Jake POV

I never really put much thought into the kid factor. But I always wanted a little brother to teach guy stuff to. When I first heard Nessie was pregnant I freaked out. Not only was I sure Edward was going to kill me but I knew that I was not ready for a kid.

Sure I am pretty old, 35 to be exact, but I really didn't want to have an actual responsibility. SO hearing that I was going to have a little girl I was sorta disappointed. "Jake! Isn't this great we're going to have a little girl! Aren't you happy!" Well I guess I was happy, but a boy would be better. "Sure Ness, but it would have been nice to have a son to teach how to fight and stuff. But a girls nice to. Tea parties and all that girly crap."

She looked upset at that last remark. But I was only speaking my mind. I may be imprinted, but I am not brainwashed to say everything she wants me to say. Or at least I don't think I am… "Well I'm sorry! I didn't just go and decide to have a girl without your permission. It just happened!"

"Ok, I'm sorry. Just calm down! I was just sayin! Man! I can't do nothin' in this house!

"Stop acting like George Lopez!" Huh. She was never this moody before. Must be a pregnant thing. "It's not my fault he's funny and his sayings are fun to say. Sava sque' I might even start recording it!"

She just rolled her eyes. "Jake you are oh so mature. Why don't you tell your pack the good news?" She was right, Seth would be super excited, and Leah, well who cared about her opinion?

"Ok, see ya in a bit." I left the room and went outside to phase.

Hey Seth! Guess what I'm gunna have a daughter! Cool huh!

That's great Jake! Too bad it's not a boy though. Then we could've taught him how to fight.

Finally! Someone who gets me! Well Emmett and Jasper understood to, but now I have more people to back me up when Nessie yells at me for not being all excited about having a girl.

Nessie's being moody? Well aren't all pregnant girls moody?I wouldn't know. I tried not to pay attention during family life. Mom wouldn't sign the stupid form. She said it would be healthy. Obviously she thought that having my eyes burnt out of my sockets was good for me.

That's nice Seth, real nice. Anyways, I'm gunna phase back. Do ya think you could tell Leah and the other pack?

Sure Jake anything for my beloved Alpha!

Ha Ha Ha Seth, your so funny! You know I hate using my authority. Why do you think I ask everytime.

You mean LOL? Anyways I was just trying to make a joke George Lopez!

Bye Seth

Later Gater!

I phased back and walked towards the house. I swear one of these days Seth is going to meet a gir., and she won't find his annoying jokes funny. I hope the day comes soon so I don't have to put up with the stupid jokes any longer.

"Honey I'm home", I called as I walked into the house. Nessie always found that funny. "Jake! I recognize your stupidity! Come here." Well isn't that dandy! Not only was she moody but she also in a teasing-but-can't-take-a-comeback mood. Great.