ByakuMama

ByakuMama

ByakuMama, RenjiPapa

Chapter 6: Poor Renji, Poor Rukia

Rukia gasped before stepping back in terror. Every female surrounded her. Nanao's glasses flashed menacingly again. Rukia gulped. She is was in deep trouble. Therefore, only one option:

RUN!

"Hey, hey! Our prisoner ran away. Therefore, away we shall go. Give chase!" Matsumoto shouted.

Shinigamis who were outside of the headquarters stared as a whole horde of females practically burst out of the front door, shouting war cries.

¬At Rukia's "perfect" hiding place…¬

Rukia smiled at the closed door before her. Heh! Her perfect hiding place!

Opening the door, Rukia said, "Papa! Bad people are after me! Protect me, pwease?"

Ukitake awoke from his doze with a start. Wiping off the drool from his mouth and pillow (his paperwork), he looked lovingly at his "daughter".

"Oh! My little Rukia, Papa will protect you with all his heart!"

Papa hugged his daughter tightly. Then, straightening out, he frowned slightly, "But who is after you Rukia?"

"Shinigami Women's Association," Rukia replied.

"Ah. To learn about your onichan~~? Ah well, it is amazing that he is actually pregnant right!"

Rukia's mouth dropped open. "But… but… how do you know?"

Jyuushiro smiled, "Ichigo told me."

Rukia swore internally. Of course… Who else? Tch. That BASTARD!

Rukia was about to reach for the door knob to find Ichigo when she felt the angry spiritual power of the whole association charging at her.

Climbing into a tiny cupboard, Rukia suppressed her spiritual energy and slammed the cupboard door just in time when the association came charging into the room.

Rukia found a small gap where she could peep through. Soi Fong taichou was currently talking to her 'papa'

"Jyuushirou, I am sorry. But I need to find Rukia chan. Have you seen her? Soi Fong questioned as the rest of the females examined 'papa's' office suspiciously.

Matsumoto moved reached out for the cupboard door, she went closer, closer and… her hand stretched out for the handle…

"MASTUMOTO! Do not touch Ukitake's belongings without permission!" Soi Fong snapped.

Rukia sighed in relief and wiped her forehead or her sleeve.

'Papa' shook his head and said, "Carry on, carry on!" He then winked at Soi Fong as Matsumoto continued to approach the cupboard…

"TADA! I found you Rukia chan! Now off you come with us! We have something to ask you." Matsumoto said happily as she and a few others picked Rukia up by her limbs and started marching off.

"Taichou! You promised me that you will protect me from them! Put me down at once!"

Jyuushirou smiled and waved goodbye happily. "Ah! My dearest daughter, I am only doing my job as a papa to see that you have enough friends! Oh! I sacrificed my chance of having some time with you alone!" The handkerchief mysteriously made its appearance as he dabbed his eyes with it.

As the women made their way through the corridors of thirteenth division, they could still hear Papa Taichou shouting, "Oh! I feel so sad!"

Many Shinigamis started pointing and giggling as their fukutaichou was being carried off by an army of women. Rukia tried to be dignified and give a Kuchiki Death Glare, which failed miserably as she was being carried like a rag doll.

Rukia's life seemed very miserable now.

¬Kuchiki Manor¬

Byakuya felt really hungry as he approached the doors of his manor. His stupid lieutenant did not provide him with the food. He was really mad at Renji.

Just as he approached the main house, a blur of black robes and shocking red hair dashed out and pass Byakuya.

Byakuya grabbed that 'thing' by his robes.

"Renji."

"What! Oh I mean hi Byachan, I didn't see you! Erm, are you still hungry?" Renji's voice was becoming nervous.

"WHERE… WERE… YOU?" Byakuya's voice turned murderous.

"I was at… I was at… Oh look. I got CURRY!"

At that Magic word, Byakuya's eyes lit up and lunged at the box Renji was holding. Renji let out a sigh. If only Byakuya let him off so easily each time. Byakuya carried the box gently and settled himself beneath a nearby tree.

Before he started eating, he glared at Renji. "I am not done with you. I will punish you after eating, so don't be too happy."

Renji groaned. Of course he could not be let off so easily. He sprawled on the floor next to his Byachan.

Byakuya, who was in the middle of wolfing down his curry, suddenly stopped. "Renji, I just though of something important."

Renji sat up in concern. "Yes?"

"I have to go to a medical check up 2 weeks later… With you."

"So?" Renji said.

"I am scared!" Byakuya whined. Renji was more concern in Byakuya whining than the medical check up. Seriously, Byakuya whining? Oh man. He has serious mood swings.

"The whole world will know that we are together, even the elders and the servants! I will be made fun of!" Byakuya continued.

Renji simply shrugged his shoulders and shut his eyes lazily. "Ah well, it can't be helped." First he is scared of getting fat, and now he is scared of being made fun of? What's next!

Byakuya poked Renji in his eye.

"Ouch! Man! What the heck was that for, Kuchiki Byakuya?" Renji screamed as he covered his poor poor eye.

"Do not close your eyes when I am talking, Abarai Renji, or hell will happen." Byakuya answered calmly. In a few seconds, his mood changed from calm to hysterical.

"Renji! What I am supposed to tell everyone? I ate a whole watermelon and my stomach was unable to break it down? I ate too much and grew fat?" Byakuya screamed.

"Chill, you only got pregnant." Renji muttered.

"I know, a hollow bit my stomach and therefore it got swollen!"

"Stop getting hysterical."

"The swelling will remain for another 40 weeks…"

"…"

"The hollow was brown and gruesome. It has 8 rows of teeth, 80 pairs of eyes, 800 legs, 8000 arms and 80000 heads. It growls at everyone it sees."

"Pretty sad hollow, it will probably overbalance with so many heads." Renji sneered.

"Renji, hold your tongue. I am being perfectly serious!" Byakuya snapped.

"Well, I can tell you something serious though, you wanna know?" Renji asked innocently.

Byakuya nodded seriously.

"The hollow has 80000 heads and only 8 rows of teeth? Poor hollow!" Renji exclaimed as he rolled around, pounding the ground in laughter.

Byakuya dumped his meal on Renji's head.