"Kuzu! Breakfast!" The zealot huffed as he straddled his partner's waist. Kakuzu groaned. "Go get Konan to do it! She is a woman!" He said shoving his partner off him. "I heard that, you sexist pig!" Konan said. Her arms were crossed, and she was tapping her foot. Pein walked by her, and she immediately followed. "Pein-San!" She said, clinging onto his arm. "Konan-chan, what do you want for your birthday?" He asked, putting his arm around her waist. "Well, I dunno..." She said tapping her chin with a finger. He sighed. So much for that plan.

"Breakfast!" Deidara yelled throughout the house. "Yay! What're we having?" Tobi asked glomping his partner. "No!" Deidara yelled as a pancake flew from the pan he was holding and onto Sasori's face. "Sorry." Deidara said blushing, as he stood up and scraped the younger male off of him. The pancake slowly slid off the puppeteer's face. Deidara let out a giggle. Kakuzu and Hidan entered the room. Kakuzu was holding Hidan bridal style and Hidan was burying his face in Kakuzu's chest, and his hands gently held onto Kakuzu's shirt. "What the matter with him?" Sasori asked. "Tired." Kakuzu answered. Hidan let out a small yawn. "What are we having, Sempai?"

"Pancakes, Butter and Toast, Eggs, Bacon, Sasusages, and Waffles." Deidara replied. "That's gonna make me fucking fat, Kuzu!" Hidan said gripping harder onto Kakuzu's shirt. "Ugh. If you're awake then Im going to put you down." Kakuzu told the smaller teen. "No! I'll go to sleep!" He said looking up at his partner. "You make me feel safe..." He mumbled looking back down and fingering a circle onto his partner's shirt. "Was'up!" Kisame asked sitting down at the table with Itachi. "Kisa-Kun? I want my food, now!" He said taking a fork from the table and pointing it at the older male. "Okay, but you'll have to wait." He said giving his uke a kiss on the forehead. "Ashum!" The Uchiha replied banging his knife and fork on the table.

(A/N: Itachi said Ashum which means Awesome)

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They were all sitting down at the table. Kakuzu was feeding Hidan who was sitting in his lap. Deidara was sitting between Tobi, and Sasori, Kisame and Itachi were stuffing their faces. Zetsu was eating something in his room. Konan had finished eating, and was now in her room listening to music.

After everyone had finished eating. Pein grabbed a beer. They decided to see how many beers their leader could drink.

27 Minutes Later...

"Then I was like...No! You only saw half of the chicken." Pein said grabbing another beer and drinking it. "W-where are you going?" Pein asked seeing Kisame head for the fridge. "You w-walk -hic- right past me without giving me a -hic- kiss?" Pein asked looking at the fish-man. "Uh...What?" He asked. "Bluee, I may be drunk, but Im not drunk. I know my girlfriend when I see 'er. -hic- " Pein said staring at Kisame with red cheeks from the beer. "L-lea-"

PANG! THUD!

"I-itachi? Why did you just hit leader with a frying pan?" Kisame asked.

"He was gonna rape Joo!" The raven-haired teen replied.

"W-where am I, and why does Itachi have a frying pan in attack mode?" The leader asked awaking from the knockout he was given.

"Hey! Leader-Sama! Was'up! We were just...um...playing duck-duck-frying pan..." Kisame said rubbing the back of his head sheepishly.

"Oh...Sounds painful..." Pein said, standing up and rubbing his head. "God, I have a terrible headache!" He said walking to his room.

"Hm..." Kisame said dropping his arms.

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Pein quietly walked into his room, still rubbing his head. Konan was currently asleep, and listening to music on her MP3 Player. He watched her body rise and fall as she slept. He quietly laid next to her staring up at the ceiling. 'I wonder what kind of music she's listening to...'

He carefully grabbed her ipod, and slowly unplugged the earplugs from her ears.

Sugarland- Happy Ending

Sum 41- Walking Disaster

Carrie Underwood- Ever Ever After

My Chemical Romance- The Sharpest Lives

Avril Lavigne- Happy Ending

Paramore- CrushCrushCrush

'Hm, she must really like sad songs.' He thought laying the Ipod on the Nightstand.

He laid there for 23 minutes thinking as he usually does. Then he got up and walked to his desk and tried to finish his paperwork, which was supposed to be finished last week.

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Konan slowly opened her eyes. She hadn't been sleeping for long. She turned to find Pein doing paperwork. Again. He was a totally different person when he worked. His eyes swirled at a slower pace, and he was completely mesmerized by his work. She sighed.

"Pein?" She asked.

"..."

"Pein?"

"..."

Another sigh escaped her lips as she sat up and grabbed her MP3 Player. She stood up and entered the bathroom. Making sure to lock the door. She leaned against the door, and slowly sank down, as she turned her MP3 player on. A tear slipped down her face as she listened to her favorite song.

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Pein sat at his desk desperate to finish his work so he could go do stuff with Konan.

He propped his head up with his hand. His hand slowly rose to his hair.

He was completely entranced by his work, until he heard something.

The sound was angelic. He turned his head slightly to where the noise was coming from.

"The bathroom?" He mumbled.

He stood up and walked towards the door. Putting his ear, and both his palms against the door.

We come here with nothing
And take it with us the day we leave
The first and last breath don't matter
It's all the ones that are in between

'Its...singing...Konan?'

He listened, loving the sound.

It's the reason for living
It's the reason the caged bird sings
It's why we sit in the movies
All the way to the closing scene

He noticed how the voice slightly cracked in between words. That was when he jiggled the doorknob. "Konan? Is that you? Open the door, please!" He requested.

She jumped slightly. 'Pein! How long had he been listening?' she thought.

She slowly unlocked the door, and left it for him to open the door. Which he quickly did.

He stared at her face. His eyes were spinning at a very moderate pace. This meant he was upset about something.

"Konan, what were you doing?" He asked walking into the small room.

"N-nothing!" She said, an arm behind her back.

"Konan why're you hiding your arm?"

"Its none of you business!" She said rather rudely.

He was taken aback.

"Please. Konan." He asked reaching his hand out.

"O-okay. Promise not to yell?" She asked looking at her feet.

"I promise." He told her.

She slowly took her arm from hiding, and looked down on the ground.

"K-konan. What is this? How long have you been doing thi-Why?" He asked. His eyes spinning moderatley as he stared at the cuts on her arm.

"I-im sorry. I-i just...I really dont want to talk about it." She said running past Pein. She was immediatley stopped as Pein held her arm.

"Pein. Please. I dont wanna t-talk about it." She said struggling in his grip. He hugged her tightly.

"Please, Konan. You dont have to tell me why you did it, just please. Dont do it again." He said hugging her tightly. His eyes were tightly shut.

Konan felt something wet on her shoulder. 'Is he...crying?' she thought. "I-i promise." She said closing her eyes, and hugging him back.

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The song Konan was singing was Happy Ending by Sugarland. Its a very good song :D