Well, here is our first joint(hehehe, you said joint.)(you are so immature)( your point being?) fanfic. Well, we think it's really going to end up as a series of crackfics when we're finished, but whatever. That's what happen when two really random twilight /fanfic obsessees talk on the phone for a couple hours. They get ideas that don't make much sense until you get more detail. Then you're like,"So how did that pop into your head?" Then they say,"Because it did. Ha!"

Disclaimer: Well Stephenie certainly wouldn't write something like this, would she?

"Ooh! A costume! And it's pink! And FUZZY! Ooh, and soft, too." Alice squealed to Emmett as she pulled out a pale pink furry costume from the rack and rubbed it against her cheek.

"You just have to try this one on Emmy-poo." She put on her best puppy dog eyes.

"Fine." Alice smiled at her triumph as Emmett went into the fitting room.

After fussing with the fabric for a few seconds so it fit, Emmett came out to show Alice. But as he walked out he saw a glimpse of the outfit in the mirror and grimaced momentarily, then looked at it more thoroughly and decided he actually liked it.

"Oh, Alice! I love it! It's all fuzzy and it has EARS! Please buy it for me!" Emmett exclaimed excitedly to her and did his own puppy dog eyes as best he could, whilst wearing a bunny costume.

"Okay, Emmy-poo. The costume suits you. Now take it off so we can pay for it."

"But-but I don't want to!" Emmett whined.

"Well, I guess we'll be able to buy it anyways. Come on."

Emmett walked beside Alice and right up to the cashier, who had never seen someone like Emmett in a pink, fuzzy costume with bunny ears. So when he stopped to wait for Alice to pay, she had a beet red face that was crumpled into deep wrinkles in an attempt to keep from laughing. He gave her a weird look. Alice picked Emmett up like he was a feather, and slid him across the bar code scanner thing.( A/N: think of that toilet paper commercial with the little girl that does that, except for a giant pink fluffy bunny) Alice payed and they drove home in her Porsche.

When Emmett got out of the car and ran up the driveway carrying an armful of shopping bags, Jasper looked out the window and saw his outfit, paused momentarily, then disappeared from sight as he fell onto the floor in a fit of laughter that Emmett could hear as if it was right beside him.

Why is he laughing at my awsomeness? I bet he's just jealous. Emmett thought, and continued to put the bags in Alice's room.

He just exited the house when Bella and Renesmee ran out of the woods with huge grins stretching over their faces.

"Get the bunny!" Bella shouted and they lept onto him. Then Jasper and Rosalie appeared on the porch laughing so hard they were holding their stomachs.

"Attack! Get him! The bunny must cease to exist!!!! Kill the evil mascot!" Renesmee yelled, and Rosalie and Jasper joined the ambush.

"Ah! Get off! Go get your own bunny costume if you love it so much!" Emmett yelled from the middle of the advancing vampires. "Why do you always ruin my awsomeness?!"

"Emmett, honey. We are not jealous of your bunny costume," Rosalie laughed as she tore off the fluffy tail to reveal a patch of blue and pink boxers with the words " I Love Hannah Montana' on them.( A/N: we hate hannah/miley) Rosalie gasped."Emmett?!" She whined."I thought you loved ME!"

"Uncle Emmett has ugly Hannah Montana underpants! I can never watch that show and feel the same way again!" Renesmee laughed from on top of Emmett's head where she was ripping off the ears. Everybody laughed and she could hear the others in the house laughing, too.

"Don't insult her! She is a work of Disney magic! If you want to insult someone, insult MILEY CYRUS!" Emmett yelled.

"THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON!" Everyone except Emmett yelled in unsion.

"Nobody understands me!!!!!!!" Emmett whined.

"The big bad Emmett has Hannah Montana underpants, a liking for pink bunnies, and singing to the Spice Girls!" Rosalie taunted and ripped off one of the sleeves. "Oh, that's right Emmett. I know about your wonderful singing and CD's!" They laughed harder.

Soon Emmett was standing in the driveway in nothing but his Hannah Montana underwear and a Hannah Montana shirt with a picture of Hannah's face plastered on it. All over it. The rest of his siblings, including Edward and Alice who had come out to see the action, stood back to observe their work. At first there was silence, other than Emmett's complaints about his wonderful costume. Then the air was filled with booming laughter they all collapsed on the ground laughing holding their stomachs.

"What?" Emmett asked innocently. Carlisle pulled up behind him in his car.

"Umm. . . Did I miss something?" Carlisle aked.

"Gosh, NO! Of course not!" Emmett replied sarcastically.

"I did, didn't I?"

"Yup," Emmett said, popping the P.

(Stella) Okay. If you are wondering about the bunny or the TMNT underwear(it was originally TMNT, but I changed it to Hannah Montana for the heck of it. i hate that girl.). . . the bunny was from a phone call to pillow, and the TMNT is from our name, except that's not why we chose our name. pillow has an obsession with the name TheFlyingNinjaTurtles(Blame Shelby! (why shelby why?!?!?!) She was the one who asked me to run around with her screaming " help me! i'm a Ninja turtle!". That's when the obsession started. which is weird, cuz i don't like the show.....) for some unknown reason. I'm sure I'll find out. . . . eventually. (okay, so we know now. . . ) But when I do it probably will be for a really random reason, as we both are random, pillow more than me, though, obviously (and it was random) Sorry about the length, I couldn't stretch it out longer. . . . .

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