ByakuMama

ByakuMama

ByakuMama, RenjiPapa

Chapter Four: Food

Food, the ohsoheavenly thing was like hell to Renji now. He shuddered in fear as he thought of what would happen if he was to return empty handed to his darling little Byachan.

Renji sped along of the streets of Rukongai, looking for a place which sells very spicy food. Just the thought of Byakuya's curry made a shiver run down Renji's back.

¬Flashback¬

Even before he and Taichou started dating, Renji always knew that his Taichou loved spicy food, and when they started dating, Renji realized that Byakuya always brought his own bento for lunch.

"Byakuya, what are you eating?" Renji could not resist the curiosity burning in him one day.

Byakuya fixed those lovely eyes on Renji and gave a one word answer. "Curry."

Renji was appalled, "You mean you only eat curry, without rice?"

Byakuya nodded.

"But… curry is so spicy even if you eat it with rice! How can you ever ever eat curry without rice?!" Renji looked horrified.

Byakuya smirked, "I dare you to try it then."

Renji was mortified. "I never said anything about wanting to eat your curry!"

Byakuya said slowly, "I am telling you to eat it. If you don't, very bad things will happen to you… I will also think you are the girl in the relationship, tell Rukia and slip a note to Matsumoto fukutaichou, which will also mean telling the whole Court of Pure Souls that some one is so cowardly that he does not dare to try just a bit of curry. Now, do I need to repeat myself?"

Renji gulped as he lifted up the bento box filled with the ohsoscarycurry to his face.

Byakuya pouted slightly, "Go on, finish it all. If you don't, I will be angry with you."

Renji swallowed, for that cute pouting face, he will finish it all. Hey, after all, he is a man with guts, yeap, lots of it.

Renji gasped for air before dumping all the curry left, which was a lot, into his mouth in one short. The minute it touched his tongue, Renji felt like his whole body was on fire. At this moment poor Renji felt like crying, tears were already forming in his eyes. Renji dumped the now empty bento box on Byakuya's desk and blinked furiously as he fanned his open mouth.

Byakuya looked on in amusement as he looked at his lieutenant who was flapping around like a chicken on fire.

"That was very nice wasn't it, Renji kun, it was a specially prepared curry for me. Only the Kuchiki kitchen can produce such delicious curry. Little Rukia loves it too!" Byakuya said playfully.

"Ige washen knice gat gallll!" (It wasn't nice at all) Renji wanted to talk back but found that his tongue was unable to function properly.

"Pardon? Oops, it seems that your tongue is too sensitive to spicy food." Byakuya said sacarstically.

"Wager!" Renji shouted.

"What?" Byakuya looked confused now.

"I kned wager now!" Renji screamed pointing at his mouth.

"You mean water? We don't have it right now. But I know a better way. Come here, Renji." Byakuya ordered.

"Yhess."

As soon as Renji was within arm's length, Byakuya reached out and grabbed him and kissed Renji."

¬End of flashy¬

Thinking back now, Renji realized that the compensatory kiss that Byakuya gave him was more than enough to make up for the horrible curry incident. But Renji thought as he continued running along the streets of Rukongai that he will try to avoid curry unless a kiss was given.

After fifteen minutes of running, not a single shop that sold curry was in sight. Renji decided to give up and just buy some sushi for his poor little Byachan who will be very disappointed. Just then, a thought struck Renji's tattooed head. Why not just go to the Kuchiki household to ask for their lord's curry. Surely, surely no one would dare to defy the scary, ruthless, evil, curry eating king, lord over all lords.

"Hahahaha! How smart of me!" Renji skidded to a halt in the middle of the street suddenly and shouted.

The passerbys stared.

Renji could hear a little boy saying, "What is the pineeyapple shinygumi doing mammy?"

The mother answered, "Don't look at him darling, walk quickly, he is probably crazy. To think that he is a shinigami, a lieutenant, he can crush you down with one glare. Unless he stole a lieutenant's badge, that is."

Renji sweatdropped. People nowadays… Hang on, where was he at? Oh yarh, going to the Kuchiki household. Renji closed his eyes before shunpoing in the direction of the Kuchiki household. The last thing he heard was a gasp from the worried mother and the kid shouting, "He disappeared! Mommy! I want to be a shinygumi too!"

¬Back at the Fourth Division¬

Byakuya glared at the clock at the side of his bed. More than fifteen minutes had passed and Renji was not back. When Renji got back he was going to be punished, and this punishment will have something to do with curry.

Speaking of curry, Byakuya's stomach growled, something that has not happened before. Him, the king, actually being deprived of food, just because of a stupid pineapple? That pineapple was going to get curry. Lots of it.

Byakuya's stomach growled again. Poor Byakuya glared at it, wanting to punch it when he reminded himself that he was pregnant with twins. All thanks to the same pineapple. More curry, and that pineapple will soon be a punching bag.

Twins, parenthood, something that Byakuya has not thought of since he met Renji. Even before Renji, if Byakuya thought of parenthood, he never thought of himself getting pregnant. Hello, which guy thought of getting himself pregnant? After all, it is/was impossible. He just happened to be the guy to prove the theory wrong.

Byakuya looked at his soon will be bloated stomach and whispered, "I promise I will raise both of you up properly, protect you, for both of yours good, and also for your father Renji, who I swear to love forever, no matter what violent thoughts went through my mind just now, and no matter what happens."