A/N: This chapter is written by me (Nina) but the plot is from my genius friend who's always thinking Ray. I hope everyone likes this chapter ^^

Disclaimer: I am not Stephanie Meyer, I do not own Twilight; the only thing I own is… what do I own? O.o


Thoughts/dreams

Chapter 2 – Mike's plan

Mike's POV

I sat up on my bed. I've been twisting and turning for the last 4 hours. It's not past midnight and I still can't get to bed. I can't sleep. I keep on thinking of what happened between me and Edward during lunch break. Blood rushes up to my face the moment I remember his eyes gazing into mine. I could've sworn he was about to kiss me. But no… instead he humiliates me in front of everyone!

Maybe that's his sign of love for me! He probably just doesn't realize his love towards me yet. All I need to do is show him how much I love him and he'll be able to see his true feelings and we'll be able to be an item!

He's probably a shy type of guy. I'll probably need to make the first move and ask him out. I better get to bed so I'll be all refreshed and good looking tomorrow. How am I going to ask him out though? I know! I'll get some nice flowers and come by his place. It might be a bit too fast though… I might even meet his parents! Will he think I'm moving too fast? Probably not. Hopefully not anyway.

"Will you marry me?"

"Edward! I thought you'd never ask!" Edward was on his knees, and in his hands was the most beautiful and cute diamond ring I've ever seen in my whole life! He slowly slipped the ring onto my finger, he stood up. Pulling me close to him… His face leaned towards mine…

"Beep! Beep! Beep!" No! My dream was just getting good! It doesn't matter, it's just a dream. Today I'm going to make it real. My heart's beating so hard I think my next door neighbor can hear me! I better get ready for school. Actually… I think I'll go hiking with my family like they wanted me to. I wonder if Edward will notice that I'm gone. He might get worried and go look for me! I doubt it but a girl can dream. Well… guy.

"Mummy! I've changed my mind! I'm going camping with you guys." I wonder what Edward's up to right now…


Edward's POV

I couldn't stop thinking about Mike. I was still fuming from his thoughts. How dare he think of my little Bella like that! I hope he doesn't go to school today. I don't want to see that stupid fish face today. Bella's going to be away again and I don't think I'll be able to put up with him. I should've been meaner. All I did was pour stuff down his shirt. I should've broken a thing or two.

"Copper for your thoughts Eddie-poo? What are you thinking about? Your girl – boyfriend Newton?" Stupid Emmett and his stupid childish comments. He knows that the only one for me is Bella. I felt like ripping him apart and burning him slowly piece by piece. But Rosalie wouldn't be so happy. Maybe I should let him stay alive for now. But that doesn't mean I can't make his life a living hell…

"Emmett! Get out of my room this instant or I'll tell Rosalie what you were thinking when you saw that blond chic on TV last night…" I said this a bit louder than needed so that Rosalie would definitely hear.

"Emmett! Get your little butt down here right now and tell me what you were thinking." I could hear her growling and I knew Emmett was going to get it. Emmett gave me the one finger salute and I couldn't help but chuckle at how childish yet perverted he could be.

"Emmett, be a dear and stop moving. I can't hit you if you're running away!" I walked downstairs to witness Emmett being pulverized by Rosalie. Emmett tried to escape but all he did was collide into the wall, causing a huge vibration which knocked down one of Esme's favourite vases.

The look on his face was priceless. He mouthed a silent "SHIT!" and ran for his life. Esme came in looking calm but I could tell from her thoughts that she wasn't happy.

That boy… I'm going to get him one day. This is the 57th vase he's broken this MONTH. It's not even the end of the month yet! It's only half way. But at least this time he didn't start it.

She turned towards me and the only thing I did was give her a sheepish smile and quickly run off to the garage. I got into my silver Volvo and drove to school without waiting for the rest of my family.

I spent the school day wishing Bella was by my side. At least Mike wasn't there today. I hope he jumped off a cliff or something. I was the last to get home, and everyone's thoughts were really weird. They were blocking me. Something must've happened to my Bella! I rushed inside and saw something horrible…


Mike's POV

Here I am, standing in front of the Cullen resident with flowers in one hand and chocolates in the other. My palms were sweating so much I think I could've filled a whole bucket! I knocked lightly, slightly hoping that no one would answer.

There was no such luck. Moments later I heard the door open. I tried to look up from my lashes in case Edward was the one to answer the door. I wanted to make a good impression. What I saw was not Edward. It was the giant Cullen! My heart literally stopped. He was as huge as Mount Everest! But his smile was even huger! It looked so huge it seemed painful! But wow, his muscles were huge. He's not that bad looking…

"What's up Newton? Come on in." As he walked me in I saw that he was staring at me weirdly. I slowly brought my hand up to my lips and noticed that I had been drooling… How embarrassing! I should go dig myself a hole now. "Edward should be home soon, or homo soon…" He chuckled but I was confused. Edward's gay too? I couldn't be more happy! "So feel free to sit down and wait."

I just stared at him dumbfound. Why was he being so nice to me? Maybe he likes me too! It'll be a love triangle between me, Edward and Emmett. What more could I want? I was off to lala land when Edward rushed in.

"Is there something wrong?! Why is everyone so…" He looked at me as if I was the last thing he wanted to see. I would've felt insulted if I didn't know his real feelings for me. His face scrunched up as if denying what I just thought. But it was probably just a coincidence.

My stomach was going somersaults and flips like never before. I felt liked I wanted to hurl! I didn't notice at first but everyone looked as if they had taken a step away from me knowing I wanted to throw up… Weird! If I didn't know any better I would've thought they could read my thoughts or something!

I walked up to Edward without the flowers and chocolate. So Emmett kindly pointed at it and gave me a poke which felt more like a punch. I rushed over to my forgotten items and I held them awkwardly out towards Edward.

"Edward?"

"Umm… Yes Mike?" He raised an eyebrow which just made him look so kissable.


Edward's POV

He looks so kissable with his eyebrow raised…

There's no way Mike just thought that! I have to get him out as soon as possible. If this is going where I think it is… (Ray's A/N: this would be M =P) I'll never be able to live this down! Especially if Emmett's here. Vampires don't forget anything, so Emmett would bring this situation up every single day for the rest of my cursed life.

He's thinking about something… I can just tell he is from the look on his face! Maybe he's thinking about me? OMG he's staring at me! Is my hair okay? Please don't let there be anything on my teeth.

How gay can Mike get? I just stared at him until he stopped trying to discreetly remove something nonexistent from his teeth.

What is that Mike doing? Is he trying to brush his teeth so he can kiss Edward or something? Poor Edward… If only Bella was here! It would be so awkward! Oh look! It's a squirrel! I should run before it goes. Bye Eddie-poo. I know you're listening. I've got a squirrel to catch so I'll leave you two love birds alone.

I swear; Emmett was going to pay for that…

"Edward?" I forgot all about Mike!

"Ahh… Yes Mike?"

"I-I-I lo-" Please tell me he's not about to say what I think he is! This is really not a good time. Emmett's back from his squirrel hunt and he's currently hiding behind a wall trying to act like he's not there.

I'm not here. I'm not here. I am a wall. I am a piece of nothingness. Is that even possible? Hahaha He's going to confess! I'm not here. I hope Edward can't tell I'm here.

I picked up the closest thing beside me and threw it at the fall. It happened to be one of Esme's vases, that's the 5th vase today. She's not going to be happy. But it was worth hearing Emmett scream.

I turned towards Mike once again. I placed my hands on his shoulders. "Mike, if you're about to say 'I love you' then don't even bother. The only one for me is Bella. So leave my house this instant. The door's that way; feel free to take your flowers and chocolate with you."

How dare he reject me? I'm Mike Newtown, THE Mike Newton. No one rejects me! I'll show you Edward Cullen! I'll make you regret the moment you chose Bella over me.

He threw the flowers at me and walked off swaying his hips. That's his idea of making me feel remorse? He slammed the door and I could hear him slide down onto the cement. He wailed like a baby! Emmett started to feel annoyed as Mike's wailing was really high pitched and it hurt to listen to. He stomped up to the door and opened it. (More like swung it open.) I think the hinges almost came off.

Oh no, the giants here! I knew I should've gone somewhere else to cry!


Emmett's POV

"Pssst Mike. I'll help you get back in again. Just play along ok? " I whispered to Mike. Normally I wouldn't help Mike but I wanted to get on Edward's nerves. "Meet me at the park near here. I'll let you back in later. Now just follow my lead. GET OFF MY PROPERTY YOU GAY BUM! Get off before I throw you off!" Mike ran off wailing and squealing, if I wasn't planning on getting Edward back I would've knocked him out. For safe measures I yelled out, "AND STAY AWAY FROM MY BROTHER!"


Edward's POV

This is a bit suspicious… Emmett would've normally knocked him out. He's probably up to something. I just know it. I tried to listen to his thoughts but it wasn't a very good idea.

Look at Rosalie's butt sway left and right, and left again and right again. Look at those cheeks go left to right!

I stopped listening after that, I don't even want to know what was going to come next…

---time break---

Emmett's POV

"Hey! Mike, over here!" Mike walked over to me, and then I noticed for the first time what Mike was wearing…


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A/N a cliffy to all those that made me suffer (Ray)

Rays's alternate dream for Mike 

"Will you marry me Edward?"

"I thought you'd never ask …"

"Is that a yes?"

"Pfft no way! I was just wondering when you'd ask"

Mike: D:

A/N (Nina) Thanks to everyone who reviewed the last chapter! I hope everyone liked this chapter. Ray and I worked forever on this! Kinda… Review please! More reviews means more updates ^^

A/N (Ray) the next chapter will be a quick A/N chapter please put us on alert! BB