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Professor is holding a guitar in one hand in a restaurant. For some reason, he is dressed as a pirate, and so are some other people behind him. People are eating, waiting for the Professor to do something. He picked up his guitar and started to sing.
"They say a man should always dress for the job he wants," he said with a smile, but returned with a frown on his face.
"So why am I dressed as a pirate in this restaurant?" The Professor questioned, motioning to the ridiculous outfit on him. Some people giggled, but he ignored.
"It's all because some hacker stole my identity," he said, taking out his I.D. that now said 'Ivan TomCat'.
He went to a table, putting down some food, "Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea." He slammed his tea on the customer's table angrily, letting the cup fall onto her pants.
"Should have gone to f r e e c r e d i t r e p o r t . c o m, I could've seen this coming, like an atom bomb," he said, pointing to a picture that a showed a painting of an atom bomb.
"They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts," the Professor said, showing the audience a computer that showed a website.
"So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts," the Professor mumbled, putting a plate of cooked trout in front of a teen.
"If you want your tip, feed me!" the teen wailed.
A/N: I almost forgot about this, so I decided to make a free credit report commercials. Idea by You-are-the-color-of my-LIFE.You may thank her. ^^