A/N: so here is chapter three and it will only get more random from here… I should really put that in the summary! Yeah so enjoy!!

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Chapter 3- The Rescue

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It was now three hours since I'd called Alice and they still hadn't showed up yet. I was beginning to lose hope that they were EVER going to come to my rescue. Just then two people walked- no rolled in., well at least Emmett rolled in. Edward walked in in normal clothes while Emmett was in a black spy suit. I instantly knew why they took so long, two words. Shopping trip.

All of a sudden, I heard Mission Impossible theme music, I looked around confused then looked up, and Alice was hanging on a rope, black ninja suit. (A/N: narutolookalike is a tad obsessed with ninjas just like I'm obsessed with Twilight. Back to the story now.)

"Oh, that's just GREAT!" Emmett complained. "First, you kill Benny, and then you think you're so cool and light enough to tie yourself to a rope in a sexy ninja suit! Why must you cause me such pai-?"

I sent a wave of calmness then he sat in the corner staring, at the wall blankly.

"C'mon, you can just walk out," Edward said as Alice fell from the ceiling and Emmett laughed still in the corner.

"No! They're scary, LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE TERRIFYING! THE CIVIL WAR IS A UTOPIA COMPARED TO THEM!"

"That's it! Here I go!" Emmett started towards the door.

"NO EMMETT! DON'T BE A HERO!" Alice cried.

"Shut up!" he pulled out a gun, "NOOOOOOOOO!" Edward, Alice, and I cried. He pointed the gun at us.

"Emmett have you gone MAD?!" Edward stepped in front of us. Emmett pulled the trigger and Edward was squirted with water, a water gun.

"You monster!" Alice grabbed my arm, as Edward lie on the floor screaming holding his arm were he was shot.

"Alice! Run! I'll fight him off!" I said attempting to make Emmett calm a near impossible feat, due to his hyperness.

"No! I'm not leaving! If I run out I'll ruin my totally perfect hair and if I go back up the rope I'll get dust and dirt on my awesome spy outfit!" she yelled.

"I love you," I said then kissed her on the nose

"Aw!"

"NOW GO!" I threw her out the door. (A/N: nice.)

Emmett got closer to me, 'gun' aimed.

"Now Jasper, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way, your choice."

"What exactly are we doing Emmett?"

"Uh… I don't know… OH! Can we play 'go fish' and eat waffles and then see who can throw up the most?!"

"What?!" I said, Emmett can be so random.

"That's Emmett speak for 'I have no idea, why am I here, I'm hungry." groaned Edward as he got up.

"Oh," was all I said.

"Now, let's get out of here."

"Good idea… but how? We have creepy obsessed stalker girls outside the door. Actually, now that I think about it how did you get in here?"

"Well when we walked by them they were in shock from seeing us that they didn't attack."

Emmett's cell phone rang, and it was a hysterical Rosalie and Alice on the other end. Alice spoke first.

"Your pl-giggle-an is-giggle-n't going-giggle-to-giggle-work-hysteric laughter-Emmett."

"Yes it is wah!" Emmett whined.

All of a sudden we heard a loud bang at the door.

"They're breaking through!" Edward yelled in my face.

"OH NO! What are we going to do?!"

"WE ARE GOING TO DIE!" Screamed Emmett.

"If we weren't already dead I would think that too, but MAYBE we'll be okay because we are dead." I said. (A/N: haha I rhymed!)

Both Edward and Emmett looked at me like I was crazy. Rosalie's voice came out of the cell phone that Emmett had thrown in the corner when the girls hit the door.

"What the heck is going on over there?!" she asked.

"Oh, nothing much… we're just TRAPPED IN A BATHROOM WITH CREEPY STALKER GIRLS OUTSIDE THE DOOR!"

"Oh, well, have fun then!" then the line went dead.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!

A/N: will the Cullen men (excluding Carlisle) survive the stalkers? Or will they become stalker bait? (yeah I couldn't think of any thing else okay?) stay tuned on Jasper and the Book Club! Okay no idea why I just wrote that… anyway DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!! Oh and thanks to all the favorites you people are awesome!! :-D and the stalkers in the story are really my friends and I just so you know… not that it's really important.