A/N This story wouldn't have been so successful if Ray wasn't such a genius! *shouts out* THANKS RAY! (from Nina) AND NINA! (from Ray)
This chapter's a bit short we know, but it's a filler chapter, so please make do with this v.v
Disclaimer: We are not Stephanie Meyer, we are nothing but evil teenagers with interesting minds… Well Ray's the one with the interesting mind anyway, I'm normal ^^
Chapter three: Stranger Alert
Mike's POV
When I got home I decided to take a nap so I had changed into my favourite Tweety and Slyvester pjs. I guess it is a bit weird for a teenager to be wearing things like this but I love Tweety! He's the cutest bird on Looney Tunes! I think, Donald Duck is kinda cute, more evil than cute though. Bugs Bunny's gf is cute too! But she's not a bird so she doesn't count… Too much thinking is not good for you I decided. While I've been off daydreaming about Looney Tunes I had became late for my meeting with Emmett.
I've been wondering around for ages and I still haven't seen Emmett. I hope he really is going to help me get Edward, and he's not just playing a joke on me. If he does… I think I'll have to punch him! But that might be a bit of a disaster, he's pretty much a walking brick! I almost laughed out loud at that thought. A huge brick with legs and arms running around!
I finally saw him. I walked up towards him and I saw him staring at me for the second time today. I wiped my mouth. Nope, I wasn't drooling. I saw him scanning my body, I looked down and flushed. I thought he was checking me out, but he was actually just surprised at my outfit. I started thinking back about what happened before.
Emmett was whispering in my ear but I was too lost in thought to actually pay attention. The only things I heard was "Bella, away, 2 months, and funeral" so I assumed that it had something to do with a plan to get me and Edward together while she was away for a funeral. How confusing!
"Dude, are you even paying attention?! I came all this way to help you get Edward! Did you know I had to sneak out and everything? I give up! You don't even deserve Edward man, you're pathetic; you're too wimpy for him. So I'm not going to bother stay here and help you, especially when there's something stinky around. I don't think it's you Mike, but something smells damp." With that Emmett ran off as if he couldn't wait to get away from me. I felt kind of offended.
I smelt my arm but I didn't smell anything weird. Maybe it was his imagination? I wanted to run after him but my feet were cemented to the ground. Was I too wimpy? As a New Year's resolution I decided to learn how to become manlier. I wondered around aimlessly until I walked into a someone wearing clothing that was so last century.
I squeaked a pathetic "Sorry!" while trying to hold in my laughter. He was wearing the worst things ever! It looked like the sewing machine blew up while making his shirt! I was barely able to hold in my giggles so I just walked on without turning back. If I did I would've saw him staring at me like I was something of value. I kept walking not paying any attention to the staring eyes behind me.
After walking for what seemed like hours I found myself in an isolated building. I swear I was walking in a park a moment or two ago! I guess having a bad sense of direction was not something you could grow out off. Since the moment I was born I have never gone in the right way. I had the worst sense of direction in my whole family. I heard something rustle behind me. I turned around so quickly I almost gave myself whiplash. What I saw was beyond weird…
There in front of my eyes was the guy I had just bumped in earlier. Only this time he was kneeling as if he was proposing to me! This couldn't be happening! The only one who should be proposing to me is Edward! If only he'd stop being in denial about how much he loves and cares for me. There's no way Bella could beat me.
"Madame, I see you are in a bit of trouble. Would you please kindly accept my hand and let me lead you back to civilization." I just stared at him with my jaw open. I couldn't think of anything to say back to him without offending him. He sounded like a bit of a nut case.
So I made do with "Umm… sure? And I'm a guy by the way." I timidly took his hand which engulfed mine like it was nothing. The moment his hand wrapped around mine he started laughing manically.
I started shivering and shaking, there was a maniac grabbing me hand! He could probably have rabbis! My eyes widened from the fear of it all. A voice broke me from my trance.
I noticed that while I was thinking about my horrible prediction, the maniac had pulled me close to him and was choking me while hugging me too tightly. My lungs felt like they were about to burst. "Don't worry my pretty," the maniac said, while gently stroking my face. How could someone be so gently yet so evil at the same time?! Each breath I took were rapidly getting shorter and shorter. Everything was getting fuzzy and the earth was spinning at an alarming rate. This was too much for my body to cope with and I knew I was about to pass out when I saw something like a bear only bigger… Before I became fully unconscious I heard a growl that was earth shattering. After that everything turned black and I went limp in my captor's hand.
A/N That's all for today everyone, what does everyone think of our attempt at a cliffy? =P I hope no one complains about the length, it's only a filler chapter.
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