Story: What the heck IS this place?!

Rating: M

Summary: Pein, the leader notices that the Akatsuki is losing business, so, he decides to take them all on a vacation. But, what happens when the end up in the world of pokemon? Naruto/Pokemon cross over. Random Akatsukis pared with other Akatsukis. Yaoi, Straight.

Warning: This is a lot of randomness. Really. Also, there may be a lot of swears with Hidan later on.

Disclaimer: I own neither Pokemon, or the Akatsuki. Or anything else for that matter. I'm not that special.

KakuDei Adventure 1 Part 1

Kakuzu's eye slowly opened. The beams of light came down from small holes from the trees that were above him. He stared up for a moment. Something was tickling him, but he didn't have enough strength to move over and look, he was so weak right now. He managed to move his head to the side.

There, sitting on the tree staring at him, was Deidara.

Deidara smiled at him. "Hey, un. Finally awake i see, any later and i was going to have to wake you up, un." Deidara said. Kakuzu nodded. Kakuzu stared at him for a moment. "I can't move." Kakuzu mumbled. Deidara's smiled turned into a frown. "I see that, un." Deidara said. He got off the tree and walked over to Kakuzu. He just stared down at him for a moment. "You're covered in some sort of sticky web, un." Deidara mumbled.

Kakuzu stared at him for a moment. "Well, can you get me out of it?" Kakuzu asked.

Deidara laughed. "You want me to touch this stuff, un? I HAVE MOUTHS ON MY HANDS!" Deidara yelled as he shoved his hands in Kakuzu's face.

Kakuzu stared for a moment. His eyes widened. "No. No you don't." Kakuzu said, hardly even believing himself. Deidara stared at him for a moment, then moved his hands over so that he could see them. His eyes widened. "My hand-mouths are gone!" Deidara cried in horror. Tears started to stream down his face. He slammed his head down on Kakuzu's neck, almost making the miser choke.

"My hands!" Deidara yelled in disbelif again.

Kakuzu couldn't do much at the moment, but in the direction that he was looking a little bug came out of the bush. He stared at it for a moment, It stared back. It's eyes were big and yellow, it had a little pink thing on it's head; Kakuzu wasn't sure what it was, and it's body was green. It looked like a caterpillar. It slowly came closer, and closer. Until it was right in front of Kakuzu's face.

Deidara moved his head up and stared at the bug for a moment. His mouth opened and he screamed. The bug stared at him for a moment, then jumped at Kakuzu. It started to nuzzle it's head against the web, and soon the web was gone.

Kakuzu got up. He wiped off some dirt. Deidara stared at him, wide eyed, still not used to the fact that his hands had no mouths. The caterpillar stared up at Kakuzu for a moment. Kakuzu smiled and leaned down. He picked it up. The caterpillar nuzzled it's head against Kakuzu's hands.

"I'll name you Mitsuki, because you're eyes look like full moons." Kakuzu said.

Deidara looked at him for a moment. Then he looked at the bug. "You're keeping it un?" Deidara asked. Kakuzu nodded and put Mitsuki on his shoulder. He walked over to Deidara and grabbed his hand. Deidara shrieked for a moment, then stopped. Kakuzu started to lead Deidara.

Kakuzu had no idea where he was, or where the next town was going to be. Kakuzu looked around. Deidara stared down at the ground, and Mitsuki kept nuzzling it's head against Kakuzu's neck. Deidara kept silent.

Kakuzu stopped and turned around, letting go of Deidara's hand. Deidara looked up and stared at Kakuzu for a moment. Deidara opened his mouth to say something, then he closed it. Kakuzu's eyes soften. He wrapped his arms around Deidara, and brung him closer to him. Deidara stayed there for a moment, then he started to sob again, and tears fell down from his face.

"Shh..." Kakuzu comforted. Deidara kept crying.

Then, suddenly, someone walked out of the bushes. The person smiled, "Well, looks like i've found a trainer to battle." The person mumbled. The person glared at Kakuzu. "I'm Gary, nice to meet you." Gary said.

StitchedScythe: Well, I am so sorry that this chapter is so short!!!!!!!!!! My mom is making me get off the computer, and i really wanted to make sure that you guys had another chapter to read. It's only like 700 words, which is really short. I swear the next chapters will be longer!!!

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