Author's Note: So once again I didn't really get any new reviews. Come on people show a girl some love! Lol well you don't have to but I really would appreciate it. Anyway here is Chapter 4, and sorry it's a bit late. I was rather preoccupied. Anyway, I hope you like it!

Disclaimer: I do not FREAKING OWN NARUTO, mkay? This site is for poor writers who would love to own Naruto, but obviously don't. This is why we write FANFICTION. But hey, it's good stuff, soooo let's move on. xD

Chapter 4: Drunk Pigs and Medic-Nins

Hinata walked purposefully toward the Hokage's office, now with two tasks ahead of her: completing her assignment for the day and telling Tsunade-sama that she had seen Uchiha Sasuke in the woods. This was going to be a very interesting day.

She walked into the Hokage's office to find Tsunade's desk completely covered in sake bottles; Hinata couldn't even see the top of the desk. God how am I going to tell Tsunade about Sasuke if she's not even SOBER!! Hinata timidly peered behind the piles of bottles. She didn't want to be the one to wake Tsunade but it had to be done……even if poor Hinata would have to be on the receiving end of a chakra-infused punch.

"Uuuuh, Hokage-sama?" she asked tentatively, extremely scared of Tsunade's hangover attitude. But what Hinata saw surprised her to no end, and she collapsed on the floor in a fit of giggles. For the first time in her life Tsunade-sama was not the drunken one in this office.

"Shizune?? Tonon??" Yes even the little pig was drunk, snorting hiccups every few seconds. Shizune was asleep, sprawled across one of Tsunade's huge medical books and drooling on the pages. Hinata couldn't stop laughing; the irony was amazing. Shizune was always the one trying to stop Tsunade from drinking and now here she was, completely intoxicated. And come on, who doesn't think a drunk pig is funny?

"Hinata is that you?" called Tsunade, emerging from a closet with arms full of books.

Hinata hurriedly pulled herself up from the ground and composed herself, bowing low to the Hokage. "Yes Hokage-sama. Do excuse my lateness and my imprudent behavior."

"Oh Hinata, it is quite alright. I have to say I don't really have an assignment for you today, and you have been working very hard. Why don't you take the day off?" Tsunade added kindly.

"Thank you very much Hokage-sama. But uhm, could I ask you one thing? What on earth happened to those two?" asked Hinata nearly pitching into another fit of giggles. Tsunade laughed and began to tell the tale of how Shizune had discovered the wonder of sake.

It turns out that Tsunade and Shizune were fighting over a huge barrel of sake. Shizune didn't want Tsunade to drink it and Tsunade was itching to drink it obviously. So in the confusion Tsunade shoved Shizune who went flying into the barrel. She emerged spluttering but with a wild look in her eyes. She climbed out of the barrel, tipping it over, and Ton-ton came over as well, licking at the puddles. The poor pig ended up with the same wild eyes. And that was that. Shizune and the pig went crazy and finished every bottle of sake Tsunade had hidden in her office, which was saying something. Tsunade would have been upset but she was too busy laughing at it all to care.

So Tsunade and Hinata were literally on the floor laughing until tears came out of their eyes, and Shizune and Tonton snored on. It was a strange sight indeed. All thoughts of Sasuke were pushed from Hinata's mind at the moment, and she wouldn't remember until much later.

Meanwhile back in the forest, Sasuke was in for a turn of his own. He was heading towards Konoha, thinking of what exactly he was going to do to get another glimpse of Hinata. And thinking of what to do in general; he didn't really have a plan for the rest of his life now that his enemies were dead.

Should I turn myself in? he wondered. Nah, why would you subject yourself, the last of the Uchiha's, to such humiliation, and perhaps even death? Sasuke smirked. Yes that boy was not modest in the least, and he knew it. (I know you Sasuke fan girls out there would prefer me to say that Sasuke's vanity was just a front for his inner insecurities to make him seem more deep and hot and whatever, but it's not. The boy is stuck-up. End of story.)

Wrapped up in his thoughts, most of which were about himself, Sasuke hit a tree. Hard. Yes the great Sasuke Uchiha just ran face first into a tree. Some great ninja. He fell on his back and hit the hard forest ground. He swore and groaned. Slowly, darkness consumed his vision.

A silver-haired medic with the sound symbol on his headband and glasses perched on the edge of his nose had seen the whole embarrassing scenario. He chuckled, and his midnight black eyes were filled with mirth at the sight of Sasuke out cold. The man walked toward Sasuke, his hand glowing blue with chakra. He placed his hand on Sasuke's chest and Sasuke began to stir. Suddenly, he sat bolt upright and met the medic's eyes.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" Sasuke gave a very un- Uchiha like scream. "What the heck are you doing here Kabuto??"

Endnote: Yeah that was chapter 4. I know they have been a bit short but I haven't had time for too much lately. Sorry. Soooo what is Kabuto doing here? Well you're going to have to read the next chapter to find out. Hehe. Bye! I hope to update soon, everyone!

Love,

the hybrid :)