!WARNING! - THERE'S A LIME OR A LEMON OR WHATEVER YOU CALL 'EM IN THIS CHAPTER SO IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PERVERSION THEN DON'T READ OR JUST SKIP IT!!!! - !WARNING!

ELEGANT CONTRADICTIONS

I DON'T OWN INUYASHA OR ANY OF THE SHOW'S CHARACTERS. THAT'S RUMIKO TAKAHASHI. I'M FLATTERED THOUGH. )

CHAPTER 2

"Kagome?"

Kagome looked up at her brother and almost growled. "What is it?"

"Uh…" He stared at her nervously before asking, "Mind passing me the soy sauce?" He looked hopefully at her and then at the soy sauce.

She suddenly slammed her hands on the table, glaring at him. He almost fell back and eyed her nervously. She narrowed her eyes at him and whispered icily, "Is your arm broken? Get it yourself…!"

She kept on glaring at him while sticking her chopsticks into her bowl of rice and then stuffing her mouth full, munching on it quietly.

"Kagome! This is the first time I've been here in a long time so cheer up!" cried an old man across the table. She quietly chewed on her chopsticks before answering him.

"Well, that's because… YOU'RE OVER AT THAT TAVERN WITH ALL YOUR LITTLE , OLD FRIENDS!" yelled Kagome, pointing her chopsticks at him accusingly.

"Well, th-that's-

"And every morning you're laying in that same tavern passed out from all that damn alcohol you drink!!" cried Kagome angrily.

"Kagome, please…"

She looked over at her mother and sighed. "Fine…"

She loved her grandfather like any granddaughter would but he pissed her off so many times that she didn't know if she loved the old man like she used to…

Back when she was five she had always loved her grandfather. Always. Things were different back then….with her grandmother alive and all. Her grandfather even had a small business going on; an antique shop. Then her grandmother died and he started drinking more and more…

"I hope he dies from a heart attack or something…" grumbled Kagome, stuffing more rice into her mouth.

Her mother smiled in gratitude at her daughter and sipped her tea calmly. Kagome was such a good girl but let her anger get the best of her at times. She smiled and looked at her husband. He in turn smiled back, nodding his agreement.

Kagome looked at her mother and smiled. Her mother was also affected by her grandfather's poor behavior. He was her father and to see your father like this…Damn geezer!

"Just try and reach for that sake bottle old man…just try it," muttered Kagome and gulped down her miso while eyeing him suspiciously.

"Ah…"

He laughed nervously, smiling at her. She smiled back sweetly and said, "You haven't touched your food, grandfather…why is that?"

"Oh…how observant of you…" He picked up his chopsticks and ate obediently, not daring to look up at his granddaughter.

"Kagome might just make a good example of you, grandfather!" Sango teased, laughing. Their grandfather just grunted in reply. Before Kagome could say something she was interrupted by a loud shout.

"Hey Kagome!"

She turned around and squealed. "Shippo!"

The young boy grinned at her and looked around at everyone. "I'm not interrupting anything, am I?"

She smiled at him and handed him a bowl of miso soup. "Not at all, Shippo. Sit." The boy had always liked Kagome and felt more then welcome at the Higurashi's home. They were nice people and you couldn't help but like them.

"Thanks." He quickly gulped his miso down and carefully set the bowl down.

Kagome's father smiled at him and asked, "What brings you to our home, Shippo?" Everyone looked over at Shippo in curiosity, waiting for his answer.

"Oh, right. Well, actually I'm here on ," said Shippo proudly and straightened out his clothes. Kagome couldn't help but smile at the boy. He was so cute!

He rummaged through his pockets until he found what he had been looking for and took it out. Shippo cleared his throat before continuing. "I have a letter here addressed to a Sango-chan of the Higurashi's."

Everyone looked at Sango in wonder and then back at the letter.

"But who would send Sango a letter?" asked Kikyo, not believing that the letter was really addressed to Sango.

"Kikyo!!!" yelled everyone in the room, including Shippo. Sango glared at Kikyo and snatched the letter from Shippo.

"Hey!"

Sango looked at Shippo in surprise, blinking. "Is something wrong, Shippo?"

"You have to let give it to you!" said Shippo stubbornly.

Everyone in the room rolled their eyes at how silly the boy was acting. "Alright, alright…" She gave him the letter back and waited impatiently for him to give it back to her.

Kagome grinned and poked her sister in the ribs. "You think it's from him." Sango looked at Kagome and blushed. "What do you mean, Kagome?" she asked, glaring at her sister.

"You think it's from that Lord Miroku!" cried Kagome. Everyone looked at the two, but no one looked at them more then their mother.

"Sango…is this true?" she asked quietly. Sango looked over at her mother, blushed, and then looked down at her bowl of half eaten rice. "Maybe…" she mumbled, smiling.

"Well, now! Isn't this turning out to be a wonderful morning!" cried their mother happily, clasping her hands together in delight. Her husband eyed her warily and sipped his miso soup, shaking his head.

Sango quickly snatched the letter away from Shippo and quickly began reading it. The whole room grew silent as everyone watched Sango's face as she read the letter. She slowly smiled and then looked up. Putting her hand to her chest she said breathlessly, "It's from him."

"I knew it!" said Kagome and reached for the letter but Sango quickly slapped her hand away and continued to read the document. Kagome rubbed her hand and stared at her sister.

… thought Kagome.

Sango looked up once more and said, "He wants me to come over and eat lunch with him…" She looked at her mother and smiled. "Please…mother? Can I go?"

Once her mother had composed herself she took another sip of her tea. "Certainly not, dear."

Sango looked down, gripping her letter tightly. Kagome squeezed her shoulder and looked at her mother angrily.

She closed her eyes and smiled. "You will go on one of your father's horses." Their once calm father began choking on his miso. His wife put a hand on his shoulder and asked, "Are you alright dear?"

He turned on her and almost shouted, "One of horses?!?" She nodded slowly.

Sango looked up at her mother and began smiling. "Oh, mother…" Kagome handed her sister a fan but Sango had already stood up and was running into her room to change.

Kagome stared after her, raising her eyebrows.

…

Meanwhile at Lord Sesshomaru's summer house………

"What if she refuses?"

"Then she refuses."

Miroku had been pacing around like this since he had first sent the letter to the Higurashi residence and it was slowly annoying the young lord of the Western Lands. He sat down next to Sesshomaru, who had been calmly eating his breakfast, and sighed.

"Sesshomaru, I don't feel so good."

Sesshomaru placed his chopsticks down on the table and looked at Miroku. "Go lay down if you feel so ill."

"I think it's me being nervous…"

Sesshomaru hated this. This was the part where Miroku would tell him what was on his mind and wait until he would give him his advice. He loathed this about Miroku.

"Please, as one friend to another, go tell someone about your problems."

Miroku looked at Sesshomaru and laughed. "I forgot you weren't good at the whole talking to people about their problems thing…"

Sesshomaru grunted. "You have managed to ruin my breakfast, Miroku."

"I have?"

He nodded and motioned for a nearby servant to take away his breakfast. "Yes, but I will not allow you to ruin my day."

He won't, huh?

"I have been expecting you. Come in."

Miroku looked up and saw a young woman walk towards them, smiling seductively. He looked at Sesshomaru questioningly. "For me, Sesshomaru? Really, you shouldn't have."

"She's not for you."

"Oh, really?"

"Hmm."

He stood up and walked down the hall until he reached a door, which he held open for the woman to enter. Sesshomaru closely watched her with lust before closing the door behind him.

"What was that about?" asked Miroku. He looked around to make sure no one was watching and looked closely at the sign on the door.

"Private room…?"

thought Miroku, slapping his knee. He then thought back on what Sesshomaru had said to him.

"Yes, but I will not allow you to ruin my day."

"So that's what he meant…"

A loud clap of thunder was heard through out the mansion, making Miroku shiver. He turned around and saw that it had started to rain. "This doesn't look good…Wait…"

"How will Sango-chan be able to get here in the rain?!?" He grabbed his head in frustration and groaned.

"I wonder what she's doing right now….probably at her house with that beautiful sister of hers…"

Meanwhile back at the Higurashi home…………

"Sango!"

Kagome ran through the rain, calling her sisters name every so often. Nothing. She looked out at the mountains before running back inside.

She quickly ran to her room and changed into her usual comfortable kimono before running off to find her parents.

She probably already left. Damn it…

She stopped and peaked into her sister's room. "Kikyo?"

Kikyo stopped brushing her hair and looked over her shoulder at Kagome. She then looked back at the mirror, brushing her hair with her comb. "Mother and father are in the main room."

"Thanks!" yelled Kagome before running to the main room.

Kikyo stopped brushing her hair to reach inside her white kimono. She smiled softly as she looked at the golden locket she had pulled out. Popping it open she whispered, "My sweet…" She slipped the locket back into her kimono and then looked back at the mirror. She smiled and began brushing her hair once more.

Once Kagome got there she saw both her parents and smiled.

"Mother!"

They both turn to see their daughter walking towards them and knew what she had come to see them about. "Kagome, I've come to talk to your mother about the same thing you have," said her father and looked at his wife.

"No, dear. You came here to talk about your horse. Kagome came here to talk to me about her sister. Two very different things."

Kagome looked at her mother, shocked that she would say such a thing to her father. Her father, being the calm man that he was, just raised one of his eyebrows at his wife.

"Now, I'd have to say that that sounds a little selfish. Wouldn't you agree, Kagome?" She turned to her daughter and smiled, winking at her.

"I'd have to say that sounds pretty selfish," said Kagome and both women started laughing.

"I'm glad you two find this funny but that horse cost money! What if something happened to it, hmm?"

Kagome's mother looked at her husband and then turned towards her daughter.

"Kagome?"

"Oh, right. I guess I'm just worried about Sango. I mean, that Miroku man is pretty perverted. What if he…"

"Nonsense, Kagome," replied her mother, smiling. "He is an honorable lord."

That hasn't stopped him before…

"And now that it's raining she'll have to stay for the night," said Kagome's mother happily and looked at her husband.

"Honestly, woman. You think of everything, don't you?" asked her husband, smiling. Kagome turned around to see a ball of orange whiz by.

"Shippo?!?" cried Kagome in surprise. A poof of smoke appeared and Shippo emerged from it and handed Kagome a letter.

"Gotta go, Kagome! Seeya!" And with another poof he was gone.

"What does it say, Kagome?" asked her mother curiously. She read it over and gasped. "Sango's sick! I knew something would happen!"

Her mother took the letter and read it. "No, no…it's fine, Kagome. It's just a bit of a cold."

"I don't care! I'm going anyway!" yelled Kagome and ran out of the room. She was about to leave the house when she spotted a rice farmer's hat laying on the floor. She grinned and picked up the hat, setting it on top of her head. She loved these hats but her mother never approved of her wearing them. She always said it made people think the wrong thing about the family.

What did she care?

She ran out and now made it her goal to reach Lord Sesshomaru's summer home before dark.

Meanwhile at Lord Sesshomaru's summer house………

A young woman let out a giggle as Lord Sesshomaru softly caressed her thigh underneath the table.

"Oh, Lord Sesshomaru…!" She squealed and pushed at his arm. He faked a smile and whispered into her ear, "Shall we continue this…somewhere more private…?"

"Sesshomaru!"

He looked over at his friend who seemed a bit…miffed.

"Yes?"

Miroku glared at him furiously. "Don't you 'yes' me! You know Sango's here!"

"Yes…your point being?"

"I don't want her bothered by you and your…." He nodded angrily at the young woman who was practically sitting on his friends lap.

Just then a small, green looking man came into the room and announced shrilly, "My lords Sesshomaru and Miroku!" He banged his staff onto the ground before continuing. "A Higurashi-sama is here to see-gyah!"

They both looked up to see the man fly across the room and land against the wall.

"One point for the humans! Zero for the…what ever you are."

The two men looked up and saw a rice farmer standing in front of them, holding the green, old man's staff close.

"Um…excuse me but…" He was cut off when the hat fell off the rice farmer's head, revealing long, black hair.

"A woman?" asked Miroku in awe.

The woman tightened her grip on the staff and glared at Miroku. "Stay away from me, perv!"

"Eh…I'm glad to see that you've remembered me…" said Miroku, slowly starting to smile.

She narrowed her eyes at him and straightened herself out, noticing that she was completely wet. She then lifted her head up and her eyes landed on Sesshomaru….and that woman.

Her gaze slowly moved down to where his hand was and she paled, immediately covering her eyes and turning away from him. "Oh my goodness…" she muttered, blushing.

Miroku laughed at what had caused her outburst and said, "Yea, Sesshomaru has always been like that. I mean, he a dog demon after all. And you know what they say about dogs, Kagome-chan."

Miroku's statement just made her blush even more and she loathed him for that. "Miroku-dono…"

"I mean, he practically has a different woman in his bed every night.! It get's a little…bothersome hearing them go at it like that. But…Lord Sesshomaru known for his obsession…"

Kagome turned around, confused. "Obsession?"

Miroku nodded, grinning. "Women, Kagome-chan. Women." She just stare at him, as if she hadn't heard that last part. "They say he takes 'em hard and !"

He then fell forward out of his seat, landing face first on the ground. Kagome blinked and saw a pear roll by the unconscious man.

Did someone throw…

Her thoughts were then interrupted by a woman's voice.

"Lord Sesshomaru…weren't we going to continue our conversation somewhere more…private?"

Kagome widened her eyes at the woman's statement. Was this woman a prostitute? wondered Kagome. She then glared at Sesshomaru who had been staring at her since she arrived.

"Excuse me, but I need to see my sister," fumed Kagome, clenching her fists. He just stared at her and muttered, "Oh…yes, of course."

She stood there, waiting for him to tell her what room her sister was staying in. "Uh…"

For the first time in his life Sesshomaru felt ashamed. No woman had ever made him feel ashamed for being with a prostitute before. This woman...

He just sat there, staring at her. His eyes ran up and down her body lustfully, wishing that had been the woman to come into his bed with him. How wonderful would it be to have this woman in bed with him…

He closed his eyes, imagining what she would look like…sound like…He felt himself harden at the thought of it.

"Sesshomaru…"

He looked down at the innocent girl beneath him and smiled, letting her catch a glimpse of his fangs. He placed his hand on her neck and let it slowly slide in between her breasts, caressing them softly.

His smiled grew as her moans reached his sensitive ears. Growling possessively he moved his hand down her stomach until he had reached her warmth. He looked at her face and to his utter most delight saw her whimpering for more.

"Kagome…"

The name felt right and drove him insane just by saying it. His manhood throbbed, making him groan in pleasure.

He looked down at her and smiled, breathing her name.

"Kagome…Kagome…Kago-

"Sesshomaru?"

He opened his eyes and to his dismay he saw a fully clothed Kagome. Why wasn't she moaning…why wasn't she in his bed…and why oh why wasn't she his?

"Are you alright, Sesshomaru-dono?"

He looked at her and saw her worried expression. He wanted to reach out to the girl and comfort her. And maybe touch her…everywhere….yes, that's what he wanted to do…

He snapped out of his daydreaming and looked at her, his emotional golden eyes boring into her.

"Yes, Higurashi-sama."

"Well?"

"Well…?"

"Where is my sister, Sesshomaru-dono?" asked Kagome, not noticing the disappointment in his eyes.

"Upstairs. It's the first room on your right."

Kagome bowed and ran up the stairs until she got up to the first room on the right. She looked down the stairs and yelled, "Thank you, Sesshomaru-dono!"

All Sesshomaru heard was his name yelled by Kagome. He smiled in pleasure and then looked down at the woman who was now latched onto his arm. His smile of pleasure quickly turned into a frown of disgust.

"Leave."

"But-

"I said, Leave."

The woman got up angrily and left the room. Sesshomaru watched her leave and then looked at the spot where Kagome had stood.

"Kagome…"

His lower regions throbbed painfully at the mention of her name. He looked up and let out a moan.

"Kagome…!"

Silence.

"Achoo!"

"You okay, Kagome?"

Kagome looked at her sister and smiled, "Yea. Someone must be talking about me…"

"Maybe Lord Sesshomaru-

"Don't be stupid! That conceited jerk…

She suddenly remembered what Miroku had told her and blushed.

"Kagome? Are you blushing?" asked Sango, smiling. Kagome turned to face her sister and stuck out her tongue.

She took the warm cloth off Sango's forehead and replaced it with a cold one. "There."

Sango closed her eyes, smiling. She laid her head into her soft pillow and sighed tiredly. "Thanks…"

Kagome nodded and was about to sit down on the floor when she heard a yell.

Kagome ran out the door and looked down the hall, but saw nothing. She looked the other way and saw a man clinging to the railing going up the stairs. "Miroku…? Is that you?"

The man looked at Kagome and flung himself at her. "Oh, Kagome it was horrible!" cried the young man, burying his head against her chest.

"And now it's nice…"

She slapped him hard before asking, "What happened?"

"Well, I woke up and saw Sesshomaru…Uh…." He trailed off and looked the other way. Kagome looked at him curiously.

"You saw Sesshomaru…?"

Miroku looked at her and quickly covered her ears. He pushed her in Sango's room and locked the door, closing his eyes. "That was a close one…" he breathed, wiping his forehead with the back of his hand.

"What happened, Miroku? Why'd you push me like that?" asked Kagome angrily, looking at him.

"Uh…."

Miroku scratched the side of his head nervously and laughed.

, he thought.

"Well?" asked Kagome, raising her eyebrow at him.

"Uh…."

"Kagome…"

Kagome? Who's calling out to Kagome?

Miroku opened his eyes and almost yelled. Sesshomaru was sitting where he had before but now…he was masturbating!

He couldn't say anything. For some reason his throat felt really dry and he couldn't yell at his friend to stop.

I can't believe I have to see this…

Sesshomaru ran his hand down his throbbing dick and let out a groan. He closed his eyes and leaned his head back, breathing heavily.

Miroku covered his eyes in horror, praying that his friend would come to his senses and stop.

No such luck.

Sesshomaru grabbed his dick roughly and started squeezing his dick, hissing out in pleasure. He pushed his dick against his hands and slowly started pushing faster, grunting after each push.

Sesshomaru almost yelled out in immense pleasure. "Kagome…!"

No, no, no! I don't wanna hear this! thought Miroku frantically.

"Ka…gome…!"

This day has gone from bad to much worse!

"Ah…Ah…AH…AHHH!"

Miroku could hear Sesshomaru's moans ringing through his ears and it made him want to slap him silly. He squeezed his eyes shut as his moans grew louder and faster as he went on.

I got to get out of here!

Miroku stood up and shot up those stairs, never wanting to see another man masturbating ever again.

"Miroku!"

He looked up and saw Kagome.

"Kagome! Oh, beautiful Kagome!"

He flung himself at her and sobbed, grabbing her butt. "I'm so glad you're a woman!" He felt her slap him across the face, making him smile.

"What are you doing, perv?!"

He looked up to see Sango and grabbed her hands, rubbing them against his cheek. "Oh, my dear Sango. How I love-

"Get off of her, you pervert!" yelled Kagome, grabbing him by his ponytail and flinging him out of the room.

He sighed happily, rubbing his cheek.

"What have you done now."

Miroku looked over to his left and saw…Sesshomaru.

"Ah…it's you!" yelled Miroku, pointing at Sesshomaru. He raised an eyebrow at his friend and looked him over carefully.

"I'm…I'm gonna have nightmares because of you!"

"Nightmares?"

"Yes!"

"Because of me, you say?"

"Yes!! I saw you…when…uh…you…"

Sesshomaru stared at him and then slowly walked away. "You should consider yourself lucky. Seeing this Sesshomaru relieve himself is an honor. Most women can only dream of the day they would get to experience-

"You are sick and twisted, Sesshomaru! Sick and twisted!!" growled Miroku, not believing that he had just been told that seeing another man masturbating was an honor.

"Maybe so…I will leave you to your nightmares."

With that said Sesshomaru walked away, leaving Miroku there on the ground, twitching. He smiled to himself.

This girl intrigues me greatly…

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