ByakuMama
ByakuMama, RenjiPapa
Chapter Two: Unohana's Test
After the idiotic strawberry, his darling little sister and pineapple left the room, Byakuya closed his eyes for a moment to hide his nervousness before reopening them again.
Unohana smiled, "There is nothing to worry about, Kuchiki Taichou, I am just going to run a few tests."
It had been a long time since Byakuya had taken his last health test, and therefore, the great, almighty Kuchiki Taichou was feeling very scared. In fact, he was not just simply scared. He wanted to dash straight out of the division and hide in the forest in West Rukongai. And, yes, he was the great, almighty Kuchiki Taichou.
Unohana smirked inwardly. Why, it was one of the few times when the untouchable, fearless Kuchiki Head of House showed emotions, and of all the emotions, it was fear. The funniest part was that he was trying to hide his nervousness. He was shaking ever so slightly as he looked at her with wide eyes. He reminded her of him when he was a kid.
¬Flashback¬
A small child who was bawling loudly was lead through the fourth division to the Captain's office. His cries were so loud that everybody in the division could hear him. Unohana came out of her office and saw Kuchiki Taichou (Byakuya's papa) pulling his son, little Byakuya, along the hallways.
Upon seeing Unohana, Kuchiki Taichou inclined his head slightly and told, no ordered little Byakuya to greet Unohana. Little Byakuya bowed with a flourish and said in a choked voice but otherwise polite voice, "It is nice to see you Unohana Taichou, I am Kuchiki Byakuya and I am 5."
Unohana thought inwardly that the Kuchiki clan's training for etiquette must be crazily scary for a child of 5 to be able to bow so prettily and speak so politely even when crying.
Unohana replied gently, "It is nice to see you too Byakuya, and Kuchiki Taichou. Kuchiki Taichou, I think you should leave your son here; he will be perfectly safe. After all I heard that your division is not only dealing with its own paperwork, but you are also helping fifth squad's new captain with his paperwork. You should be quite busy right?"
Kuchiki Taichou replied, "Yes, indeed. I will take my leave then." He bowed before disappearing.
Unohana Taichou sighed, those nobles and their scary manners. She gestured to the little Byakuya who was gulping for air and looking up at her with hopeful, shiny, gray eyes.
"It won't be very scary right, Hana taichou?"
¬End of flashy¬
"It will not be as bad as last time right, Unohana Taichou?" a deep voice broke the medic's thoughts.
Unohana had to remind herself not to laugh. Little Byakuya hasn't change at all, except for his choice of words.
"No it will not be as bad as last time, since you are supposed to have grown up, right?"
Byakuya gulped and was very troubled when he could not find an answer to that.
"Anyways, I heard that you have been getting up in the middle of the night to vomit for the last two weeks, right?"
Byakuya cursed inwardly, damn Renji, oops, language. He nodded. "It may be because of the food. The manor employed a few new chiefs one month ago."
"However, don't you find it funny that it happens only at night?" Unohana said softly. "But no matter, we will know soon enough when the results of the test comes out."
Unohana placed her hand above Byakuya's stomach and "Kaaabooomba!"
A loud boom could be heard through the court of pure souls and someone could be heard screaming very high-pitched. Everyone sniggered. In the waiting room, Ichigo who was spotting cuts all over his body, snorted, "Isn't that the almighty Kuchiki Taichou screaming?"
Rukia punched him. Before he was knocked out, Ichigo said, "Scary siblings…"
Renji who was striding up and down the corridor nervously, yapped when he heard his Bya-chan's shrieks coming from behind the door. He rushed to the door and was about to go in before he was stopped by Rukia.
"Don't you know onichan screams like a woman when he is scared? The booming spell was probably just a checking spell. It works like the human world's X-ray."
"Wads the x thingy Rukia?"
Rukia being Rukia, puffed out her chest proudly, and declared, "Let the great Kuchiki Rukia sama explain to you!"
With that, she pulled out her sketchbook from goodness knows where and started drawing furiously. After finishing her masterpiece in a few seconds, she held it in front of Renji's face.
"Any questions?" the great Kuchiki Rukia sama asked proudly.
Renji felt his left eye twitching. "What the hell is this?"
Rukia walloped him on the head. "How dare you… how dare you insult my precious Chappy in front of me? NEVER EVER INSULT CHAPPY IN FRONT OF MOI!"
Renji who was trying to dodge wallops, to no success, yelled back, "I wasn't talking about chappy! I was talking about your so called masterpiece! And it is not your precious Chappy, Bya-chan says its his!"
"I don't care what he says when it comes to who owns Chappy! How dare you insult both my precious Chappy and my art?" Rukia screamed at Renji.
In less than a second, Renji was pinned to the floor and Rukia was bonking his head. Soon, he was knocked out. Before he fainted, he said, "Scary siblings"
After Renji fainted, Rukia realised that there was a huge group of medics. Immediately, Rukia turned on her acting skills.
"Oh my! What happened to cause them to be knocked out so badly? To think that one is a lieutenant and the other is one of the strongest shinigami! Never mind I will take care of them! Why don't you people go back to do your jobs?" Rukia said in her oh so sweet voice that always irritated Renji and Ichigo.
The medics nodded and bowed respectfully, "Hai Kuchiki fukutaichou!"
Back in the medical ward, red light had appeared above poor little Bya-chan's stomach and allowed Unohana and him to see beneath his skin. (Works like X-ray)
Unohana gasped, "That's a foetus! You are pregnant!"
"But how can it be possible, Unohana Taichou, I am a male!" Byakuya said in a panicky voice.
"I am not sure what happened, but it is true! There it is! And oh my! There are two!" Unohana gave a very uncharacteristic squeal. "You are getting twins!"
Byakuya fainted. Again.