ByakuMama, RenjiPapa
Chapter 8: Auntie Matsu's Advice
Auntie Matsu smiled angelically back.
"Little Byakuya, I always knew you didn't like girls, but, never knew you were gay! With your fukutaichou too! What will the elders say?" Matsumoto grinned from ear to ear, looking rather like Ichimaru except for the fact that her eyes were staring at Byakuya.
Byakuya was about to kill his darling Auntie Matsu with his infamous Kuchiki glare when she mentioned his even more darling elders.
Two words came to this no profanities mind of Kuchiki Byakuya, Oh Shit!
What the heck were the elders going to say? Come to think of it, he was wondering in the morning why there was such a huge pile of letters on his breakfast table. After all, they should be very glad that he was going to have children, haven't they always told him that they need heirs to the Kuchiki name?
Well, he will gladly give them, if one condition was satisfied. Only with Renji. Byakuya was sure that there would be a lot of heirs.
While our little Byakuya were having these happy happy thoughts about having a division of kids with Renji with a smile on his face, Matsumoto hovered over Byakuya with a watchful eye before grinning to herself.
Seems like someone is in oolala, LOVE!
Of course, Auntie Matsu, being a very sweet person, quickly devised a plan. Send Kuchiki Byakuya and Abarai Renji to a series of classes. And these classes, will of course be held with very pregnant women. It wasn't like poor little Byakuya was going to know that. Not until he reached there anyway. Then after the lesson, she was going to go into hiding. A location that was good for hiding was probably her office. No one can possibly find her under the mountain of paper work that overflowed the room. Plus when Toushirou opened the door he disappeared completely under the larva that flowed out of the room, or rather, volcano.
After all, it wasn't entirely her fault. She had warned him not to step foot into her room, not like any one could, with that mess. Come to think of it, how did Byakuya ever manage to keep her from making a mess of the paperwork? Ah, a simple way, no sake, no SWA meetings for an entire year. She should thank the gods that Toushirou didn't know about this.
That was another good reason to treat little Byakuya even better to repay his kindness for making her slave at her paperwork everyday.
Matsumoto patted Byakuya on his head, like when he was young, and spoke in the voice which people use for explaining one plus one equals two to little kids before they loose their temper at the confused look that the little kids sent them.
Byakuya glared at Matsumoto before remembering that this was Matsumoto and nothing, not even Kuchiki glares could stop her.
"What?"
"I have just got a wonderful idea, my dearest little Byakuya…"
"I am not little anymore!" The aura that surrounded Byakuya was getting darker every second.
"Touche… Anyway, you have to go through the compulsory course for pregnant women." Matsumoto squealed, bouncing up and down in her excitement.
A dark glare was sent in her way.
"Ok, I meant pregnant men ok?" Matsumoto sang.
She could almost see Byakuya's fingers itching to grab Senbonzakura and kill her straight away.
"It will be fun! I assure you that!" Fun for me I mean. Matsumoto smirked.
"Matsumoto fukutaichou, I have learnt through the years that what is fun for you is a perfect nightmare for me." Byakuya stated flatly remembering the time when she suggested having a division party at his pristine house.
At first, all the Shinigami were silent and nervous. It WAS their strict Taichou's manor after all. That was until Matsumoto brought on the sake. Soon, the manor's dining hall was filled with rowdy Shinigami. The expensive carpet had vomit on it. Of course, during the whole course, he stayed far away from the mess.
"Come on now, it will good for your babies." Rangiku persuaded.
"On a condition. No more news of this will come out on Sereitei Daily. Do you understand?" Byakuya stated.
Matsumoto thought about it for a while, clearly disappointed. Then she brightened up. "Understood!"
¬Shinigami's Women Association meeting¬
"I propose to have a new paper." Matsumoto announced.
Babble broke out.
"But why?" Soi Fong asked.
"Kuchiki Taichou warned me not to have any more articles about him on Seretei Daily." Matsumoto grinned. "Buuut, he didn't say anything about other papers. Therefore, I suggest that we ditch Sereitei Daily and start the new paper, Soul Society Daily!" Matsumoto said proudly.
Everybody, upon hearing this news applauded whole heartedly, Rukia included. She smirked to herself. What will poor ni-sama say?
Nanao asked Matsumoto, "However, what will be write about him?"
Matsumoto smirked, "Ever heard of yoga lessons?"