GW: Part 3. Enjoy!
Poor Allen
All of the real world's military gathered to their cannons, preparing to shoot that Wakey Claus-impersonator out of the sky! Searchlights all pointed toward the air, searching for him. And wouldn't you know it? Allen and his group were already flying over their heads. What a coincidence.
"Look you guys, search lights!" Allen said, holding his right hand over his eyes to look down at them. The men were given the order and started blasting their guns at the poor boys! "They're celebrating!" he chuckled, the shots missing them. "They're thanking us for doing such a good job! Gee, I oughta give them something real special for that!"
"Um, Allen; are you that stupid or just delirious!?" the boys shouted at him, Bug's being the loudest as he punched the side of the sleigh again.
Suddenly a missile came flying at them and almost hit the reindeer, who barely dodged it. "Whoa! Careful down there, you almost hit us!" the exorcist shouted downward. Timcanpy and Chowder whimpered nervously to his friend. "It's okay, boys. Just head a little higher!" Allen pulled on his reigns, ordering the robotic reindeer to head higher into the sky and past the clouds, hopefully avoiding the missiles.
Back at Father's hideout, he had Wake and Ao chained up to a wall.
"This is NOT how I imagined my death," Wake shivered as Ao whimpered, "Don't worry; your siblings will come to save us."
Meanwhile, the Elementia siblings are seen looking for Wake and Ao. "Guess they're probably already dead," Sunny said in worry as Midori the dog shouted, "Who wants to conga!?"
"We do!" the Elementia's and their Familiars cheered as they began to party
"…Or not," Ao sighed with a sweat drop.
"Are you a gamblin man, Wakey?" Father asked sadistically, rolling a pair of dice in his hand "Let's play!" "No! I'm not good with those kinds of games!" Allen groaned.
Father laughed until something caught his attention that he turned around and gasped gleefully. He just spotted a girl's leg sticking out in a very Wake. "Well, well…what have we here?" He walked toward the leg, just as a pair of hands climbed down from the ropes that bounded Wake and Ao.
They were about to gasp, but the hands quickly covered their mouths and pointed up.
The prisoners looked up and saw Lenalee, Misaki, Cream, Cheese, Georgie, Noodle, and Komui standing over an opening. It was Lenalee's hands and leg serving as a distraction. "We're getting you out of here," Misaki whispered to them as they nodded
"Ah, beautiful," Father slurred, flipping off the leg's shoe and ticked it with his hand. "He will die," Komui seethed as he saw this, making Noodle and Cheese roll their eyes.
Lenalee's hands were able to swiftly untie the binds as Georgie rolled down a rope ladder for him to escape. But, unfortunately, Father saw that there was no body attached to the leg. "Big trouble," Cream gasped.
"WHAT?! You trying to make a fool out of me?!" he bellowed, turning around to see the escape as flames erupted around him. Father blew in as the group was sucked to the evil man. Boy, was he furious…
"Who's next on my list?" Allen muttered to himself, holding out a long list of names. He barely even noticed the military trying to shoot him out of the sky! "Um, Allen. Focus, please!" the boys shouted.
"Ah, Rudy Kangaroo! Won't he be surprised?" Suddenly a missile finally connected with the back end of the sleigh and another destroyed one of the robot reindeer. Allen's eyes widened as a flaming doll fell into hi hand. "They're actually trying to hit us!!" "No, duh!" the boys shouted in exasperation.
Finally, after locking on, one last shot was fired and completely blew up the sleigh, destroying it.
"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!" Allen's voice echoed throughout the night, plummeting down to Earth as his friends screamed in terror.
The townsfolk of Halloween Town witnessed the entire event through the cauldron, all horrified, shocked, and – most of all – saddened. Tears formed in all their eyes for the untimely death of the Exorcist King and his companions. Mayor Mung wiped his tears away from his eyes as his mustache drooped like never before. "I knew this Christmas thing was a bad idea…" he whispered, entering his mayoral-provided car. "I felt it in my gut…Terrible news, everyone…the worst tragedy of our times…Allen and his friends have been blown to smithereens…terrible, terrible news…"
Back in the real world police cars were patrolling the streets like Mung, also giving depressing news to the scared people. "Attention, attention citizens…terrible news. There's still no sign of Wakey Claus. Although the impostor has been shot down, it looks like Christmas will have to be……cancelled this year…" The children of the world had tears rolling down from their eyes with the news. Christmas has been cancelled…
But, unknown to the police and Halloween Town, Allen, Naruto, Chowder, and Bug were alive. Luckily for Chowder and Naruto, Bug grabbed them in time and flew to the ground safely, but couldn't manage to catch Allen, who had miraculously landed in a graveyard angel's outstretched arms, the Wakey outfit all torn with the sleigh, robo-reindeer, and toys burning. Timcanpy, who was lucky enough to survive and find his friends, approached Allen and nudged his friend awake. The three boys looked up at Allen, who looked sadly at the debris and realizing his mistake.
He sat up, still in the arms of the angel.
Allen: What have I done?
What have I done?
How could I be so blind?
All is lost, where was I?
Spoiled all, spoiled all
Everything's gone all wrong…
Even though his friends wanted to scold him for being right all along, they found they couldn't make Allen feel worse than he was already. So, they watched their upset friend continue his song.
What have I done?
What have I done?
Find a deep cave to hide in
In a million years they'll find me
Only dust and a plaque,
That reads, 'Here Lies Poor Old Al…'
He pressed his face into his hands to hide his face from the world and the boys and golem looked on in sympathy. When the exorcist removed his hands, his eyes were a bit angry along with his frown, and that worried the group.
But I never intended all this madness, never…
And nobody really understood, how could they?
That all I ever wanted was to bring them something great!
Why does nothing ever turn out like it should?
Naruto, Bug, and Chowder looked determined at their friend as they spoke up to a surprised Allen.
Naruto, Chowder, and Bug: Well, what the heck!
You went and did you best!
And, by God, you really tasted something swell!
Allen smiled as he stood up on the statue.
Allen: That's right!
And for a moment, why, I even touched the sky!
And at least I left some stories they can tell I did!
Allen hopped down from the statue and smiled at his friends, grateful they didn't judge him too harshly and made him feel better.
And for the first time since I don't remember when
I felt just like my old self again
And I, Allen, the Exorcist King
The boy paused. "Wait a minute. I am the Exorcist King!!" He laughed, ripping the Wakey Claws suit in half and into his normal attire, making the others cheer happily to have good, ol' Allen back, and he began dancing around the graveyard in a spectacle.
And I just can't wait until next Halloween
'Cause I've got some new ideas that will really make them scream
And, by God, I'm really going to give it all my might!
Allen abruptly stopped dancing, just realizing something. He maybe able to bring out the horrors/joy of Halloween, but…he had ruined Christmas! And he knew what they had to do. And quick! Christmas was almost over! "Uh oh…I hope there's still time to set things right…Wakey Claws!"
"Oh, yeah! We gotta fetch him," Chowder realized as Bug and Naruto sighed.
Lucky for them, a doorway to their world and home was right next to them. "Wow, that's convenient!" Allen muttered to himself before quickly snatching up Wake's necklace and they all headed into it, ready to fix the problem.
GW: I always liked that song, like I love all the sings in NBC. Onto the last part of the update and second-to-last chapter of the story!