Woe… I'm Life's Whore

Woe… I'm Life's Whore

Naruto discovers some funky feelings. A LOT of drama ensues. AU SasuNaru, plus other pairings (surprise ). Some possible OOCness.. plot-line a little more serious than the title.

Main Pairing: SasuNaru/NaruSasu Others: GaaNaru/NaruGaa

heyyy... What can I say, I needed something even spicier.. I warned you drama ensues.. didn't I? I know you're all here for SasuNaru/ NaruSasu... so I won't break that promise k?

HOWEVER... I now have to classify this story as having NaruGaa/ GaaNaru as well.. you read it.. you know it - .-" bear with me for another chapter and you'll see...

and I'll have to put up another pairing warning at the top after this chapter too ;) this chapters got a little more... content in it than the previous ones (they do get beds... after all) but nothing too rich. Thank you all for reviewing. Please, please enjoy :)


Chapter Five: Decisions Made

Naruto's eye twitched while his mouth hung open in complete and utter disbelief. His attacker, the person who had just raped his mouth, was the anti-social, red-haired, psychopath Gaara.

Gaara stood, totally unfazed, waist-deep in the quick-flowing current, arms crossed. Despite his calm aura, a dangerous flicker lurked behind his heavy-lidded eyes. Naruto felt icy chills down his neck and arms. Suddenly, letting down his guard for Gaara was a very, very bad idea.

"Hey, Naruto, get out you dork!" Ino said from the side of the pool, throwing a rubber-tube at Naruto's head. It bounced off and away into the water.

"Yeah…" Naruto said, watching the red-head disappear into the tunnel.

"Hmm??" Ino turned towards to the tunnel. Nothing was there but the dark. "You alright there?" she asked, a little cautiously.

"Yeah..!" Naruto broke out of his stupor and tried to sound a little more Naruto-ish. Ino smiled.

"Good, 'cause you're gonna get us all locked in if you don't get out!" She threw another tube.

Naruto dodged and rolled his eyes, flopping out of the inner-tube. He made his way to the edge of the pool.

What did Gaara just do?

Naruto cursed his hormones. Letting him give in so easily. Gaara had just stolen his first kiss! It wasn't bad, but still, you don't just sneak up and do that sort of thing!

He was going to have to confront Gaara sooner or later.

And what about Sasuke?

That jerk was messing around with him too.

Naruto puffed out his lips, thinking.

"Oh, Naruto, is that your sexy face?" Kankuro elbowed him, grinning.

Gaara appeared out of nowhere and pushed Kankuro to the side. "…watch it." Hadn't he just been in the water?

Kankuro stared at him in shock, "Geez, bro, what's up huh?"

"You're walking dangerous lines…"

Like an apparition, a pale form morphed between the two. Naruto was having a hard time keeping up.

"Hey… just watch where you're going next time, khay?" Sasuke said, dangerously. His eyes were the same dark shades they always were, but they threw a different attitude, one as sharp as blades, and they were headed in Gaara's direction.

Gaara scowled. The pair stood there for a few moments more before Gaara broke the eye contact and retreated to the change rooms.

"What was that all about?" Temari looked worried. Kankuro merely shrugged it off and followed Gaara to the change rooms. They all did.

Sasuke and Naruto stood facing each other.

If Naruto was going to ask Sasuke what was up all day... Now or never…

"Hey… Sasuke…"

Before Naruto could respond Sasuke had pinned his death-glare down on him. Naruto gulped silently as Sasuke took a swift step towards him, so that their lips were almost touching.

"If I were you," Sasuke breathed, not once breaking eye-contact, "I'd watch who you make your… sexy face… at…."

He hesitated for a moment, then with a grunt, he had stridden off towards the change rooms.

It took several moments of staring at empty space that he realised his mouth had been slightly open. He shut his mouth and shook his head, not wanting to be the last one left in the change room.

-

Everyone was going to be distributed between the two houses, the 'sibs' and Kiba's, and were to sleep over.

Since it was totally unethical to have girls and guys sharing the same beds, they were splitting into groups, the girls were just finishing their selections.

"So," Temari said, for the tenth time, "Hinata and Sakura and I are gonna share my bed, and Ino and TenTen get the double mattress on the floor…"

"And I get to be in the middle of all of it, right?" Neji joked.

Most of the guys laughed. TenTen simply said, "Hinata's your cousin, isn't she?"

Neji cut the incest jokes the others handed him for the next few minutes.

"Oh god…" Naruto started.

"I know what you're saying," Chouji agreed, "how do we decide? This is kinda gay…"

"Literally…" Shikamaru added.

"J- Just do it randomly," Hinata offered.

"Here, I'll do it," TenTen said, putting initials on paper and in a hat.

"So, the beds are two threes and two twos…" she started. Kiba suddenly pretended to grab Kankuro and they both made girly-sex sounds, which got a few laughs from the others.

"Heheh… but seriously! This is gay…" Kankuro said, grinning.

"Whatever, you're all gay, ok?" TenTen rolled her eyes. "Lets do the twos first… Shikamaru and Chouji… all good, aaaand… Kiba and Shino…"

"Looks like you're my bitch tonight, Shino…" Kiba grinned, jumping flamboyantly into Shino's lap.

"Oh… goodie…"

"Now the threes…" TenTen continued, irritated by the juvenile behaviour. "Neji, Lee and Kankuro. The rest of you are in the other bed!"

Naruto sat back and flicked a pen back and forth.

Who did that leave now?

"SHIT NO!" Naruto suddenly blurted out.

"Hahahaha!!" Kiba started. Of course Kiba would laugh, the jerk. How would he feel if he got stuck with the two most psychotic bastards of the group?

"Shut up! Naruto!" TenTen didn't want to have to deal with it, "Decisions made."

"Whatever," Naruto said, secretly praying that an additional, separate bed would be discovered before bed time struck.

-

Too bad.

Naruto felt like whimpering and hiding. All evening, both Sasuke and Gaara had been giving him either devious or deadly stares. Naruto felt like he was going to get assaulted, and hard.

How do you bring that up, though… honestly?

Hey guys, I think Sasuke and Gaara are plotting to rape me tonight… wanna swap beds?

Nope, he was just as man as either of them, he could tell either of them to stop being so gay and let him alone.

He looked into the room, it was Gaara's. He had the feeling not many people visited this room.

It was immaculate, but there wasn't much to mess it up. The walls were a dark gold-red mixture, the carpet black. His pyjamas matched the floor, and his bed sheets were crimson-red. Naruto felt like he was in a torture chamber. What a freak.

Gaara was sitting on the bed, waiting. At least he wasn't alone with one or the other, he thought. Sasuke was a few steps behind him, getting caught up in the 'goodnights' and 'sweet-dreams' of the girls.

The red-haired menace lowered his eyes and stared at Naruto from under his fringe. He stood up gently, and just as Sasuke turned out of the empty hallway into the bathroom he made a fluid movement, shutting the door. Naruto suddenly felt claustrophobic.

"Gaara, open the door," Naruto said, voice a little weaker than he would have liked.

"You're mine, Uzumaki."

Gaara suddenly attacked him. He felt sharp teeth grazing over his neck, resting on his collar bone and biting.

"…Ah!" Naruto said, again giving into his hormones and letting Gaara pin him to the bed. He could feel warm liquid beneath Gaara's mouth. He was bleeding. Gaara lapped at his new wound.

He felt a hand slide fast between his thighs, massaging his half-hard self.

Naruto jumped at the contact.

"No… Gaara….!!" Naruto breathed out. Naruto's body wanted it, Naruto's mind wanted it. This was getting out of control. Naruto didn't want this.

"Please, Gaara…" Naruto pleaded again. He forced himself to his senses and tried to push Gaara off of him. He felt the hand on his wrist tighten. Gaara undid the top button of his pyjamas with his teeth and tongue quickly, moving down to the next.

Naruto was feeling helpless, this couldn't happen!

"Please! Gaara! I don't want this!" Naruto whimpered, squinting at the red tousle of hair bobbing closer and closer to its destination.

All of a sudden, Gaara was thrust up and at a wall, a heavy punch hitting him straight across the face.

"You SICK BASTARD" Sasuke was nearly screaming at him.

Gaara was hissing at him. Naruto felt scared at what was going to happen next, he ran out of the room and down the hallway, heartbeat pounding in his ears. He scrambled for the front door and thudded heavily towards next door.

He burst into Kiba's, running up the stairs as quietly as he was capable, and stopped outside Kiba's room.

He let himself catch his breath outside the door. What was he doing, anyway?

"… haahrnnn.." a soft moan drifted out of the room.

Naruto's eyes shot open, momentarily forgetting his own problems and only acting out of shock and curiosity.

"..hahhhn!" another moan, this time louder.

Naruto peeked past the slightly open door.

Both boys were facing away from the hallway, so Naruto felt obliged to open it a crack further.

Both boys were in their boxers. Kiba was sitting behind Shino, and both his hands were busy doing… something around the front of Shino's waist. Kiba was sucking and biting at Shino's neck ferociously, and Shino was responding with the moans Naruto had heard. Hands were wrapped thoroughly through Kiba's wild hair, and the fingers were tightening with each thrust Kiba was administering with his hands. Kiba himself was rocking into Shino's back, enjoying the movements.

"…Ah… Kiba!!..." Shino said, pants getting louder.

"It wasn't fair…" Kiba whispered into his neck, "… watching you all day in nothing but swimmers…" his hands started moving faster.

"..Uhaahhnnnnn!! Kiba..!!" Shino said, almost pulling out Kiba's hair, clenching his fists so the knuckles turned white, buckling his legs and curling his toes, head rolling backwards. Kiba had Shino in a total and complete submission.

"…told you you're my bitch tonight," he grinned, capturing Shino's mouth in a kiss.