me: hi everybody
'crickets"
me; stop ignoring me
'more crickets'
me; come on i need someone to say the disclaimer.
'again crickets'
me; deidara get out and say the disclaimer or I'm going to shave your head!
'deidara runs out' the author doesn't own naruto.please don't shave my head!
flashbacks/actions
thoughts
inner sakura
with sakura
After she transported neji to the hospital. she sat in tsunades office getting screamed at for almost killing neji. even though she surpassed tsunade by far she was still frightened by her. hey who wouldn't't be frightened by the screaming hokage. she intimating.
"tsunade sama please i need to go check on neji san" sakura said
"fine but I'm not done with you yet" huffed tsunade
sakura ran out so fast wouldn't't see her.
after she left tsunade smiled and thought 'she is just like naruto except less loud'
sakura ran to the hospital but right before she could reach it, she collided in to something very hard. at first she thought it was a wall but than then it spoke.(right now the suns behind the person she ran into so you cant make out what it is and shes on the ground holding her nose with her eyes closed) " sakura chan is that you?!" she recognized it was deep so it had to be male. she assumed it had to be a chest she ran into. she stood up to the 6'3" giant to her 5'6" stature and gasped there standing before her was none other then Naruto she hadn't seen him in 2 years, she gaped at what she saw
there he was no shirt on
muscles rippling
a little perspiration drops here and there
no head band and in his normal pants that are rolled up just below his knees
'OMFG!!!!' inner sakura and sakura shouted in unison
'hes H.O.T.T!!!!' inner sakura yelled
' shut up inner. and hes not hott hes just...' said sakura
' at a loss for words are we now' smirked inner sakura
'shut it! hes naruto and hes not hott just-' sakura stated until inner sakura interrupted
'SMEXY!!!!!!'
'yes smexy.' and after a few seconds of realization sakura yelled ' you tricked me! I'm gonna kill you inner!!!!!!!'
naruto just stood there waving his hand in front of sakuras face as she was spacing out due to the argument going on in her head.
Naruto leaned down to her face and asked "hello you there. earth to sakura chan" and just at that moment sakura captured her inner and came back to reality to see naruto in her face.
sakuras face turned bright red and said "yeah n..naruto you n...need something"
then naruto put his hand to her forehead and said "you okay you look like you have a fever sakura chan"
At that touch sakuras instincts took over and she bolted.
leaving a very confused naruto behind.
a few moments later
sakura ran into her house and locked the door hoping he did not fallow her
she changed from her usual outfit into a pair of dark jeans and a black long sleeve shirt with little pale pink cherry blossom petals around the hem of her shirt and sleeves.
she made some instant Raman, jumped on the couch and turned on the TV and popped in a home movie.
right before she pressed play she heard a low growl coming from down the hallway and getting louder.
she turned in time to be tackled to the ground by a huge white wolf as big as akamaru (if you haven't seen shippuuden kiba rides on him like a horse so yeah)
the wolf bent its large head toward her face snarling and sakura gave it a look that said 'get off now or die'.
then it licked her and kept doing so until it was shoved off.
sakura shouted "sota you know the rules you almost gave me a heart attack!"
said wolf just smirked and laughed.
"i should have you neutered for that" stated sakura with a smirked
"you wouldn't...would you" asked/whimpered sota the wolf
Sota was a large white wolf with red markings like they were dipped in blood on his ear tips and tail tip. Also had a red swirl on his right shoulder and his eyes where ice blue. Sota is a summoning that didn't seem to go away. which bugged sakura. he was a smart alack who didn't take no for a answer. he only talked to sakura and acted like a pet whenever anyone was over. He mostly fallowed her just to annoy her. his special ability's are mind reading so he can talk to sakura where ever she is and anytime he wants too.another one of his ability's is control over ice,snow, and water which also proved sakuras disadvantage seeing he used it to prank her or prank someone else which to she be blamed.
Sakura sighed and got back on the couch and pressed play.
this one was when they were 15 years old
sakura was holding the camera taping sai and naruto fight
they ran at each other and then sai 'seemly' tripped on a rock and crashed into naruto.
after the dust cleared there was a comical sight which sakura absolutely loved
there was sai on top of naruto and they were kissing
Naruto and sai jumped apart.
though if you looked closely you could see the slightest smile on sai's face
naruto looked absolutely disgusted.
you could here sakura laughing in the background.
there was scribble and now it takes place at the Christmas party
there was a drunk naruto wobbling around and a ino flirting with a shikamaru who was blushing
the taped glitched and and then you could see sakura on the screen under the mistletoe with none other then neji who was smirking and a blushing sakura.
"there was sakuras first kiss for ya." yelled ino
the kiss lasted about 15 seconds and when it stopped sakura fainted.
sakura pressed stop the tape and remember wear she should be at, the hospital!
she jumped up and ran out the door with sota following close behind
10 minutes later
she ran into the hospital and stopped dead, sota trotted up behind her and in front of her he saw a tall guy with raven hair shaped like a chicken ass.
the guy spoke in a deep scary voice "hello, long time no see" and then he smirked and thought ' any second now she'll jump on me and start crying while saying how much missed me.'
but he was wrong when sakura snapped out of her shocked state and sneered "look who's here, its the emo bastard!"
he was so shocked it showed on his face as she walked past him. Sota couldn't help but smile at that remark because he was expecting the same thing sasuke was.
Sota walked by and growled, he caught up with sakura when she reached neji's room.
Sakura walked and saw neji sitting up in bed or at least trying to, but to no avail. he turned to look at her and smiled.
Sakura walked up and asked "what happened neji" knowing well what happened since she did it but asked not to look suspicious
neji replied by saying "well some guy beat me cause i got to over confidant"
"oh really, it could be this person was stronger" said sakura
"nope it was just a fluke and I'm going to get a rematch" said neji
'that fucking bastard how dare he say it was a fluke that we beat him' griped inner sakura
'shut up, hes a guy, you and i both knew this was to happen' stated sakura
'you know she has a point. your being to modest sakura' said sota out of no where
'GET OUT OF MY HEAD SOTA!!!!!!!!!' screamed sakura and her inner in unison.
"neji your so full of yourself!" huffed sakura
neji was totally baffled by the change in her mood, then asked "sakura are you PMSing again?"
Sota gulped and he knew neji just broke the number one rule never ask a girl if shes on her period especially the over violent ones with short tempered and have super strength. that is a big no no.
sakura's eye started to twitch and she clenched her fists. then she screamed and you swear you could hear two voices, "WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!!!!!!!"
the whole village probably heard it.
Neji started to cower in fear as she raised her fist toward him and asked " you w...wouldn't h..h..hurt a h..handicapped p..person would y..you?"
he already knew the answer, if you pissed off sakura then you had to be punished. he gulped and screamed like a little girl and hen beaten to a bloody pulp.
sakura stomped out of the hospital grumbling to her self, sota followed behind but at a distance so he wouldn't have to deal with her wrath.
once they got home sakura stomped up the stairs leaving dents in them.
sota sighed in exasperation.
see the only reason he stayed here was because he loved the pink haired demon. you see he was not any ordinary summoning, about 100 years ago he was turned in to a wolf to be punished for something he did not do. he was 15 then and stuck at that age until he is aloud to age which he has to wait till someone breaks the jutsu. only way to break the jutsu is for him to either die or confess his undying loyalty and love to the princess of clan who punished him, but unknown him sakura is that princess. only then he will be turned back to the human he once was.
Sakura stomped into her room and slammed the door shut and it fell off which just ticked her off more.
she glared at the now broken door. She put her hands on her head and yelled.
sakura grabbed the door and put back into place.
she walked back to her bed and sat down but as soon as she did the door fell. she screamed at it and well lets just say it went like that for another 2 hours.
the next day
the alarm went off as soon as sakura fell a sleep, she had a very loud night with the door and sota being annoying.
Sakuras blood shot eyes opened and glared at the offenseful noisey thing that was called an alarm clock or as she called it the soon to be dead thing!
Sakura crushed it and sat up.
she walked into the kitchen and opened the cupboard that is conveniently filled with her favorite thing in the whole wide world...COFFEE!!!!!
Sakura made a cup and chugged it.
After she took a shower she went outside in a pair of tight black jeans with cherry blossoms up the legs and a black long sleeve curve hugging v-neck shirt.
Sakura walked a through town and getting hooted and hollered at, that was something she didn't like. you see sakura has grown up alot since she was twelve. She now has the body of a goddess. You know the full chest the slender curves and everything.
unbenonest to her there was going to be a hunt for her.
with the akatsuki 0:58 left till the hunt
Deidara sat there packing clay and other ninja essentials.
Sasori giving his puppets a last tune up before the raid on konoha began.
all the sudden deidara said "Sasori what if you run into that girl who helped your grandma kill you"
"then i'll kill her okay" snapped sasori
"oh you will now" said deidara as a smile started to form on his face
"what?" asked sasori completely oblivious to what he was getting himself into.
"so what was that girls name that killed you" deidara asked
"ummm...it was sakura" stated sasori
"okay just curious" smiled deidara
'Ah ha i knew it! thats the same name he says in his sleep talking. and when he says it, it dont sound like hes killing her in the least' deidara outwardly smirked
"whats with that smirk deidara!" sasori snapped
"nothin donna" deidara replied innocently
with itachi 0:56 left till the hunt
"umm...itachi i dont want to wait any longer i to kill him now" whined kisame(still thinks its a guy now. girls can be strong too! sexist!!)
"hn" said itachi
"stupid itachi...always silent and emo" grumbled kisame
The next thing he knew he was slammed up against the wall with a kunia to his neck.
"kisame dont disrespect me if you wish to live" said itachi as emotionless as always.
kisame nodded his as the kunai was taken away from his neck.
With sakura
she was walking to the training grounds and as she arrived she sensed someone waiting for her more like hiding from her.
but she acted like she didn't notice.
Sakura started to meditate.
Sasuke was hiding in the bushes watching her. ' I'll get her now shes way to weak to resist me. I'll make her bear my children now!'
Sasuke jumped out and tackled sakura.
"Sakura hows it going" he smirked thinking he won
"Sasuke what are you doing?" sakura asked in a emotionless voice
"I'm going to make you mine!" sasuke said to her
At that comment sakura almost snapped
'WHAT THE HELL!? LET ME AT HIM, HE'LL WISH HE NEVER WAS BORN' SCREECHED INNER SAKURA
'calm down. I'm just as pissed as you. but we need to think this through because if we dont we'll be discovered and that wont be good.' said sakura
fine!' mumbled inner sakura
'good. now what to do? i know i'll-'
sakuras thoughts were cut off as sasuke squeezed her butt.
in an instant sakuras hand connected with sasukes face.
Sasuke went tumbling away at the force of the blow.
"sakura i heard you trained with tsunade but i never knew you would obtain her strength i thought you were to weak too. i under estimated you." stated sasuke matter-of-factly
'THATS IT!! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM THAN BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE AND KILL AGAIN!!!' SCREAMED INNER SAKURA
'I'll help!!' sakura yelled
Sakura gave sasuke a glare that matched up to itachi.
"What?" sasuke asked stupidly (because thats how he is)
the next thing sasuke knew he was pinned to a tree with kunai stuck in him that pinned him to said tree.
Sakura still fuming walked away not wanting to get in trouble for killing said teammate.
After Sakura walked through town she opened her door and plopped on the couch
sota walked out and saw and jumped next to her
As they settled down to watch the TV and then go to sleep
0:05 minutes left until the hunt
the leader called every one out and instructed "we have about 5 minutes until we leave. We will attack and kill any one that gets in our way but if you run into the black fang than make a proposition to him and ask if he would like to join the akatsuki if not kill him" ( still being sexist)
deidara raised his and asked "what about kyuubi?"
Pein said "oh yes dont kill him"
then konan stated "pein sama you said him you know the black fang could be a woman right"
They looked her and laughed
Konans eye twitched "are you saying that girls cant be strong"
Pein said" konan its just some one of that power couldn't possibly be female"
Konan was getting mad "umm..if you haven't noticed that there is a female sannin" she said this trying not to loose her cool.
"Konan you know she was the weakest right even jiraya sensai said so" pein stated matter-of-factly
"thats it! I'm female and I'm strong just to tell you, you bunch of sexist men I'm pretty sure shes a woman!!!" shouted konan as she stomped off
they were shocked into silence until deidara asked " umm...is she pmsing"
As if of an answer a shoe nailed him in the face and he went tumbling.
Then pein said "no i checked her calender she wont be doing that for another week"
Another shoe flew out and smashed into his face and he also went tumbling then there was a shriek " PERVERT!!!! I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY ROOM!!"
all of the other akatsuki cowered and now realizing that it is possible that the black fang is a woman seeing how scary konan is.
After a few minutes they realized they should have left by now. They scuttled over to there fallen comrades and helped them up and pein who now had a black eye yelled to konan"We're leaving come on!" and konan answered back "I'm not coming to see you get your ass kicked by konoha"
Pein shrugged and left and ran to konoha
The hunt has begun!
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