Time to annoy! Graystripe's up now!
Special thanks to tainted_ink_455 for suggesting the last one.
Nine ways to annoy Graystripe
1. Whenever someone makes even the slightest reference to Silverstream, start humming a dreamy, nostalgic tune.
2. Hum said tune very loudly and off key
3. When he gets mad, cry and say "I was just trying to set the mood"
4. Tell him he's not the real father of Bumblekit, Briarkit, and Blossomkit but refuse to tell him who is
5. "Forget" the first R in his name
6. Comment on how he seems to like gray tabbies and offer to hook him up with Jayfeather and/or Cinderheart and/or Dewspots and/or Tornear and/or Webfoot and/or Rippletail and/or Mintfur and/or Willowshine
7. Poor a bucket of water on him whenever the urge strikes you
8. Look at him with round, innocent eyes and ask where kits come from
9. The next time he's with Mille, run up to him, excited, and say "Silverstream's alive! She's been alive all this time!" Then run away before things get too awkward and/or violent
Next up, Ravenpaw!