A/N: Lol… well, something crazy and embarrassing happened to me today. I HATE YOU PEOPLE WHO LAUGHED WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY TRIPPED IN THE SIDEWALK! Yes, you were not laughing, but I could see the laughs in your stupid faces! WTF… I made a show there, and that time, there were many cars and it was traffic! WTF. T.T

Chapter 6

Protective

"My, my, what do we have here?" Orochimaru said, clapping his hands. "I knew you would come, my cutie blonde." He stopped walking once he was close enough to Sasori and Deidara.

"You damn ugly snake! I will make your head explode, un!" Deidara slid his hands inside the big bags of clay. He molded it into small clay birds and threw it against Orochimaru.

"Kats!"

Bang!

A loud noise came from the bid room. This noisy explosion gave very thick smoke. Deidara was focusing at the dark smoke, seeing if he had made a successful attack. The smoke almost faded, but there was no figure that appeared. "He is dead, Sasori-danna. I told you my art is a—

Deidara's words were cut when he heard a mysterious laugh within the smoke. "What a lame attack."

"You're alive?!" Deidara sneered. "I know this will be an interesting fight. Honestly, my attack earlier was just to test how attentive you are, un."

"Brat! You really are stupid, aren't you?" Sasori snorted for he was trying his best to force Deidara not to start a battle. "If you want to die, Deidara, let me kill you myself, but not that man!"

Orochimaru looked at Sasori, "Sasori-san, why are you so overacting when the blonde's there?" He teased and then faced Deidara, "Blonde, what would you do if, for example, you danna has secret feelings for you?"

"You don't care, un." Deidara retorted. "But…"

Sasori glared at Orochimaru, "If your mouth slips, you know what will happen."

Deidara looked confused, "What are you guys talking about? Sasoi-danna, tell me what is it, un."

Orochimaru smiled, "You really want to know, Deidara?" He made his last glimpse to Sasori, who was making glares that are trying to communicate. But, he refused to obey, "Just answer my question first, and then I'll tell you."

The Iwas ninja contemplated, "I know it is very impossible for Sasori-danna to like a stupid idiot like me, so it's unpredictable now, un."

"I think you have a special connection. I can see it in Sasori's eyes."

Deidara looked at Sasori. "Danna?"

"Do not listen to him, Deidara."

"But…"

"If you believe in your Danna, obey him."

"Hai."

Deidara started to fume. He attacked Orochimaru without planning what his moves will be. Usually, he plans before he moves, but these days, he was different. He wanted to show Sasori how strong he is. How much he cared.

Sasori was watching the two ninjas battle in front of him. "Stupid brat, I told you not to fight."

After a few hours, Deidara was obviously out of chakra. He was exhausted, and his clay was almost consumed. Sasori kept on pulling his arms to free himself. Suddenly, he thought of something; he broke his wrists and let it fall on the ground. After he escaped, he picked up his hands and reattached them to his arms.

Sasori fought Orochimaru and also had a hard time battling his former partner. However, he used almost all of his puppets so he was able to injure him terribly.

Orochimaru was lying on the floor when Sasori walked toward him. Deidara was resting his back against a broken pillar, eyes half closed.

As Sasori leaned and put his mouth near Orochimaru's ear, his broken joints were making squeaking sounds.

He whispered softly but Orochimaru could hear every single word very clearly.

"Do not ever mess up with Deidara again or else, you will have to face my stupid ass."

On their way going outside the hideout, Sasori and Deidara noticed there was no one inside. "They left their master because they were scaredy cats, un." Deidara smirked. "They should learn that they shouldn't leave their master even in the most difficult times, un."

Sasori stared at Deidara's back through Hiruko's eyes. If you were in the same place, will you ever leave me?

"Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi shouted, making a silly victory dance. "Tobi wants to be a medic so that he could heal Deidara-sempai and friends," He said while pulling out the brain from the head of the person he was dissecting. "Tobi also wants to be like Sasori-san."

"Why?" Kisame asked.

"Tobi wants to be like Sasori-san because he is cool. And, Tobi loves dissecting! Tobi loves dissecting!" He shouted repeatedly, like a little boy who had gotten a lollipop.

"When Sasori-san arrives and sees this terrible mess, Tobi will surely die." Zetsu said, feeling happy of the phrase, "Tobi will surely die", and at the same time, feeling so sorry.

"What if Sasori-san sees us?" Kisame asked again, watching the very busy Tobi.

All of the Akatsuki members were there inside Sasori's dissecting room. It was locked before Sasori had left the hideout, but how come these members were able to get inside?

"That fucking Tobi went inside first. I saw it…Cross my heart…Even if I die." Hidan blamed.

"We need to straighten this mess before Sasori-san arrives or else we are all dead." stated Kakuzu, counting bills in his hands.

"Tobi wants to know who got inside first." Tobi said as he recalled how detectives usually solve crimes. "Tobi wants to be a detective someday!"

"What the heck are you, Tobi?! Don't you see? We are in danger!" Kisame explained to the innocent Tobi.

Zetsu tried to help Tobi, "Usually, suspects are the ones who just look at what is happening and just being silent."

Tobi walked to Konan, Pain, and Kakuzu. They all said no. His last target was the calm Uchiha, who was standing in the corner since he entered the room. "Tobi declares Uchiha Itachi is the prime suspect!"

"Hn."

"Is it you, Itachi-kun?" Kisame asked.

"No."

"Liar!" shouted Tobi.

"Shut your mouth or I'll kill you in a second." Itachi warned, activating his mangekyou sharingan.

"Stop, Itachi." Pain ordered. "There will be no good effect killing Tobi. All we need to do is to clean this room and put the things back to place. Sasori will notice it quickly if there is something different."

The others sighed, "Hai!"

"I have to go for some other more important things so I'll leave that job to all of you." Pain stated while he disappeared in the thick clouds.

"Leader-sama is so unfair!" complained Kisame. "He always say he has some work to do just to avoid from all these cleaning work."

"Don't worry, Kisame-san. Tobi the good boy will be your lawyer!"

Deidara and Sasori were walking in the woods. It was indeed a difficult fight for them. Deidara was not feeling well and but his internal mechanisms had a little damage. He lost his chakra and he did not think he could make it to their hideout.

"Sasori-danna, I think we have to rest for a while here in the woods, un." Deidara sat on the ground. "I couldn't walk anymore and I think it's going to rain, un."

Sasori was standing beside the tired Deidara. "I told you it was difficult to battle with Orochimaru. Look at yourself…"

Deidara smirked, "Difficult? Nah! He was a lame enemy, un."

"You don't care what others feel for you, dumbass. You don't mind when others care about you." Sasori retorted.

"Who cares, un?"

"I care."

Deidara's eyes widened when he heard his Danna's words. They were like melodies in his ears. "Say it again, Danna. I didn't hear, un."

"Shut up. I already said it, Brat." Sasori replied, blushing.

The sky suddenly shed tears. Sasori was dry, for he was inside Hiruko; Deidara was completely wet and chilling.

"Brat," Sasori stared at Deidara, "Didn't you tell me before you wanted to get inside Hiruko?"

"Yes, danna." Deidara replied as he curled his body in the coldness. "Hey, are you just going to stand there and watch me, un?"

"I am waiting for you to get inside this puppet. If you don't move, I will leave you here."

"Really? I can get inside that doll, un?"

Sasori was again, frustrated because of the word "doll". He was about to scold but when he saw Deidara's happy face he chose not to continue it. "The rain will not stop for you." he said seriously as he opened the big mask on Hiruko's back. Deidara entered the very small room and found Sasori inside.

"Stay here with me, Brat."

A/N: UURRGH! I thought it was corny when they battled with Orochimaru because that part was told very fast! But nonetheless, I'm sure it was sweet during the last part! . OMG! Sasori is so sweet but too shy.

"Do not ever mess up with Deidara again or else, you will have to face my stupid ass."

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