Story: What the heck IS this place?!

Rating: M

Summary: Pein, the leader notices that the Akatsuki is losing business, so, he decides to take them all on a vacation. But, what happens when the end up in the world of pokemon? Naruto/Pokemon cross over. Random Akatsukis pared with other Akatsukis. Yaoi, Straight.

Warning: This is a lot of randomness. Really. Also, there may be a lot of swears with Hidan later on.

Disclaimer: I own neither Pokemon, or the Akatsuki. Or anything else for that matter. I'm not that special.

ZetHida Adventure 1 Part 1

Hidan's eyes opened and he looked around. He had no idea where in the world he was, or even who was with him at the moment. Leader, Pein, had sent him here, but, where was here? Hidan let out a small sigh and lifted himself up off the ground. No one. Not a sound was heard. Hidan gulped, thinking he was alone, and probably would be for a while.

"Oh, so you're up now?" A person asked. Hidan whipped around, wondering who in the world it was. A tall man, with pale skin; which was almost white, and green hair stared at him for a moment. Hidan noted that this man had some of the most beautiful yellow eyes he had ever seen.

It actually kinda reminded him of someone he knew….

Hidan squinted. "Zetsu? Is that you?" Hidan asked, as he started to walk towards the green haired male. Zetsu nodded. "Yeah, it's us." Zetsu replied. He walked over to Hidan so they met half way.

Zetsu stared at him for a moment, then sighed. "This world... I'm human now for some reason..." Zetsu said. He moved his hand up and stared at it for a moment. It was probably odd for him, since he was used to being a freak, and now he was good-looking.

Zetsu sighed and closed his eyes for a moment, trying to sense his own chakra. "No more... We don't have our chakra anymore...What type of a world is this?" Zetsu asked himself, sadly there was no other half of his to reply.

"How the hell should i know?" Hidan asked. Zetsu glared at him for a moment. "Jackass" Zetsu said. Hidan's eyes narrowed. "Oh so now i'm the jackass?" Hidan asked. Zetsu glared at him some more. "You have alwaysbeen the jackass, Hidan." Zetsu growled.

The bushes close to them started to move and they both jumped backwards, as they landed, their feet got intangled, making them both fall over. Hidan swore out loud as he fell, and Zetsu braced himself for the fall.

It really wasn't that bad off a fall. Zetsu managed not to get hurt, but Hidan hit his head on a rock. Hidan swore yet again and tryed to get up, only managing to fall back onto Zetsu. Zetsu managed to get Hidan off him and get up. Then he turned his head to the bushes and saw one of the things that will probably be burned into his head for the rest of his life. It was a pink, round thing. It's eyes were huge, and the color of the sky. Zetsu blinked.

The round thing moved a little microphone near it's mouth. Then it started to sing:

"Jigglypuff jiggly jigglypuff jiggly..."

It stopped singing as soon as it realized that both Hidan, and Zetsu were now sleeping on the ground. It's cheeks puffed up and it pulled the microphone part off and reviled a marker. It then walked towards the two unconscious men...

Zetsu opened his eyes and stared at Hidan. Marker was all over the albino man's face. He started to laugh. He got up and walked over to a rock and sat down on it and stared at Hidan. He was snickering. He found this very funny.

Hidan opened his eyes and jumped up. He looked over at Zetsu, who had marker all over his face. Well, not all over. He had whiskers drawn on, his nose was black, and his eyes were outlived in black as well. It looked very funny.

Hidan started to laugh, then he realised that Zetsu was laughing at something as well. Hidan narrowed his eys and went over to the nearest body of water and looked down at his reflection. Great. He had marker on his face as well. Hidan turned his head and stared at Zetsu. "You have marker on you're face as well Dipshit." Hidan said.

Zetsu went silent. He didn't realise that he would have gotten marker on his face as well. Zetsu sighed. "What the hell was that thing, anyway?" Zetsu asked. Hidan shrugged. "Stop asking me questions you know i can't answer!" Hidan yelled.

Zetsu rolled his eyes and walked over to the small stream Hidan was sitting by. He brung up the water and started to wipe his face with it, soon, Hidan was doing the same. The two spent two hours trying to get the marker off their faces, but still most of it stayed on.

Zetsu still had the cat whiskers, and Hidan had a very long line going down the middle of his face, he also had a big black nose as well. Hidan stared at his refection and sighed. He scratched his nose and stood up. He looked around. Zetsu looked up. "What are you looking for?" Zetsu asked. Hidan looked around again.

"I'm looking for that thing..." Hidan said. Zetsu let out a sigh and stood up. He looked around. "I don't think we'll see that thing again..." Zetsu said. Hidan nodded. They made their way over to the forest and started on their way through. Many bugs were in there... bugs that looked... odd for some reason. They ignored it though and continued on thier way. Soon they were out of the forest. A village, or more likely, a town, was not that far. Hidan let out a slightly sigh of relief and smiled. Zetsu stopped suddenly. "This is odd. I don't like this place on bit." Zetsu said.

Hidan sighed and nodded. "Yeah. It's a little weird." Hidan said. He started to make his way over to the tiwn. Zetsu rolled his eyes and made his way to the town as well. Soon, they were running, neither knew why, but for some reason they felt... like they had to get out of the open. They couldn't explain it.

Soon, they got to the gates of the town. The guards who were there stared at the two for a moment. "Where's your pokemon?" One of them asked. Hidan's eyes widened. "Our wha?" Hidan asked. The two guards exchanged a glance, then let them in.

Hidan and Zetsu looked around. "What the heck is this place anyways?" Hidan asked. Zetsu shrugged. A lady who had over heard walked over to them. "This is pallet town." The woman said, she smiled, then walked out of the street. Hidan's eyes brow rose. "What a stupid name." Hidan said. Zetsu nodded in agreement. The two made their way down the street.

A large building was at the very end. Large gates surrounded it. Hidan blinked. "This is kinda odd." Hidan said. Zetsu sighed. "Isn't everything here?" Zetsu asked. Hidan nodded. The two made thier way to the gates and stared in. This place was odd. It looked like a lab. But, they weren't quiet sure.

"May i help you two?" A grey haired man in a lab coat asked.

Note from StitchedRevolution: Well, here's the ZetHida adventure part 1!! Hope you all like it! :D

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