Danny's kiss shouldn't have been that much of a surprise, he was obviously drunk beyond coherent thinking. Dash knew, without a doubt, that a sober Danny would never, ever kiss him, even to spite his supposed dead brother, and so it had to be the booze.

Dash pulled back quickly enough, face hotter than he could ever remember he could only imagine how red it must be, and stared down at the pouting intoxicated teen. "Fenton, you are very, very drunk." He said sternly.

"So?" Danny answered, "Why does that matter?"

"You're barely able to think clearly when you're sober." Came an enraged comment and the two glanced at the ghosts, glowing a very deadly green. "Do you even know what you're doing, what you were about to give up?" his clenched fists were shaking and he pinned Dash with a glare. "Do either of you know?"

"My virginity?" mumbled Danny, his arms wrapping around Dash's torso, head snuggling into his chest. Dash was completely dumbfounded by this situation.

"You're a virgin?"

"He's fifteen, what the hell do you think? Of course he's a virgin!" Danny Phantom shouted at him.

"W-well these days you can't really…it's just that most kids are..they loose erm…" Dash sputtered, face as red as it could get.

Danny chuckled, "Are you a virgin Dash?" he asked.

Apparently, his face wasn't as red as it could get, because it just got redder. He looked positively sunburned. "I-well um..no?"

The ghost snorted "Figures." He spat.

-

You know how hard it is to try and get all three of them into a compromising and heated situation here? So far I'm just running in circular arguments, and I'm relying heavily on Danny's drunkenness. I think maybe I'll either make Hero Danny a little more insistent on dragging Fun Danny out the window, or make Dash a bit more aggressive in defending his would be lover. Danny Phantom did pretty much call him a whore just then.

I actually had him drop the F. A. G. word here, but took it out because it was a bit too out of character for the upholder of all that is good to say. He may be pissed and a bit too highhanded right now, but he's hardly deliberately malicious. I imagine him looking at a gay couple (that does not include his human half) and shrugging it off. They aren't being villainous after all.

See you tomorrow people.

-Rin