Story: What the heck IS this place?!

Rating: M

Summary: Pein, the leader notices that the Akatsuki is losing business, so, he decides to take them all on a vacation. But, what happens when the end up in the world of pokemon? Naruto/Pokemon cross over. Random Akatsukis pared with other Akatsukis. Yaoi, Straight.

Warning: This is a lot of randomness. Really. Also, there may be a lot of swears with Hidan later on.

Disclaimer: I own neither Pokemon, or the Akatsuki. Or anything else for that matter. I'm not that special.

KoSaso Adventure 1 Part 1

Sasori had opened his eyes and looked around. Bright blue hair was the first thing he saw. He blinked. He opened his eyes a little wider, trying to see the thing that was in front of him. It was Konan, he noticed that quickly when he saw the white paper rose in her hair.

He blinked and leaned forward.

"Konan." He mumbled. His eyes were half lidded, and he could hardly feel most parts of his body.

He watched as Konan opened her eyes and look up at him.

Konan stared at him for a moment, Sasori's eyes twitched. "Wha?" She asked. Her hands went under her body and she lifted herself up off the ground. She crossed her legs and looked at him for a moment.

She turned her head and looked around frantically. "Where are we anyway?" Konan asked. Sasori smiled. He turned his head and looked at the large mountain they were on. He closed his eyes and let out a sigh. "You know, i gave no idea Konan." Sasori said.

Konan let out a little sigh, and turned her head. Sasori let out another sigh and got up. He brushed some of the dirt that was on his shirt off.

Konan let out another sigh and ran a hand through her hair. She turned her head.

They were on a mountian, on the side of a cliff. Straight down was the only way to go at the moment. There was no way they could go any higher, since the rocks were smooth all the way to the top from where they were.

Konan blinked and turned towards Sasori. "What... are we going to do?" Konan asked. Sasori turned and looked at her. He opened his mouth, then closed it. He raised his hand up and looked at it. "I feel funny. Like.... soft...." Sasori said. Konan walked over to him and grabbed his hand.

It was skin.

Not wood, like a normal puppet, he had skin, like a human.

Sasori blinked. Then he let out a scream. Konan rolled her eyes and grabbed him before he ran off the side of the mountain. "Dolt! Think about what you're doing!" Konan hissed.

Sasori stopped screaming and sat down on the ground. He rubbed his temples and let out a sigh. " Sorry...." Sasori mumbled. He looked to the side and let out a sigh. "Great. I'm human again. This sucks." Sasori said. He looked up at Konan and smiled.

"We'll go down the mountain. Looks like there's a little trail right below us. It's only a ten foot drop, even if we do fall from this little ledge, it wouldn't hurt, since another ledge is right below us." Sasori mumbled, trying to think about what to do.

Konan rolled her eyes and walked over to the edge of the cliff. She looked down and leaned down a little bit. She looked down. Sasori was right, there was a little cliff right below them. Konan leaned forward and put her foot over the edge. She jumped down and landed on the little cliff.

"Konan?" She heard sasori say. She watched as sasori's head popped out from the edge of the cliff. He blinked. "That's not okay! You went without me!!" Sasori yelled. He jumped off the cliff and landed right beside Konan, he wavered a little bit and fell on one side.

Konan rolled her eyes and leaned down. She helped him up and turned. She looked down the side of the mountain. "We still have a long ways to go." Sasori mumbled. Konan nodded.

Sasori turned his head and looked over at Konan.

He smiled.

"Hey Konan." Sasori mumbled.

Konan turned and looked at him. A slight blush covered his face. She raised a eye brow.

"Yes?" She asked.

"Well, I just wanted to say that i've always kinda..." sasori mumbled.

Before he could finish what he was saying a loud booming noise sounded off right behind them.

Konan and Sasori turned quickly.

"What are kids doing out here?" A man asked, his hair falling gently around his face.

The girl beside that man smiled.

"I don't know..." The girl mumbled.

A cat walked out from the middle of the two.

"Well the better not mess with team rocket!!!" The cat mumbled.

StitchedRevolution: Hello!!! Sorry i haven't updated in a long time~~!! My dad bought a new computer and it's hard to type on it! But i managed to type this up!

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