A/N: here is chapter 4 sorry I haven't updated I've been lazy and had a lot of homework, and I'm sick but I'll get the next chapter up soonish or I'll try but next week (for me) is April vacation and I'm going to Boston anyway here is chapter 4 enjoy!!

Italics- narutolookalike

Normal- me

Chapter 4: Edward's Obvious Idea

JPOV-

It had been four hours after school ended. Edward was making holes in the wall with his head, I was pacing, and Emmett was rocking back and forth in the fetal position in the corner. All of a sudden, the janitor walked in.

"Oh! Umm… what are kids doing here?"

"…dying." I said

"Oh… have fun then!" and he walked out. Then called back

"Clean up when you're done!"

"Wait!" Edward stopped killing the wall and his hands went over his head.

"I have an idea!" (A/N: I really wish you could see the pictures narutolookalike drew in our notebook! This one is really funny!) Emmett and I crowded around him.

"Let's climb out the window!"

"That's a stupid idea!" Emmett cried.

"Why?" I asked

"Because I didn't think of it."

"Emmett, I here your thoughts, you have none." Edward said crossing his arms.

"I do too! I'm thinking of something right now!" I was hit with a large shot of lust.

"Eww EMMETT! Why? Now I have to clean my head with bleach!"

"You're just lucky Bella's not here. By the way, you'll never guess what happened last time you went hunting." Edward didn't like what he saw.

"Emmett my dear brother," he said in an eerily polite tone.

"You'll regret your actions," Edward picked him up and threw him out the door.

"AAHHHH NOOO! I SURRENDER!!" Then, he appeared on the ground peeking in through the door.

"If I don't make it, tell Rosalie I love her, and tell Bella to cover up the window in the shower." (A/N: for those of you who are 'slow' like me what happened when Edward was on a hunting trip was Emmett saw Bella in the shower through the window.) He was pulled back out to the danger zone, and the screams continued. (Emmett screams like a girl.)

"E-Edward,"

"Yeah?" He wasn't paying much attention to me, he was grinning wildly at Emmett's cries.

"I think Emmett likes-"

"Shut up!" Then, the door started to bang again.

"Quick! Jasper, grab that toilet, I'll start piling toilet paper, oh wait eew, no Jasper, NO!"

"What's wrong?" we peered into the toilet.

"What' that thing floating in there?"

"I don't know,"

"It's some strange human invention."

I was reaching in to touch it,

"Don't touch! It might be an alien!" (A/N: That 'alien' their talking about is a used condom. but they're vampires, and don't need to use them so they have no idea what it is just by looking at it, they know what they are but they've never seen them before)

"Alright," I started, "Just forget about the alien, we need more help!" I walked over to Emmett's phone and called Bella. (She had Edward's phone.)

"Hello?" I sighed with relief.

"Oh, Bella," Edward grabbed the phone away.

"Bella love? Jasper and I need a huge favor."

"Anything," she answered.

"Edward told her the story throwing in the fact that it was my fault several times. We only needed to wait 20 minutes until she came. Ah, the reliable Bella. She crawled through the window trailed by Alice (again), Rosalie, and Carlisle. Bella ran over to Edward and flung her arms around his waist and he kissed her hair while I talked to Carlisle.

"Thanks for coming,"

"No problem, we can't have those girls finding out what we are." Rosalie came up and grabbed onto the collar of my shirt suspending me in the air.

"Jasper Whitlock, you tell me where my Emmett is!"

"Sorry Rose," I said pushing her away, "He was captured, because Edward" emphasis on name, "Threw him to his death!" Then she was gone I heard Bella shriek, I looked over she was clung to Alice, and Rosalie had tackled Edward. She was ready to pull his arms out as he was pinned down struggling. Carlisle was pinching the bridge of his nose, so I sent a wave of calm around the room.

"Alright," I said, "here's the plan."

A/N: poor Emmett… taken hostage by the stalkers. I am sick so sorry if there's more mistakes than usual but I have a beta now so the next chapter will be edited (hopefully) REVIEW PLEASE!! REVIEWS WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER WHICH WILL MEAN I TYPE THE NEXT CHAPTER FASTER!