Well, the pirates all packed their bags quietly, with occasional bursts of "YOUR MOM!" from Jack. Now the pirates are standing outside waiting for their taxi.
Elizabeth- (whines) Why do we have to take a taxi?
Jack- Cuz your mom can't afford a limo!
Pirates- Oh god. Not AGAIN!
Jack- What??
Will- How many times can you say "your mom"?
Jack- A lot.
Elizabeth- Well, it IS getting boring.
Jack- (cough)Likeyermom(cough).
Will- Be the better person, Elizabeth, and don't answer.
Elizabeth shakes with anger.
Jack- Uh oh, Lizzy hissy fit.
Will- (scared) Appologize Jack!! Do it now, before she blows!
Jack- FIRE IN THE HOLE!
Elizabeth- WHY YOU LITTLE –Censored-- SON OF A MCNUGGET!
Davy- Mcnugget? Isn't that from McDonalds?
Jack- Dadadadada, I'm lovin' it.
Will- Like your mom!
Jack- NO! THAT'S MY PHASE!
Elizabeth- (taps Jack on shoulder; Jack turns around) Excuse me, I was just about to start my hissy fit. Will you please shut up your mouth so I can continue?
Jack- Sorry, luv.
Elizabeth- (clears throat) Ahem….YOUR KNOW WHAT, SPARROW? YOUR MOM IS THEY FUGLIEST SHRUNKEN HEAD IN THE WORLD!
Jack- WELL, YOUR SON LOOKS LIKE A SHRIVELED CABBAGE! HE HAS YOUR LOOKS! LIKE YOUR MOM!
Elizabeth- …
Davy- (claps)
Jack- (bows; Elvis-like) Why thank you, thank you very much!
Taxi pulls in the driveway and beeps.
Will- I CALL THE WINDOW SEAT!
Pirates all pile in. Elizabeth is sitting in the front, being a whiney fag that she usually is, Davy on the right, Will on the left, and Jack and a bottle of rum in the middle.
Will- (Whines Elizabeth-Like) Why does he get to hold the rum?
Jack- Because I PWN at Guitar Hero AND Halo and you suck!
Will- SO??
Davy- (sings) I wear short shorts!
Everyone turns around (including the driver and the fag) and stares at Davy. Jack slides a little towards Will.
Elizabeth- Gee Davy…that's…that's great.
Jack- Anyways….Oreo LOVES Halo!
Will- So what about Guitar Hero?
Jack- Well, only cool sk8er pirates can own that shizzle!