Authors Note:

I was listening to Supertramp the other day and this idea came into my head, so I decided to write it. There is a reason for it, nothing is ever written with no point at all. Anyway, I hope you all enjoy this chapter!

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Chapter 7:

Rachel Dawes opens her eyes to see the bright, crisp sunlight that peers through the windows. She bites her lip realizing that, once again, the one and only, Joker has abducted her. Her eyes drift towards her feet, which are tied together with thick rope. She sighs as she realizes her hands are tied behind some type of poll.

Her head wonders backwards and she sees that she has been tied to some type of bed. She looks around the room as a faint sound dings in her ears. She gasps and asks lowly "Take a look at my girlfriend?" A smile spreads across her face because Supertramp happens to be one of her favorite bands.

She quickly shakes her head to stop listening to the song that seems to be playing in the other room. Her hands shake rapidly when she hears the lyrics "I'm a loser, what a joker…. I'm playing my jokes upon you…while there's nothing better to do…." She gulps at the lyrics and continues to try to untie her hands but when she does so the bed moves and it makes a loud sound.

The music suddenly stops, and Rachel's eyebrows knit with worry. The door opens to reveal the Joker in his infamous clothing. But his purple jacket is not on, probably due to the heat that the room is soaking in.

The Joker slams the door shut and says with a real smile plastered on his face "Well, look who's finally up. I hope my music was bothering you…" Rachel watches as he approaches her slowly and she takes the opportunity to ask, "Was that Supertramp?" The Joker stops, nods and asks with aggravation "Why? You figured me as more a Marilyn Manson type guy?"

Rachel shrugs her shoulders slightly and then responds honestly "Well…yes. I mean, Supertramp is so…ugh…so…not you…well, at least I thought they were until I heard the 'Joker' lyric about 30 seconds ago." The Joker laughs in response and continues walking towards Rachel while saying "My, my, my…didn't expect that did you? Well, beautiful, I am pretty unpredictable. So, now tell me…what's your favorite song from the 'oh so not me' band?"

Rachel scrunches her eyebrows together as the Joker sits right in front of her. She watches him lick his bottom lip slowly while eyeing her. She rolls her eyes and replies trying to stay on subject "The Logical Song." The Joker chuckles and whispers, "You truly are conventional, Princess. Once a lawyer always a lawyer, always wanting everything in life to have come with some type of logic."

He stops speaking, chews on his bottom lip for a second and then screams "Oh…boyzz…put it on track 3, it seems my little play thing likes that tune." The music suddenly changes to Rachel's request and she listens for a second, taking in the beautiful melody before she goes back to the reality in front of her.

The Joker crawls beside her and whispers softly "You have a strange taste in music, beautiful. I like that." Rachel turns her head to look at him and asks quite puzzled "Strange?" The Joker yawns, nods and replies, "Uh huh… you see…not many people can enjoy bands like Supertramp because they are too different." Rachel shrugs and says quickly without thinking "Well, I like things that are different." The Jokers eyebrows raise, he giggles and says while smirking "Oh so you're finally admitting to that little crush you have on me…?"

Rachel rolls her eyes, turns her head to face the Joker and says stiffly "No! You're abnormal! Not different!" The Joker's head moves forward slightly and he says in a husky voice, "Well, you're not denying the crush, beautiful. Is there something you want to tell me? Will it be a hallmark moment? I just love those."

Rachel puffs into the air in frustration and the Joker takes his hand to move her head back to face him. Her eyes immediately fall down to his ungloved fingers that are now holding her chin firmly. Her eyes go back up to meet his and she relaxes under his grip. His fingers fell warm on her flesh, and not cold and hard like she had expected.

The Joker smirks at her and says in a low voice "Abnormal…sounds mysterious doesn't it, beautiful?" The Joker moves his face towards her ear and he says into it "Except there is no such thing. What may be normal to me is not normal to you, and vice versa. I spend my days enjoying myself the way I want to, and you…." He stops and moves his lips to the crook of her neck and then continues, "…Prefer to fantasize about striping down criminals."

The Joker moves his lip up her neck slowly and then whispers into her ear with a growl "Well, Miss. Dawes. Here's your chance. Strip. Me. Down." Rachel's eyes widen at the sexual suggestion and she uses her shoulder to hit him in the face. The Joker rubs his cheek and laughs while she shouts "Your sick!"

The Joker stops laughing to grab her face again, this time in both his hands and he says casually "No, actually. I had some Buckley's this morning. You know, that stuff tastes awful, but it does work." Rachel rolls her eyes and asks in irritation "Are you ever serious?"

The Joker lets her face go and replies "Why be serious when life is so short? You know…" he reaches and touches her cheek, lets go and continues "…. I used to be like you, pumpkin…" Rachel interrupts by yelling "You were never like me!" The Joker licks his lips and continues, "It's rude to interrupt, beautiful. Now…ahhhh…where was I? Oh yea…. Well, I used to be like you…all…calm…and ugh…collective…. and well, boring. Life is only lived by those who truly want to live it. And you bunny…aren't living it."

Rachel looks down at her tied feet and mutters roughly "I could be living it if you were to let me go!" The Joker laughs, put his arm around her and says, "Now, why would I do that? Look how much fun we're having…buhhh--tt, right now…I'm getting rather bored. So, let's mix it up, shall we?"

His hands quickly reach up to the top of silk blouse. Rachel gasps as he unfastens the first button. He laughs for a few seconds and then mutters with a thick, very serious tone "You don't think I forget what you said…hmm? About how…" he grabs her face and presses his lips to her neck while muttering roughly "…If I fucked you…I should let you go…."

His hand runs down her black skirt while she shakes her head while whispering "…I didn't mean it…I didn't…." The Joker giggles lightly and he grabs a strand of her thick dark hair and curls it in-between his fingers while saying "…Well…Miss Dawes…that's just too bad, because I might have considered your offer."

Rachel's eyes widen as the Jokers lips slowly moves up her neck and he presses them lightly to her chin. Rachel breathes out heavily while saying "…. Please…stop…" The Joker chuckles, and raises his head so that his lips are not touching her any longer. She looks him in the eye and says, "Why have you considered my offer? I mean…if you let me go, Batman won't come and find you…well, at least, not in a hurry."

The Joker lets her face go roughly and says loudly "…I don't want that…that's so…bo-riiinngg! You see, princess, if Bats were to come here and to try to rescue you…that's just really boring for me…. but what if I could hurt the Batman even more than he ever imagined was possible? Worse than your death…worse than all of Gotham burning down, worse than……ending his life. Something that will drive him to the pit of insanity…."

Rachel interrupts and asks with fear and a stutter "Wh-a…What are you gonna do to him?" The Joker laughs at her question, grabs her face again and says hungrily "It's more a question of…what are we going to do?" Then, swiftly, he strengthens his grip of her face and closes the gap between his mouth and hers.

Rachel's eyes widen as his tongue eagerly finds its way inside her mouth. She shakes her head violently trying to break the kiss, but the Joker kisses her lips harder until she has no choice but to give in. His kiss is feverish and Rachel's mind no longer fights the lust between them. But when she starts to get comfortable, he pulls away slowly, and runs his tongue across her bottom lip. Rachel softly gasps at the cool sensation and the Joker mutters slyly "and that…. is the just the beginning."

Rachel watches his eyes mesmerized, they seem soft and caramel like, not the dark tone that they usually are. He clears his throat and asks "Staring at my scars, beautiful?" Rachel snaps out of her small trance and replies with a blush scratched on her face "No. Your…eyes…actually."

The Joker raises one eyebrow and says puzzled "I've never heard that one before. Now, tell me, Miss. Dawes, what is so interesting about my eyes? You see an escape plan in them?" Rachel chuckles at his joke…and then stops of herself a second later. The Joker nods and whispers "Oh, so now I'm funny? Well, I guess your going to have to stop sharing those good old knock knock jokes then…hmmm?"

Suddenly, a horrible depressing thought runs thought Miss. Dawes' head. Bruce. Batman. What is this monster planning to do? Rachel looks down at the ground and whispers with a frown across her face "How is us doing anything…. going to hurt the Batman?" The Joker smirks, takes her head in his hands once again and whispers "Let's see, shall we?" and then he fervently kisses her leaving Rachel in the deepest confusion and the deepest pleasure her lips have ever experienced.

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