Story: What the heck IS this place?!

Rating: M

Summary: Pein, the leader notices that the Akatsuki is losing business, so, he decides to take them all on a vacation. But, what happens when the end up in the world of pokemon? Naruto/Pokemon cross over. Random Akatsukis pared with other Akatsukis. Yaoi, Straight.

Warning: This is a lot of randomness. Really. Also, there may be a lot of swears with Hidan later on.

Disclaimer: I own neither Pokemon, or the Akatsuki. Or anything else for that matter. I'm not that special.

KisaTobi Adventure 1 Part 1

Tobi's eyes opened. He felt like he was moving for some reason. His slowly opened his eyes and looked around. He was moving. Well, he was being carried. He looked up. It was hard to see for a moment, because the sun was very bright at the moment. Tobi waited for a moment, then he could finally see.

He was being carried by a man. He seemed very tall, his skin was pale, and his hair was bright blue, his eyes were a dull yellow. Tobi turned his head to the side. "Who are you?" Tobi asked. The man looked down and smiled. "Hard to tell isn't it? It's Kisame!" Kisame said happily. Kisame now looked like everyone else, not like a freak, so he was very happy. Tobi smiled and turned his head back to normal. "That's good!" Tobi said happily. Kisame smiled. "You know that you look different too right??" Kisame asked.

Tobi looked at him for a moment, then turned his head to the side. "Really? How can you tell? Tobi's wearing his mask." Tobi said. Kisame looked down at him for a moment, and gave him a small little smile. "You don't have a mask on Tobi. It's gone." Kisame said. Tobi stared up at him. "Where did it go?" Tobi asked, looking a little concerned.

Kisame shrugged, "How am i supposed to know?" Kisame asked.

Tobi turned his head to the side. He smiled. "Yeah..." Tobi trailed off. He looked over to the side and his eyes widened. He jumped out of Kisame's arms and made his way over to a bush. Kisame stopped and stared into the direction Tobi had went. "Going to the bathroom?" Kisame asked himself. He walked a little closer to the bush. He didn't think that Tobi was actually going to the bathroom, probably because Tobi couldn't even unzip his own pants.

Kisame tilted his head to the side. "Tobi?" Kisame asked. He waited for a response. There was none. Kisame started to worry. He closed his eyes and let out a sigh. He walked into the bush and started to look for Tobi. He managed to spot him over near a tree. He was staring straight up at something.

Kisame rolled his eyes and walked over. He stared at Tobi for a moment. But Tobi didn't move. Kisame tilted his head to the side and looked up. His eyes widened.

There in the tree was a purple rat. yes. PURPLE!!!!!

Kisame's mouth opened. He stared at it for a moment, then Tobi turned to him. "It's pretty. Tobi wants it. Can Kisame-San get it for Tobi?" Tobi asked sweetly. Kisame let out a sigh and nodded. He started to climb up the tree. He managed to get right behind the rat before it noticed the rather large man.

It's red eyes widened as it was grabbed by Kisame. It started to bite and scratch at his hands, but Kisame didn't let go. Kisame stared down at it, then looked down at Tobi. Tobi smiled up at Kisame, and Kisame smiled back. The little rat stopped struggling and stared up at Kisame. Kisame smiled down at it and pet it's head.

The rat's eyes softened and it leaned into Kisame's hand. Kisame smiled down at it. He let go of it and it crawled over onto his shoulder and jumped onto Kisame's head. Tobi watched as Kisame climbed down and walked over to him. Tobi smiled. Kisame picked up the rat off his head and let Tobi pet it, then when Tobi was finished petting it Kisame put it back on his head. "I think i'll keep it." Kisame said. Tobi smiled and nodded. "Yay!" He said happily.

Kisame smiled and nodded. "So, what should we call it?" Kisame asked. Tobi stared at the rat. He smiled. "Tobi wants to call it Itachi!" Tobi yelled. Kisame stared at him for a moment. "Why?" Kisame asked. Tobi stared at it for a moment. "Because it looks like Itachi-San! It has it's eyes!" Tobi said. Kisame stared at him for a moment, then nodded. "Yeah. Okay, Itachi it is then." Kisame said.

Tobi smiled. "Welcome to our family Itachi!" Tobi said happily. Kisame rolled his eyes. Tobi reached up and pet Itachi. "Mommy and Daddy will take care of you!" Tobi said. Kisame blinked then turned his attention to Tobi. "Who?" He asked. Tobi looked up at him.

"Mommy and Daddy." Tobi said.

"And who would that be?" Kisame asked.

Tobi pointed at himself. "Mommy," Then he pointed over at Kisame, "And Daddy." Tobi stated.

StitchedScythe: Well! Hope you like this chapter. Yeah yeah i know it's short again. It's not my fault. I'll make the chapters longer some time. I just don't feel like it right now. Yeah..... That's about it my friends! Oh wait. Please tell me if you like this story or not. Because I'm not sure if you want me to keep updating this story. Well, please tell me, It'll really help!!!!

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