Big Gorgeous Liar
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Chapter 2
-My daddy Is way better than yours -said Theo to Alex while he looks other kids with their daddies .
The car drive was fast , aunt Miley was a good driver and thank god annoying Theo was quiet in his seat . Even though Alex was quiet in his seat too he didn't forget about his dad promise , because his daddy meant a lot to him , he wanted to be just like him , yes how can a 4 years old think about that?…well Alex did , that was what Lilly worry the most especially because recently Joe's role as a father wasn't the best example for a kid…or even for an adult .
Alex got bored quickly and look at his cousin , they weren't the best friends , specially because Theo was spoiled and sometimes even mean , but again when Alex tried to tell this to his mother they didn't believe him…at the end he was a good kid , the spoiled part came by Miley .
JOE'S POV
I looked at my watch and oh boy I was so fucking late…I knew that Lilly was going to be mad, but Alex was going to be crushed . It's hard being a dad and more being married , but I guess that part I can't really advice anyone , cause the majority of my marriage I was out touring with my brothers…and Lilly stayed home huge and pregnant and her step-sister and ex Hannah Montana got pregnant of my brother in that time too…so she wasn't alone but it wasn't the same . You see I think we did everything right…yes every little thing we did it right …we dated like 3 years , then we got engaged when she was 18 and I was 21...we were young but we were in love , then we got married and in our wedding night we couldn't get our hands off each other…I miss those days , anyway that night Alex came into the picture and here we are divorced .
SUBURBAN PORCH - AFTERNOON
A sad Alex and his young mother, Lilly wait silently on the steps.
-What time is it?-
Lilly checks her watch - I ' m sure he just got tied up in the office again.-
Finally, Joe's BMW pulls up. Alex races to him, delighted. Lilly looks at him when her little 4 years old is so happy about Joe's presence , she looks at them and almost melt…almost because she has to be mad at him but Joe's sweetness and not to mention he is so handsome isn't working at all , along with his tight jeans and messy hair for the wind .
-Dad!
-Alexander!- Joe calls out a command-TRANSFORMERS!! .-Joe instantly becomes a human version of the transformer toy making robotic movements and sounds. Alex knows the routine well, moves in perfect sine with dad until .
-Malfunction in vector 3 ! ! Malfunction in vector 3!!- Joe pretends to lose control of a 'robotic' arm -Look out! It's on tickle mode!!
Joe's "mechanical arm" becomes claw-like , tickling Alex like crazy! The boy loves it. Lilly watches these two kids and after all she can't help but smiles.
-And who is this lovely lady? Alex, could you introduce me?-said Joe flirting with his ex-wife.
-That's no lady daddy , that's mom!-replied Alex oblivious .
-Thanks, Alex!-said Lilly .
Joe approaches Lilly .
-Mom? ! -under his breath- Hmnm. . . I don't remember her looking so hot -
-JOE!-Lilly said offended because that's not the appropriate language to use in front of kids .
Joe rolls his eyes and becomes the robot again -Malfunction in Vector 4! Malfunction in Vector 4! -Joe's other robotic arm becomes a "pincher", comes after Lilly.
-Keep Vector 4 away from me. Unless you want Vector 4 chopped off.-she said playfully .
-You know, you were much easier when we were married…-Joe replied and takes a look at her luggage . -So where are you off too?
-Stanford. I'm delivering a paper.-she replied .
-Oh really? Where I live, we use a boy on a bike.-
-Funny , very funny -she said faking a laugh .
-Hey mommy, dad's taking me to see wrestling!
Lilly is surprise and half horrified , you can notice she is mildly protesting - Oh, Joseph!
-Oh Lillian! -he replied playfully mimicking her .
-Do you have to take him to those things? They're so violent.
Alex feels left out and placed himself between his parents -Actually mommy , I wanted to see Disney on-ice just like Theo but daddy said it was bowing…-
-He did ?-asked Lilly laughing but she quickly changes her reaction because Alex is talking seriously .
-Seriously…why Kevin takes the kid to those places?-asked Joe .
-Maybe because he is aware that his kid is 4 years old and not a violent teenager …-replied Lilly insulted .
-Theo is mean…-said Alex and his mother looks at him with her big blue eyes .
-No he is not , he is your cousin and best friend honey -said Lilly picking up Alex , then when she looks away Joe mouthed his son he is really mean and Alex laugh . Suddenly Joe starts to imitate the familiar wise, old Indian chief Dan George INDIAN CHIEF DAN
-The boy must learn the way of the warrior. And who better to teach him than Rowdy Rod . Piper and Big John Stud?-
Lilly can't help but laugh again .
-He must be schooled in the way of the face-claw, the sleeper hold, and the purple nuxple.
For only then--
-Shut up!!-she finally says .
-The squaw will never understand us.-said Joe to his son .
A horn honks . It's the good-natured, affable Matt Marshall . Alex runs up to him.
-Alex, my man!
Matt gives Alex a high five, then kisses Lilly on the lips.
-Jonas, good to see you?
-What? No kiss for me?-replied Joe .
-What do you say, Alex ? Give me a hand?-asked Matt about Lilly's luggage . Joe grits his teeth as Matt gives Alex a piggyback ride to get the luggage.
-I didn't know the boyfriend was going.-
-Matt. His name is Matt and you already know him… and yes, he's going. -Lilly heads inside.
She enters the house , that used to be Joe's and Lilly's house and shuts the blinds.
-To Stanford? Overnight? Does this mean you two are...
-I've been seeing him seven months, what do you think?
-I was hoping that after being married to me, you'd have no more strength left.-
-Well you have to remember when we were married, I wasn't having sex nearly as often as you were.-
-MEDIC!! I've been hit.-he joked .
Lilly locks up.
-Well, great... I'm so happy for you two. I am just Mister Happy man. Happy, happy, happy.
-Relax, Joe. It looks like Matt's taking that job offer in Boston.-
Joe turns sincere. -Lils , I am so sorry...
Behind her back, he flails in celebration. She glances back... He stops, whistles innocently.
-Ready?-asked Matt
Lilly and Matt say goodbye to Alex. He get in his Explorer and Joe pulls Lilly to a corner where they can talk privately .
-What do you want?-she asks tired , she knows that Joe is jealous but she can't give him another chance .
-Is this guy serious?
-Joe…
-Can we just…
-No! listen …enough of you and me …today I just want you to be Alex's dad…or at least the dad he thinks he has -
Joe nodded .
-You gonna be okay? Because if not, we could leave Alex at Kevin's and I could go out with you two, does that appeal to you at all?-
-You are unbelievable!
She got inside the car and they drive off.
-Wave to the soon-to-be ex boyfriend, Alex .-says Joe flipping Alex the keys -You drive.
Alex sighs. The little boy likes Matt , he has been good with him but he wants what Theo has , parents together .
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Loves , Emily