrupt as was best for sibling disputes. They all started at a loud voice that sounded like it was in the room.

"NEW COMERS OUT INTO THE HALL PLEASE, WE HAVE YOUR SCHEDULES FOR CLASS!"

Mo and Dezi looked to Miz who grinned and said,"Yeah they do that...It's annoying." Miz shooed Dezi and Mo out of her room and went back to her homework.

When Mo and Dezi got into the hallway they looked at the other people swarming about then looked at each other in confusion. They heard a voice rise above the hubbub calling,"RAVENCLAWS OVER HEAR!" and another calling for Hufflepuffs in a different direction. Mo waved to Dezi when she left in the direction of the voice.

Mo listened for the Slytherin caller and went to him when she heard his voice. The man who had spoken was a tall blond with gray eyes and pale skin standing in the middle of a gaggle of curious late bloomers. "Oh my gawd!! It's Draco motherfuxing Malfoy!!" Was the call going through the crowd around the elegant looking blond who was preening under the attention. "All right you guys, calm it down! We need to get the schedules handed out. Hehe. Alright line up I'll call your name and you'll come up and get it, right? Good! Now let's see...Armantio Kalico." Draco Malfoy practically sang obviously enjoying his power.

Mo was bouncing on her toes, she was extremely excited to meet Draco Malfoy. He was one of her favorite characters in the books, first Snape and now Draco? Life could not get better. She ran up and lifted her shirt to expose her bra when her name was called,"SIGN MY BRA DRACO!! I NEED IT!!" Draco flushed and shook his head,"No uh..no, pull your shirt down. COVER YOURSELF WOMEN!" Draco cried out and started wrestling Mo's shirt down himself when Mo started bouncing. The call of, "FAG!" turned Draco and Mo's attention to Dezi who had already gotten her schedule, not many people had been sorted to Hufflepuff this time around.

Draco flushed and stepping away from Mo shoved her schedule at her,"Alright, as amusing and arousing that was, I need MASTERS, BRAD to come up." Draco said with a pointed look in Dezi's direction. Dezi rolled her eyes and pulled Mo away even though she was still trying to get Draco's , who was pointedly ignoring the both of them at this point, attention," I LOVE YOU CO-CO, I WILL GET YOU TO SIGN MY UNMENTIONABLES EVENTUALLY!!!"

Draco had the grace to blush and after he handed out the last schedule he said in a loud voice, "Classes start tomorrow at eight o'clock SHARP people, lateness will not be excused! I am the Co-Head of House so if you have any questions please feel free to ask me!" Draco beamed at the crowd and looked around with pride," Yes you? In the back." Draco addressed the hand waving at the back of the crowd. "Can you sign my bra...please sir? PLEASE PLEASE please! Sir!!" Mo called from the back.

"NO woman! Back off! I AM NOT INTERESTED!" Draco stormed off without answering any of the questions the other people had. The group was too amused with Mo's antics to care much.

"Okies well that was fun. Ohhhhhh I got Potions firsties! YUS!" Mo punched the air and did a victory dance while Dezi looked on in amusement,"Oh I got potions first too!" we have our first class together! That's teh awesome." Dezi said after a cursory glance at her schedule. "I wonder if they are doing like a house unificationy thing...I don't remember Hufflepuffs and Slytherins having class together in any of the fics I read." Mo nodded and thought about that for a second,"Meh, I dunno. But I do know that those unification fics almost alwase had the best man smex in them...yeah, man smex is and you cant trust what people wrote based off the books...They are full of the most heinous lies. Remember?"

"Yeah," Dezi said "Did you ever read that one...Banshee balls? That one was awesome, the bitch hasn't updated in a while though..." Mo giggled, "Yeah that one was really good, "Are you mad?! Your Wizards!" Snape is sooo funny in that one!"

Dezi agreed then bid Mo goodnight, she was tired after such an eventful day. Mo wondered around the now empty hall too hyper to go to bed, she paused when she heard foot steps around the corner then pressed herself to the wall and slowly slid to the end of the hall trying to catch the late night traveler unaware.

"How did it go tonight Draco?" a deep silky voice asked, " Fine, up till I was sexually assaulted! Where were you?" a softer voiced asked in a huff.

"I had other matters to attend too...Mind your tone Mr. Malfoy, Being assistant Head does not mean you can give me attitude." there was a small huff and Mo decided it was best to stop eavesdropping before she got caught, she stepped out in front of a startled Snape and Draco, " Assistant Head Co-co? I thought you said Co-Head?" Mo giggled at the look Snape gave Draco and the answering blush on the blond mans cheeks.

"Co-Head, Draco? Really." Snape said with an amused smirk. " Never mind that! Shes the one who attacked me!!" Draco cried out, Mo looked indignant, "Did not! I just wanted an autograph! I'm your biggest fan..sniffle." Draco and Snape paused then said in unison,"Did you say sniffle?" Mo gave them an unconvincing confused look which they ignored, "Whatever, an autograph is not the problem, the problem is your bra!" Mo looked pissed,"Its a cute bra!! Look its got little kitties on it!!" Mo made to lift her shirt but was stopped when Snape and Draco both grabbed the hem of her shirt and kept it down.

"You guys are no fun,"Mo whined ,"I was only joking! Wasn't gonna flash you...this time." Mo giggled when Snape rolled his eyes,"You see? Shes a menace!" Draco exclaimed. "Hm, It's past Midnight Ms. Mosley, you should be in bed, being less then completely rested in Potions can be hazardous." Snape murmured silkily causing Mo to shudder in a very pleasant way. " Yes Sir, oh call me Mo please, I probably wont answer if you call me anything else...Not cuz I don't want to you understand, but because Mo is easier to remember and its what I'm used too." Mo gushed, babbling in excitement at Snape referencing her and her bed in the same sentence and the addition of his lovely voice was causing Mo's brain to short circuit. "No." said Snape in a final tone and pushed Mo back into the hall way she had come from.

Mo didn't fight it and went to her room with a little wave at the two men before she closed the door.

"Nutter." Draco growled quietly at the shut door.

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The Next Morning

" GOOD MORNING MARY SUNSHINE HOW DID YOU WAKE SO SOON? YOU SCARED THE LITTLE STARS AWAY AND FRIGHTED AWAY THE MOOOON!!!"

Was bellowed into Dezi's ear by a bouncing Mo. "WHAT THE FUCK YOU CRAZY BITCH! SHUT UP!!!" Dezi screeched,"what time is it? SEVEN?! GODDAMMIT! Mo, get out now." Dezi swiped at Mo with a pillow, Mo dogged it and fell off the bed.

"Its time to get up my love, Miz has already left, and my tummy demands food. Lets gooooo." Mo said from the ground. "Miz is stupid. Fine I'm getting up, God help you if there isn't any coffee. I'll see you in class Mo, we sit at different tables anyway, go ahead without me...you cunt." Dezi grumbled as she went to the bathroom to wash up.

Dezi is not a morning person Mo surmised as she left Dezi's room and went into the hall, most of the other people had already left by the time Mo had decided Dezi had slept long enough, so Mo was feeling a little lonely when she walked into the Great hall. She made her way to the Slytherin table and sat near the end so she could see when Dezi came in.

Mo Looked at the teachers table and saw beside the professors she was expecting a tall man with black hair past his shoulders sitting next to a man whom had several light scars running across his face. Oh lord, Marauders, thought Mo as she tucked an apple into the inside pocket of her school robes. The man who could only be Sirius Black was sitting next to Snape and was having a heated debate with him about something Mo couldn't hear no matter how hard she tried. Remus Lupin tossed in a comment now and then.

Mo was wondering what classes they were teaching when someone slapped her in the back of the head. "OW MY BRAINS!" Mo cried out," That was for waking me up with song...Do it again and its a black eye." with that Dezi went to her table and made her self a cup of coffee glowering at anyone who touched the pitcher. Mo gave the other Slytherins at the table a bashful look and ducked her head in shame after filling her plate with sugary breakfast stuff. Mmm syrup, Mo ate happily then joined Dezi when she walked past and consulted the map that was on the back of the schedule.

"What do you think Lupin and Black are teaching?" Mo asked Dezi curiously," I don't know...I wanna know why we don't have Defense, its bullshit." Dezi proclaimed in an irritated voice.

" Well there isn't any Moldywarts about anymore...maybe that's why." Mo answered, " Oh we turn here, we are almost there!" Mo said after consulting her map. Dezi harrumphed and they walked in silence until they got to the right door," I wonder if we get to sit together." Mo said as she walked inside the room and placed the apple she had stashed on the desk. "Suck up," Dezi announced and sat down in the back row, Mo followed and sat next to her,"I don't care either way I'm here so I'm staying."

The class room slowly filled and Mo and Dezi were surprised to see Gryffindors as well as Ravenclaws sitting down. "Curiouser and curiouser..." Mo muttered as a red haired Gryffindor sat down next to her and Dezi,"Hellooo Gryffindork, whats up?" Dezi asked the newcomer,"Nothing...Hufflepunk, I'm Amanda and I will be sitting here for the duration." said Amanda to Dezi. Mo grinned at Amanda and introduced herself and Dezi,"Herro I'm Mo, this is Dezi! can I have a derogatory nickname too? I'm in Slytherin. Make it sexy." Amanda giggled and thought for a second,"Twiterin?" Mo chuckled and nodded," That's a good one! Its all British and stuff!" The three of them chatted for few minutes before a hush came over the class.

Snape walked in and immediately charmed a bit of chalk to write instructions on the blackboard, he swished his wand again and the doors of a cupboard on the far side of the room burst open and books flew out, one landed in front of each student after the books cauldrons and ingredients flew and landed the same way. Snape walked to his desk stopping abruptly when he spotted an apple sitting suspiciously on top of it. He glared at the apple. It shivered in a fear that every apple knows when a human lays eyes on it. Snape looked up at the class who were looking from Snape to the apple and back,"What is this", he asked the class pointing at the apple.

One student had the audacity to raise her hand, it was a redheaded Gryffindor sitting next to a Hufflepuff who was sitting next to that Mosley girl. Snape nodded at her,"Its an apple." Snape had the brief impulse to hex her," Yes, and what is it doing on my desk, prey?" The red head looked like she was thinking about it then answered,"It looks scared actually." Snape brought his hand down hard on the desk making the poor apple jump in fright. "It is a inanimate object, it does not feel fear. Who put it here?" Snape hissed in a low and dangerous voice.

When no answer was forthcoming Snape snatched up the apple and cast a few scanning spells," Its not poisoned" Snape said in a slightly surprised voice, his head shot up when he heard a snort coming from the back of the room. He automatically glared at the mouthy Gryffindor who looked suspicious,like most Gryffindors, he was unsurprised to notice she was trying to hold back a laugh,"What is it you find so funny?" Snape asked in a dangerous voice as he stalked to the back of the room to tower over the redheaded Gryffindor,"Well Sir, its just that I don't think anyone in this room would want to poison you." She answered meekly.

"Oh? You know so much about the inner workings of your classmates minds do you?" Snape sneered, the girl shook her head and muttered,"I just know that anyone who read all the books wouldn't do anything to you." Snape was about to say something wonderfully scathing when Miss Mosley spoke up," That's right! Your just ever so awesome!" the Hufflepuff chose to speak next,"That's Probably why Mo left you the apple...That and shes a suck up." she said placidly, "I am not!" Miss Mosley said heatedly. "You left the apple Miss Mosley?" Snape asked suspiciously. The girl nodded causing Snape to scowl, "Why?" Miss Mosley smiled an annoyingly big smile and simpered,"Cause you are super cool, would you rather have a banana?" she then shocked Snape by pulling a banana out of her robes and held it out to Snape who took it on reflex.

Snape pocketed the banana with a glare and said," No more fruit in my class Miss Mosley, understood?" the girl instantly abandoned the silly grin a chastised look replacing it," Yes Sir, Professor Snape Sir." Snape nodded and returned to the front of the class began teaching the students about the ingredients and equipment that they had in front of them. Snape was gratified when the class ended and the students filed out with excited chatter about what they had learned, the one hour class is

possibly the best invention since the pestle and mortar,Snape thought as the last student left with a wave goodbye in Snapes direction, Snape waved absently and picked up the apple when the door closed and took a bite. An apple a day kept the Medi-witch away after all.

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The last few paragraphs are in Snape perspective....it was fun XD

i let miz write her own flashback