Summary: Squall finds himself in a new dimension, one other also imported thing is, that he finds himself stock with three of the most different people, who's names are Cloud, Tidus and Zidane. Will those four ever survive? Or will they go crazy because of there differences? Based on Final fantasy Dissidia. Warning yaoi alert!

Disclaimer: I do not own Squall or other characters, Square enix owns them. although I wouldn't mind owning them ^^

Chapter 2: Fancy meeting you here

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"Well, look who's finally waking up" "Come on sleepyhead it's wakey wakey time" Squall opened his stormy eyes to look at the people who irritated him already.

What he saw were three Young man. One looked like he has been tanning too much and had sandy blond hair with blue eyes. Plus he had the weirdest clothing style ever, all that yellow was hurting his eyes.

The second one was also blond and had also blue eyes, only was a head shorter than the other man, and don't forget to mention what was slipping through his pants on his backside.

And finally the third person, Who also had blue eyes and blond hair. Seriously what up with that? Squall thought to himself. But it looked like his hair divide gravity and it also looked like a butt of a chocobo.

When Squall thought of the man's hair as a chocobo's butt, he couldn't help but smirk a little. What so funny? The man with the hair of a chocobo asked. Squall waked up from his own dream world again. Uhh nothing special.. Squall answers.

Anyway who are you people and were am I? Squall asked.

Well i don't know where you are but I know the answer of your first question. The tanned boy spoke.

Wow so you do know something more than how to sit on someone's tail! The smaller boy said.

"Would you shut up! I'm trying to introduce myself!"

"Like anyone really wants to hear it!"

"Why you little!

" While Squall was already going to put his hand on his forehead as always, he was interrupted.

I'm Cloud, Well Cloud Strife actually. Chocobo butt said. I"m Squall Leonheart. Squall answers.

Well fancy meeting you here Squall. Cloud said seriously but with a friendly expression on his face.

Although to Squall this wasn't the best place to meet someone, considering that he was in a place that he wasn't familiar with and maybe miles away from home. He was glad at least someone had a little sense around here.

" Thanks a lot monkey boy, because of you their all buddy buddy now, while I should be the first who someone should buddy with! "

" Yeah right mister I'm so awesome!"

Squall and Cloud just shaked their heads.

When those two finally had stopped bickering,(just because Cloud and himself we're about to leave them behind.) Squall got to know them as Tidus and Zidane.

After Squall told about his experience with the black hole, The others told their stories as well. Apparently Cloud was delivering a package on his motorcycle and also came in touch with the dark hole. Zidane had just argued with a girl called Garnet, So after telling us how beautiful she was, but also how irritating she could be. He finally told that he was also pulled into the hole. Tidus said that he just saved the world and faded away.

So let me get this straight? We all came through a black hole? Well except mister hero of course. Zidane spoke. Tidus just glared.

And we landed on our butts in this place? Zidane asked.

Seems like it. Cloud answers. But what are we suppose to do now?! Zidane asked worrying. I don't know kid. Cloud said without a clear expression on his handsome face.

What?! You are not being very helpful! Tidus said irritated.

Look you two if we find some people here, we could ask them we're we are and then we'll figure out what to do. And how we can find a way back to our worlds, agreed? Squall said looking at the two distressed blonds.

Agreed. They both said.

Good, now stop worrying. It's not going to help you. Do you agree so too Cloud? Squall asked.

Yeah sure. Cloud answers as he saw Squall walking past him with Cloud's fellow blonds and wondered why he couldn't said those things to Tidus and Zidane.

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After a while of walking through the deep forest and chatting about their lives before all of this happened, they found a cottage.

Wow talking about lucky! Now we can sleep and eat and drink and and…. Tidus talked and wasn't intended to stop anytime soon. I know right? And we can hit on some beautiful ladies! Said Zidane with a smirk on his face when he joined Tidus with fantasizing.

Wait weren't you in a relationship with that Garnet girl? Tidus asked Zidane. My friend you've got a lot to learn about what you can do in a relationship and what you can't do. Zidane said while he tried to put his arm around Tidus his shoulders but failed because of his length.

Those two are the weirdest guys I ever met, and that's hard cause I've seen lots of weird people. Cloud said while he thought of Sephiroth, Okay maybe not. He added. At least there not fighting now. Squall added.

Yeah I guess you're right. Cloud said to Squall with a smile that you almost couldn't see, but a smile is a smile.

Though it's weird.. Squall said.

What's weird? Cloud asked.

Why would there be a cottage in the middle of nowhere? Squall wondered.

Maybe this person likes peace and quiet? Besides you worry too much, mister responsible. Cloud said laughing while he walk towards the cottage. And left Squall with a little blush on his face.

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"Hello can I help you?"

Yes can you tell us where we are? Cloud asked a young woman who was working on a garden.

Where you are? Don't you know? The young woman asked.

We wouldn't be asking if we knew, geez some people. Squall thought to himself. The young woman looked at him, almost like she knew something.

Well no my lovely princess, we are very lost and we are hungry and tired. Do you have a place where we can stay for the night beautiful angel? Zidane said charming to the young woman.

Squall thought he was going to throw up, While Tidus was concentrating and looked at Zidane like he was his teacher.

Well of course! The woman said laughing. She found it quite amusing what the little blond was doing. Well you're in Denia, it's one of the biggest and strongest countries of the world.

What is this worlds name? Cloud asked.

Taurine .The young woman added.

Taurine? Never heard of it. Squall said.

Anyway, What's your name love? Zidane asked

Evelyn, and aren't you a cutey pie! I'll go make your dinner while you can rest in the guest room upstairs. Evelyn said.

Thank you Evelyn, what a lovely name. And we're sure dinner will be delicious. Zidane said. Then Evelyn went to make her guest some dinner. Zidane turned around to Tidus and said. See how easy that was? Next time you'll try to impress her with dinner.

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Waiting for dinner, Zidane and Tidus we're looking at the mirror to practice their sexy look. While Cloud and Squall we're on their beds talking.

Seriously what are we going to do? We are on a planet we don't even know, we don't know how to get back and we're stuck with those two! Squall said frustrated.

Relax we'll find a way somehow, we just have to find out more. Tomorrow we'll leave and we'll search for a city and then.

Then what?! Like that going to help us. Squall was getting worried, how was he ever going to get back to balamb garden? Sure he first thought that he didn't belong there but know he would rather be pissed their then here.

Hey Squall, you really have to stop worrying. Remember what you said to those weirdos, because it won't help you right? Cloud said.

Cloud was right, he had said that. And anyone would be a fool when you go against your own advice. Yeah your right I guess, Thank you Cloud. Squall tried to give him a small smile but there wasn't much to be seen. But it was good enough for Cloud.

At least for now.

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End of the second chapter! Woot Woot! Cloud,Tidus and Zidane made their appearance  And Squall is trying to act like the responsible leader again. But almost has a breakdown. Cloud didn't get to help Tidus or Zidane but he sure calmed Squall down. You go Cloud.