ByakuMama
ByakuMama, RenjiPapa
Chapter Five: The Shinigami Women's Society
Unohana Taichou entered the medical ward only to see 2 gray eyes glaring out of the windows, mouth jutting slightly out in a small pout. Unohana smirked, she never knew that the soon to become mother was already so feminine. No wonder the baby would choose Byakuya as the mother.
Speaking of Byakuya being the mother, who exactly was the father then? Unohana shook her head. She was going to be the one fainting soon if she doesn't get to rest soon.
Fixing a small on her face, Unohana cleared her throat and said, "Kuchiki Taichou, I am here."
Byakuya seemed to jump slightly as he turned around and faced the motherly Taichou. Byakuya nodded his head slightly before asking, "Did you see my lieutenant near here?"
Unohana shook her head.
Byakuya sighed. "May I know what you are here for?"
Unohana beamed at him. "I thought you were never going to ask! Yes, I came to tell you that you can now be discharged. But provided you come back in two weeks time with the father of the child for another medical check up."
Byakuya's face went pale. "Another medical check up?"
Unohana smirked. "Yes, Kuchiki Taichou. I never knew that you are still so like when you were young. But, like it or not, you have to come with the father. You won't want me to go and hunt you down would you, Byakuya-chan?"
Byakuya shivered. The nice, friendly and motherly Taichou was not so nice when people do not turn up for their appointments. It was rumored that the Taichou would go as far as to bind the person up and force medicine down their throats. Whether or not this was true, Byakuya did not want to be the one to find out. Bringing the father would mean bringing Renji, and the whole world would know they are erm… together…
Unohana petted Byakuya on his head, just like she did when he was five. For one thing Kuchiki Byakuya does not like being treated as a five years old child. He glared at her.
Unohana smiled and pulled Byakuya out of the bed gently. "Do you need someone to escort you home?"
Byakuya shook his head as he collected the books that Rukia brought for him. Blushing slightly, he stuffed "The Adventures of CHAPPY THE BUNNY!" into his clothes. Unohana smirked even more.
Byakuya gave Unohana the best Kuchiki glare he could master as he tried to stuff it desperately into his clothes. Unohana smiled, "Byakuya- kun, that is not going to work on me. After all, I have watched you grown up."
After finally managing to stuff the hard covered book, with its edge poking into his chest, in the front of the Kimono, Byakuya inclined his head slightly before hurrying off to hide his embarrassment. Unohana reminded him as he was at the doorway, "Take care of your baby!"
A certain group of rabid fangirls and Eleventh squad members who were trying to hide behind the wall (to no success) froze and looked in between the two captains. Whispers broke out.
"Kuchiki Taichou got laid?"
"Wait, does she mean that he is pregnant or what!"
"But he is a guy."
Someone snorted.
"Yup, a guy who looks feminine."
Poor Byakuya looked at Unohana. She covered her mouth and slammed the door, shutting herself into the room.
He gave the people who will soon be badly injured, or even better of dead a final, proper Kuchiki glare. They should thank the gods that they were already in the Fourth division.
"Scatter, Senbonzakura." Soon, they will wish that they were dead. Byakuya thought angrily, as he knew he could not exactly blame Unohana. He exited the fourth division, screams still going on behind him.
¬ At the 13th division¬
"Taichou, I am back." Rukia bowed respectfully at her captain after she dumped the stupid carrot-top on the ground.
Ukitake frowned, pouting slightly "Rukia chan, how many times must I tell you to call me papa?"
Rukia raised an eyebrow as she answered, "Because I am no daughter of yours, papa."
Ukitake beamed at Rukia, "Aah, my dearest daughter, I knew you will come around one day. Come, my dearest daughter, give the best daddy in the world a hug!"
Rukia sighed resignedly, as she stepped forward to hug her 'papa'. After being a lieutenant so long under Ukitake, she was already used to his antics.
Ichigo, who seemed to awake from his daze, (due to Rukia on the way back), glared at Ukitake. "Hey! Stop hugging what is mine!"
Rukia spluttered into her 'papa's' haori, "Wait… WHAT?"
Ukitake loosened his hold on his beloved 'daughter' and sighed, reminding of Rukia of an old man. "Aah. It is this day that all father's dread." Dabbing at his eyes with a handkerchief that magically appeared, he continued. "The day when they have to marry off their daughters, and only to see their in-laws look down on them!"
Another sniffle.
"My dearest daughter, if that bastard Isshin dares to lay a finger on you, I will personally chop his hand off. If Ichigo dares to do anything wrong, I will KILL HIM!" Ukitake shouted dramatically.
Ichigo glared at him. "Don't touch things that don't belong to you!"
Ukitake stared back. "Thing? You take my daughter as an object? And she doesn't belong to me? How dare you say that, you… you insufferable young man!"
It was then when the two third seats burst into the room. "Taichou, calm down. Ignore what the stupid carrot says." They chorused simultaneously.
Then, glaring at each other, they shouted at the same time, "Stop copying what I said!"
"I said it first!"
"NO! I said it first."
"Did"
"Did not!"
"Did"
Ichigo and Ukitake shouted together, "Hey! Stop making noise!"
Then, glaring at each other, they shouted at the same time, "Stop copying what I said!"
"I said it first!"
"NO! I said it first."
"Did"
"Did not!"
"Did"
Rukia glared at the four idiots who were all going "Did!" "Did not!". What a bunch of morons.
"SHUT UP!" Rukia shouted.
Ichigo and Kiyone, who were shouting "Did!" trailed off as the four of them glared at each other. Rukia, in a huff, jumped out of the window and ran away to the Shinigami Women's Society Head Quarters. Ichigo tried to go after her but unfortunately, the 'papa' pulled his sleeve and shouted at his thirds seats! "It was you two's fault!"
Very soon, the two third seats were bound by kido and kicked outside the taichou's room. After closing the door, Ukitake asked, "Oh, I forgot to ask about Byakuya-kun! How is he now?"
Ichigo smirked evilly as he answered Ukitake's question in great detail…
¬ Shinigami Women's Society Head Quarters ¬
"Ahh! This colour looks perfect with your eyes. Try it out, Nemu chan!" Matsumoto squealed excitedly. It was amazing how she can be so awake when the meeting time comes.
"Yes, I think it looks nice on her too. What about this set of purple make-up? I think Rukia chan will look good with this!" Nanao exclaimed.
"I think so too. Where is she, Unohana and Kiyone anyways? She is supposed to be here half an hour ago!" Soi Fong said.
"Knowing Kiyone, she is probably still quarrelling with Sentarou. Unohana Taichou should be taking care of the patients. But where is Rukia? She has never been late for any meetings and we need to ask her about the her brother's fainting fiasco!" Isane said.
"Girls, calm down. Let's punish Rukia chan by forcing her to tell us about her brother!" Matsumoto suggested excitedly.
This suggestion was met with great approval.
Not long after, Rukia entered the room where the meeting was held at. Countless pairs of eyes were staring at her, Nanao's spectacles glinting eerily. Matsumoto, who was standing in front, looked down at the short Kuchiki. "Rukia chan, tell us all about your brother."