A/N: WOW!! I am amazed I got more than two reviews!! J That made my day!! J I wanted to get another chapter out quickly because you people are awesome!! Then I was kicked off the computer to do 'something constructive' in the words of my mom, anyway... Thanks to: jjrenee88, pearberry14, its.just.jaimie, SillyEdward for reviewing!! and thanks for all the favorites and such!

This chapter isn't edited better only because my email was being evil and wouldn't let me send this to my beta (jjrenee88)

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Italics- narutolookalike

Normal- me

Chapter Five: Emmett NOOO!

JPOV-

"Okay, here's the plan, Bella," she looked up, "You hold on to the buttons of your shirt, good, now look tired and innocent," I looked at Alice and Rosalie "You two look disgusted, great, now walk out."

They were brave; I'll have to 'thank' Alice. "Alright Bella, go!" She hurried out, playing naughty schoolgirl.

"What do we do?" Edward asked. I pressed my ear to the door, then nodded, and picked up Emmett's abandoned Super Soaker.

"Let's go!" Bella came in posing in a salute.

"S'all clear major!" I nodded, and we walked out warily.

"Careful men, we're in hostile environment." I heard a shriek then a symphony of wails and sobs, it was Rosalie, and the only traces of Emmett were part of his shirt and a shoe.

(A/N: I've gotta say, I really do like Emmett he really is just like a giant teddy bear! 3 He has a crunchy, nutty surface with a sweet chocolaty filling. I just think it's great to be so optimistic. It is hard to say who my favorite vampire is, Carlisle the compassionate one, Esme the sweet one, Edward the romantic one, Rosalie the pretty one, Emmett the funny one, Alice the girly one, or Jasper the quiet one. If only you could mix them all together…)

Carlisle put his hand on Rosalie's shoulder,

"Do you want to sit this one out?" Fury reached her eyes, as they got darker.

"NO! I'll find him if I have to suck the blood from those bitches!"

Carlisle looked uneasy, and said

"Well I don't think that will be necessary-"

"Carlisle, I wouldn't bet on that. They were extremely scary stalkers." I said nervously.

--Later After Their AWESOME escape… --

"Don't you think it's ironic? We're stalking the stalkers," said Alice, I just rolled my eyes. That was a very poor attempt at lightening the mood. We had just escaped from the bathroom and only three of the four stalkers were outside 'staking out the perimeter' as Alice called it.

I looked away from the stalkers for a second and noticed everyone was gone.

"Uh…guys where are you? This isn't funny!"

"Oh, but it is funny Jasper!" said Emmett… wait Emmett!

"Emmett! You're ALIVE!"

"Emmett bear!" Rosalie tackled him and started to sob tearlessly. I looked at his condition, he didn't have the outer jacket of his spy suit, his tie was undone and looked like a wild dog bit part of it off, his hair was tousled and he was missing a shoe. What a trooper.

"Emmett," I said, "In all my years I have never seen a man survive stalkers."

"Yeah but I'm super man!" he said smiling, rubbing Rosalie's shoulder.

We left and when we got home, Esme was all over Emmett asking what had happened. I could feel relief coming off everybody, but then I remembered I have to go back.

Dun, Dun, Dun.

--The next day--

Unfortunately, I had to go back to the library after school again. Another unfortunate thing was that the Twilight book club was today. I arrived at the library a few minutes after the bell rang signaling the end of school. I wasn't far away when I saw Bella dart into the library with a Twilight book in her hand.

What the heck? How did she 'escape' Edward? Then I saw Alice run (at human speed) into the library also. She had a Twilight book too.

"What is the world coming to?" I mumbled as Rosalie strutted in behind Alice, Rosalie heard me and glared. Why? I do not know, maybe to scare me away from investigating. (A/N: like she could)

Finally, I reached the library (A/N: is there another word for library?) I pushed open the door, awaiting my doom. (A/N: dun, dun, dun) It seemed normal enough so I continued inside and went to the check out desk. Mrs. Nelson was gathering chairs in a circle to sit for the book group. Oh, no, I thought, two of stalkers, Emma and Carmen I think walked up to the desk with mischievous grins on their faces. In the background, I heard Alice laughing.

"May I?" Carmen asked Emma, she nodded.

"Be my guest," Carmen walked up to me until she was right in front of me, that was when I realized she was almost as tall as I was.

"Jasper Hale… I LOVE YOU!! WILL YOU MARRY ME?!" She screamed grabbing my hands not surprised by my iciness.

"Um… uh… I'm married…" I stuttered.

"I'LL WAIT FOR YOU!!" I tried to yank my hands away, but she was to strong… wait, huh?! Too strong?!

A/N: cliffy I know I was going to try to get this posted last Friday but I was kicked off the computer then I went to my grandmother's house where there's no internet then I went to Boston (which was AWESOME!) I'll try to get the next chapter out soon and it's long and in Emma's POV! Mostly…