Story: What the heck IS this place?!

Rating: M

Summary: Pein, the leader notices that the Akatsuki is losing business, so, he decides to take them all on a vacation. But, what happens when the end up in the world of pokemon? Naruto/Pokemon cross over. Random Akatsukis pared with other Akatsukis. Yaoi, Straight.

Warning: This is a lot of randomness. Really. Also, there may be a lot of swears with Hidan later on.

Disclaimer: I own neither Pokemon, or the Akatsuki. Or anything else for that matter. I'm not that special.

PeinIta Adventure 1 Part 1

Pein's eye opened. He was leaned up against a boulder. He had no idea what was going on, really he didn't have much of a idea where exactly they were going to go, after all, they were supposed to hold hands, and he knew they didn't, so they might have ended up in different worlds for all that Pein knew.

Pein let out a sigh, he turned his head to the side and blinked. He had thought that he had grabbed onto Konan, but he was wrong.

A pissed off Sharingan user glared at him. The Uchiha male was laying on the ground a couple feet away. He had been thrown onto the ground. At least that's what it looked like, after all, Itachi's leg was half up a tree (attached to his body still, of course), His torso and head were on the ground, and his other leg was dangling.

Itachi coughed and rolled over. All his body parts fell onto the ground. Pein winced. He got that odd feeling that he was in trouble. The Uchiha man got up and wiped dirt off himself and walked over to Pein.

"Come on, We have to find everyone else." Itachi mumbled.

Pein rolled his eyes and got up quickly. He opened his mouth to say something, but was cut off as Itachi spun around and walked away.

Pein let out a sigh and followed the man quickly. He had to admit, the Uchiha male was cute, but he wasn't very nice. Or talkative. But then again, thinking of Hidan, Pein didn't want Itachi to be talkative. It ruined good looks if you talked to much.

Itachi turned as he saw something out of the corner of his eye.

Pein continued to walk, not even noticing anything. After all, he was in his own little world. After a second, Pein hit Itachi's back. Itachi gave Pein a death glare, and Pein jumped backwards.

Pein's eyes narrowed.

Itachi was really annoying.

Itachi rolled his eyes lightly and stared at the bushes. After a moment, Itachi turned his head and started walking again. Pein started to follow him.

A minute later, Itachi sprung at the bush. There was a loud yell as he hit it. Then this weird Reddish-orange dinosaur thing came running out of the bush. Pein blinked in confusion and watched as Itachi walked out of the bush, and confused look on his face.

Pein stared at the monster for a moment. He snapped his fingers as he figured something out. "I know! Chakra doesn't work in this world!" Pein said, rather happy with himself.

Itachi frowned. After all, Jutsus where pretty much all he could do. And Taijutsu didn't seem to work either. Itachi turned his head and stared down at the little thing.

"What is it?" Itachi asked.

"That's a Charamander." Someone said. The two men turned to see a orange haired girl standing there. She looked at the Charamander for a moment, then to the two males. "So, who's is it?" She asked.

Pein shrugged.

"It's wild, i think." Pein stated.

The girl looked down at it. Then grabbed a ball out of her pocket. She walked over to Pein and handed it over to him. "Catch it then, since you don't seem to have a Pokemon of your own!" The girl said happily.

Pein nodded.

Itachi turned and gave Pein a strange look.

"Pokemon?" Itachi asked. The girl turned and looked at him. She nodded.

"Yeah, and it seems you don't know much about them do you?" She asked.

Itachi shook his head. Pein looked down at the ball. The girl turned and pointed at it. "It's called a Pokeball. You use it to catch Pokemon." The girl said.

Pein nodded. He turned and looked at the Charamander, who was currently staring at the group like they were idiots. Pein threw the Pokeball with all his force and hit the charamander right in the forehead. It bounced off and a red light came out of it. It took the Charamander in side and the little round button on it turned red for a moment. It shook for a moment, then the button went white and it stopped moving.

Pein blinked.

The girl stared at the Pokeball for a moment. "You hit it.... in the head.... not a good first impression...." She mumbled. She turned to him. "But you caught it anyways, so good job!" She said happily.

Itachi nodded, and walked over to the Pokeball. He picked it up and made his way over to Pein. He handed over the Pokeball and looked at the girl. "What are Pokemon?" Itachi asked.

The girl blinked. She smiled and reached into her pocket. She grabbed a red thing out of her pocket and handed it to Itachi. "Here! It's a Pokedex! You should be able to find out pretty much anything on that." The girl said.

Pein smiled. "Oh," He started, "What's your name, Miss?" He asked.

She blushed lightly.

"I'm Misty, nice to meet you." She stammered.

Pein smiled.

This was going pretty good so far.

Itachi stared down at the Pokedex and opened it.

"What are Pokemon?" He asked to the Pokedex. The light glowed red.

"Animals of a variety of sizes. Each have different powers, attitudes, looks, and much more. Most pokemon are used for battling, but some are put into contests for ribbons. You can catch many over a variety of areas." The Pokedex stated.

Misty blinked and smiled.

"See?" She asked, "And you can have that." She said pointing at the Pokedex.

Suddenly someone yelled Misty's name off in the distance. She turned and smiled at Pein and Itachi. "Well, i have to go. See you later!" She said.

Pein and Itachi nodded, then watched as the young hyper orange haired girl ran off into the distance.

Pein turned and smiled at Itachi. Itachi turned and looked at Pein. "The Charamander's name is Fred." Itachi mumbled. "What if it's a girl?" Pein protested. "I don't care. I don't think Fred cares either." Itachi mumbled. Pein rolled his eyes.

"Oh and Pein..."

"Yes?"

"This place is fucked up."

"I know, Itachi. I know."

StitchedRevolution: Well, i liked this chapter a lot. I hope you liked it too. I stayed up late just to get it out for you people! So, i have the first parts out know, so i can get the second parts out soon... I don't know when they'll get out though. I really like this story, and I'll try to update it more.

Sorry, I have some Finals coming up, so i don't know when i can update next.

Hope you enjoyed this chapter!!!

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