DISCLAIMER: BLAH BLAH BLAH. . . . WE DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO SAY THIS?!?!?!?!

BPOV

I sat on my bed reading Wuthering Heights. . . again, when the phone rang. I jumped up, and being myself, I tripped over absolutely nothing and landed on my face. I stood up carefully and snatched the phone forcefully, putting it ot my ear.

"Hello?" I asked into the phone, having missed the caller ID.

"Good evening, love," the unmistakable voice said over the phone. Edward.

"Oh, hi Edward! Sorry, I was just running for the phone and-."

"You tripped and fell on your face. Am I right?" There was beeping from the phone, I guess I pressed a few buttons accidentally.

"Yes. How did you-Alice! Right!" I heard laughing on the other end of the phone. Why would Edward be laughing at me? He never laughed at me when I got "hurt". "Edward? Are you there?"

"Yes, love," Edward replied. I breathed out.

"Why were you laughing at me?" I asked.

"What? I wasn't laughing at you. Why would you think that?"

"I heard laughing. Who else would it be?" Suddenly, there was an outburst from the other end of the phone that I knew certainly wasn't Edward.

"Stupid phone! What a piece of crap. It's making me hear voices again," a husky voice cursed some more. There was more beeping and I pulled the phone away from my ear. The screen caught my eye. It said "Conference". There was more beeping on the other end of the phone. I recognized that voice.

"JACOB?!?!" Edward and I yelled into the phone, and if I wasn't yelling, too, it would have hurt my ears. I heard a shreik from Jacob. Well it was actually more of an extremely high-pitched scream. It sounded like a little tone-deaf five year old trying to sing opera. I cringed. Forget hurting my ears. They were bleeding!

"THE VOICES! THEY'RE BACK! AAHH!!" Was Jacob's witty reply, followed by him screaming some more. I could just picture him running around in circles and flailing his arms at the same time. I couldn't help myself. I laughed. . . . and laughed and laughed and laughed.

Soon I was doubled over on the floor holding my stomach. I was laughing so hard, I didn't notice when the phone became quiet again.

"Is she okay?" Jacob asked.

"Yes. You just sent her over the edge in your last comment," Edward replied.

"Okay. But are you sure it's not something. . . . more? She's been laughing for a long time now."

"She's just laughing really hard, that's all. Don't worry, she's not insane."

"Yet," Jacob added in a straight-faced tone. I could tell he was smiling, though.

"Get off the phone, Jacob."

"No."

"Don't act like a five year old, and don't scream like one, either."

"No, I won't get off the phone. Is that better?" Jacob said mockingly.

"I guess."

"Hey! Do you hear something?"

Silence.

"Bella! You're not crazy!" Jacob exclaimed over the phone. I pursed my lips. I was not crazy. "See! This is what happens when you hang around with vampires! YOU GO CRAZY!!!"

"Umm, yeah. Seriously. Did you even hear yourself a couple minutes ago?! You sounded like a phsycopath! What were you doing on the phone in the first place?"

"Umm. . . trying to dial a number. . ."

"You're getting dumber and dumber these days. You know that?"

"Wellllll it wouldn't WORK!! THE PHONES ARE PLOTTING AGAINST ME!! AAAAHHH!!"

"You're so. . . . ugh!" I said, bursting at the sides with laughter, I could hear Edward's tinkling laughter in my ear, and couldn't hold it in any longer. I laughed."HAHAHAHA!! HA-AAAAHHHH!!! OW OW OW OW!!"

"What happened?" Edward asked.

"Are you alright?" Jacob asked

"I fell down the stairs," I muttered bluntly, my cheeks turning three different shades of red. I blushed even harder when Jacob guffawed; he sounded like an elephant. Wait. That wasn't Jacob!

"Hey Bells!"

"EMMETT?!?!?!"

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