GW: Here's another chapter of 'NBC.' Here's where Allen prepares the townsfolk for a meeting. And where we meet some OCs of mine. I do not own Hypocrisy, she belongs to JeanKazuhiza's friend.


A Plot to Kidnap

Later that day, Allen had Mayor Daal order some of the citizens form a line in front of the Town Hall. If Allen was to pull off the biggest project of his young life, he'll need to get some help from some of the folks. "Patience, everyone!" Mung boomed. Lenalee and her friends were also in the line, looking rather nervous. "Hmm, Allen's taking this far too seriously," Komui commented as his sister and friends agreed, "Yeah."

Mung shouted, "Allen has a special job for each of us! Now, Eggman, your Christmas assignment is ready! Eggman, to the front of the line."

The robotics engineer looked absolutely livid. His eyes kept shifting back and forth, searching of his creations and their friends as he proceeded to the Town Hall. "Hide," Lenalee told her pals as they hid behind a wall as he passed by.

Meanwhile, inside the Hall, Allen, with Naruto, Chowder, and Bug by his side, was with the Vampires on the stage. Anya held up a baby doll in her hand as the toy said 'Mama.' "Piece of junk," Anya scoffed as Duckula shouted. "What kind of a noise is that for a baby to make?"

"Can you guys improve it?" Allen asked.

"No problem!" the vampires grinned. "Something tells me that they'll jack that toy up," Naruto sighed.

"Thanks, guys!" Allen waved them off as Eggman walked up to him. "Eggman, thank you for coming!" Chowder held up a storybook with a picture of reindeer dragging a sleigh across the sky. "We need some of these," the exorcist explained, pointing at the reindeer. "Do reindeer really exist, Naruto?" Chowder asked the ninja, who shrugged in reply.

"Hmm…" Eggman thought, stroking his chin. "Their construction should be exceedingly simple…I think."

"Oh, how horrible our Christmas will be!" Mung declared.

"No, how jolly!" Allen corrected.

Mung's mustache dropped as he sighed, "Right…how jolly our Christmas will be…" Suddenly a bunch of spitballs shot at him in the face. The chef-turned-mayor turned to where the spitballs came from and gasped at the eight people that waltzed in, "What are you doing here?!"

The first was a female with long, almost messy black hair and wearing a black dress with a yellow web design, black boots, black fingerless gloves, and a necklace with a Flamel insignia charm.

The second was a boy with rumpled black-brown hair and wearing a black hoodie, black pants with a silver chain, black boots, and brown wristbands.

The third and fourth were a boy and girl. The boy had orange hair and wore a black vest with a cross-zipper, black pants, and black and white sneakers. The girl had curly blond hair and wore a black tube top with a white lace around the edge and a cross-shaped zipper, a black miniskirt, knee-high, black zip-up boots, and black gloves.

The fifth was a girl with shoulder-length dark brown hair and wearing a black sports bra, low-riding black pants, black boots, and black wristbands.

The sixth was a feminine yet slightly muscular boy resembling Envy except his hair was longer and pitch black and he wore a black sleeveless shirt, black jeans, a long brown trench coat, and no shoes.

The seventh was a girl with medium brown hair that barely reached her shoulders and wearing a short red dress, short blood red gloves, and reddish-black boots.

The last was a girl with medium brown hair in a ponytail and wearing a long black dress, black boots, and fingerless gloves. Though these eight looked different, they had two things in common: their violet eyes and the Ouroborous tattoo on different parts of their bodies.

"Allen sent for us!" the first girl answered.

"Specifically," the Envy-wannabe smirked.

"By name!" the last person added.

"Revenge!" the first declared proudly.

"Chaos!" the second slurred.

"Malice!" the third girl giggled maliciously. "And Spite," the fourth boy sighed.

"Lie," the fifth girl purred.

"Sadism," the sixth boy smirked evilly.

"Masochism," the seventh girl smiled softly.

"And Hypocrisy!" the last girl chirped as she sucked on a lollipop.

"Oh…" Mung groaned towards Allen. "Allen, its Father's boys."

"And girls!" Revenge, Malice, Lie, Masochism, and Hypocrisy added.

"Ah, Halloween Town's finest trick or treaters!" Allen smiled as the Minor Sins turned their attention towards him. "Now guys, the job I have for you is top secret! It requires craft, cunning, mischief…"

"And we thought you didn't like us, Allen," Lie giggled flirtatiously as her comrades groaned at her behavior.

"And absolutely no one is to know about it!" the exorcist said sternly. "Not…a…soul. Now…" Allen gathered them into a group huddle as he whispered their job to the Homunculi. Mung tried to listen in on the conversation, but Sadism glared at the blue man evilly, making the mayor back off. When the exorcist finished telling them, the Homunculi snickered mischievously. "And one more thing," Allen added with a harsh tone, "leave that no-good, messed-up kid-hating freak Father out of this!!"

"Are you sure we can trust them?" Bug whispered to Allen. "They are evil, after all."

"Uh, hello? We can hear what you're saying," Malice snapped.

"Don't worry, Allen!" Chaos and Sadism smirked innocently.

"Of course not, Allen!" Revenge, Lie, Masochism, and Hypocrisy nodded.

"Wouldn't dream of it, Allen!" Malice and Spite smiled cherub-like. Unknown to Allen or anyone else in the room, their fingers were crossed…


After the Minor Sins had left the Town Hall, they headed directly for their base, which was in a dead tree in a deep chasm. And down at the base lived the most awful citizen of Halloween Town….The Sins stepped into an iron birdcage elevator and sent each other devious smirks.

All: Kidnap Mr. Wakey Claws?

Spite: I wanna do it!

Malice: Let's draw straws!

Revenge knocked both kids in the heads.

Revenge: Allen said to work together

Hypocrisy: Three of a kind!

Lie: Birds of a feather!

Chaos and Sadism: Now and forever!

All: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la!

The elevator took them all up to the base, where multiple bugs scurried away in fear.

All: Kidnap the Wakey Claws, lock him up real tight!

Throw away the key and then turn off all the lights!

Hypocrisy took out a lollipop, stuck it in a small cage, and left it open to trap a bug. Soon, a Caterpie came along and fell into the trap. Masochism held up the cage in her hand

Masochism: First, we're going to set some bait

Inside a nasty trap and wait.

When he comes a-sniffing we will snap the trap

And close the gate!

Sadism snatched the cage away from Masochism and walked over to a vat of chemicals. He lowered the caged Caterpie into it and, he brought it out, the Pokemon was now a mutant red.

Sadism: Wait! I've got a better plan!

To catch this big, red lobster man.

Let's pop him in a boiling pot, and when he's done

We'll butter him up!

All: Kidnap the Wakey Claws, throw him in a box

Bury him for ninety years

Then see if he talks!

Hypocrisy picked up the cage and held it next to a chute.

Hypocrisy: Then Mr. Father-man

Can take the whole thing over then

Hypocrisy sent the poor Caterpie down the chute.

He'll be so pleased, I do declare!

That he will cook him rare! Wheee!!!

The Pokemon had reached its final destination at the base of the tree. It trembled as an imposing figure laughed madly and started to breathe in. The Caterpie held on for dear life as it was about to be eaten alive.

Gulp!

Chaos pulled out a large canon, and set lit its fuse on.

Chaos: I say that we take a cannon, aim it at his door

And then knock three times, and when he answers,

Wakey Claws will be no more!

The cannon fired, and it sent Spite away screaming right through a wall.

Revenge came up to Chaos as Malice helped Spite up.

Revenge: You're so stupid, think now

If we blow him up to smithereens

We may be found out

And then Allen will beat us black and green!

Malice threw Spite in an old bathtub.

All except Spite: Kidnap the Wakey Claws, tie him in a bag

Throw him in the ocean, then see if he is sad.

Because Father is the meanest guy around!

If I was on his bad list, I'd get out of town!

A large burp came from chute and up came the highly mangled iron cage where the once-alive Caterpie was. The rest of the sins jumped into the tub as the bathing unit came to life and began walking forward.

Spite: He'll be so pleased by our success!

That we'll be rewarded too, I bet!

All: Perhaps he can make us his special brew!

Of snake and spider stew! Yum!

The bathtub took them into a weaponry. They hopped out, and collected their favorite 'toys'.

We're his little henchmen and we take our job with pride!

We do our best to please him, and stay on his good side!

Lie picked up a large mace and spear, walking over to his siblings with it.

Lie: I wish my comrades weren't so dumb

Chaos: I ain't the dumb one!

Sadism dragged Chaos across the ground with a chain and ball attached to the sin's left leg.

Sadism: You're no fun

Lie (to Sadism): Shut up!

Sadism: Make me!

Masochism then pulled out a box.

Masochism: I've got something, listen now.

This one is real good, you'll see

We'll send a present to his door, upon there'll be a note to read

Now, in the box we'll wait and hide until his curiosity

Entices him to look inside…

She opened the box and several snakes jumped out onto Sadism's head, but he didn't seem to mind at all.

Sadism: And then we'll have him

All: One, two, three!

After throwing all the remaining weapons they wanted into the tub, the Homunculi finally jumped into the tub and it started walking again.

Kidnap the Wakey Claws, beat him with a stick

Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick

A door leading up to a tunnel, which also led to an exit. The eight, still in the tub, marched up through the tunnel and out of the exit, still singing with evil, looks on their faces.

Kidnap the Wakey Claws, chop him into bits.

After doing this, we are sure to get our kicks!

Kidnap the Wakey Claws, see what we will see!

Lock him in a cage and then

Throw away the keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!

They all cackled insanely as the tub carried them off into the forest to carry out their job…


Meanwhile, back at the base of the tree, the fearsome figure smirked to himself as he rolled a pair of dice in his shadowed hand. "Wakey Claws, huh? Heh, heh……"


Wake: I'm screwed, aren't I?

GW: Yeah, pretty much. Anyways, read, review, and suggest 'til next time.