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Chapter 9

Randy and Lita exited the parking garage of the arena. Randy was driving while Lita was flicking through the channels deciding which radio station to listen too.

"Can you turn that off for a second? There's something I have to ask you."

"Sounds serious," Lita replied, switching off the radio as he'd requested.

"I was wondering if you still wanted to do the whole surrogacy thing for me and Jessie?" he said quietly.

"Of course, why wouldn't I?" the redhead asked.

"Well, it's just with everything that's going on with you and John right now and I know he's not too crazy about the whole idea."

"What does John have to do with anything? Sure he's one of my best friends but it's not like we're dating," she paused for a second, "He didn't tell you we were dating did he? Because if he did, he's so yanking your chain."

"No, he didn't. That's all I wanted to check up on. I know you know how much this means to me and Jess but I don't want you to think we're forcing you to do it," Randy explained.

They stopped at a red light. Lita took the opportunity to squeeze Randy's hand. "You're not forcing me to do anything. I offered, remember?"

He turned and smiled at her, "I know I was just making sure." He turned his attention back to the road as the light changed to green.

"So now that that's settled when do you want to get started on the whole getting me pregnant thing?"

"As soon as possible, if that's alright with you? I mean, if you want to take some time off before we start that's fine too," Randy added, not wanting to sound too pushy.

"No, it's fine. The sooner the better I say because we really don't know how long it will take," Lita admitted.

They pulled up at the hotel parking lot and it didn't take long for him to find a free space for his rental. "I'll call Jessie and get her to contact the clinic," Randy said, reaching for his cell phone.

"About that … Uh, I think it would be best if we tried on our own first," the redhead suggested.

Randy's eyes just about popped out of his head, "Excuse me? You think we should have sex?"

"No … that would be ew," she paused at the rejected look on his face, "Okay, ew was the wrong word. But you got to admit, us having sex? That's a huge no, no."

He made a face, "It wouldn't be that bad."

"Babe, it would be a disaster, plus you're married. I really can't see Jessie jumping for joy at the prospect of you and me having sex. I mean seriously, can you?"

"I didn't think of that," Randy conceded. "So if we're not going to have sex, how exactly am I supposed to get you pregnant?"

"I have a few ideas but I want to do some research first. Can you come over say, tomorrow evening?"

Randy nodded, "Sure … do you think I should bring Jess?"

Lita shrugged, "If Jess wants to come, sure why not. Adam's going to be there too."

Randy made a face again, "He is?"

"Yeah, I was talking to him earlier and since he's lost the belt tonight he was feeling kinda down so he's staying with me until Friday morning," she told him.

"Oh, shouldn't he be on the prowl for wife number three by now?"

The former diva scowled at him, "Randall Keith Orton that was not very nice … at all."

"I was joking …"

"Do I look like I'm laughing?" She glared at him.

"No," A beat, "Sorry."

"You will be. Just remember you and Adam will be teaming up soon against H and Shawn."

"So?"

"So be nice to him okay? He's my best friend and he's been through a lot."

Randy held his hands up in surrender, "I promise okay."

"Good, now let's get checked in," Lita said, preparing to get out of the car.

Thirty minutes later, Randy, Lita and Edge were sat at the hotel bar. Randy and Edge both had a beer while Lita had decided to stick to diet coke. Lita's phone beeped, indicating she said a text message. She glanced at the screen, "It's from John."

"Where is he?"

Lita pressed 'read message' and did just that, "He's not coming, something about getting laid with a hotel maid."

"Lucky bastard," Edge muttered.

Lita and Randy exchanged a look but said nothing.

The next morning, Jessica Orton was sat in her living room, the television was on but she wasn't watching it. She was waiting for the arrival of John Cena. She had absolutely no idea what he wanted but she couldn't wait to see him. There was a knock at the door, "Looks like its show time." She got up and walked towards the door, opening it slowly, "Hello John."

"Hello Jessica." He pushed passed her, not waiting to be invited in.

He made his way over to one of the couches and sat down, Jessica followed him and sat down right next to him, "So, what can I do for you?"

John glared at her, "First of all, you can tell me what's up with you agreeing to this stupid ass idea of letting Amy be your surrogate?"

She smiled, "I think it's a great idea. Who better to be our surrogate than Randy's best friend?"

"But she's not just Randy's best friend is she? She's also your sister."

Jessica Orton rolled her eyes, "You say that like I don't know it."

"Well I kinda figured you needed reminding seeing as you're agreeing to this," John pointed out. "And 'sides, Li doesn't even know and neither does Randy."

Jessica smiled, "And you wouldn't even know if you hadn't hired that private investigator. I still can't believe you did that."

John smirked at back her, "I had to do something. Sure I was trying to find a way to stop you from marrying Orton at the time."

She leaned forward, "I wish I could believe that."

He shook his head, "You better believe it."

"Are you gonna make me?"

John shrugged, "Maybe … in your dreams."

"Cocky bastard."

"It ain't being cocky when I could have you," he clicked his fingers, "just like that. That's if I wanted you, of course."

"Oh please, now who's the one dreaming? You're nothing special John Cena."

Suddenly John leaned forward, kissing her hard on the mouth and it wasn't more than two seconds later that she was kissing him back. Then as quickly as he had started kissing her, he stopped.

"What the hell was that for?" she demanded, her face now flushed.

"Just proving my point. I don't have to actually sleep with you to prove that because I don't do Orton's sloppy seconds."

"I think you should leave … now."

"I ain't going anywhere until you tell me how you're going to put a stop to this crazy ass idea?"

"What do you want me to do?"

"How about you tell the truth for once in your life?"

"I could do that but then I'd have to unburden myself fully and I may have to mention that you've known about the fact I'm Amy's sister for the past two and a half years and not said anything."

The front door opened and Randy walked in, Lita trailing in behind him, "Hey babe, are you here?" he called out.

"I'm in the living room, baby."

John made a face as he backed away from her.

Randy entered the living room, surprised to see John sitting on the couch, "John? What are you doing here?"

"Just stopped by to see you. I thought you would have been back here sooner," John lied.

After their conversation yesterday, Randy wasn't buying it for a second but for his wife's benefit he let it slide, "We would have been but our flight was delayed."

John nodded, "Hate it when that happens. Hey Li, you okay?"

"I'm fine, John. Why wouldn't I be?"

He smiled at her, "Just checking."

"Anyways, I'm going to head home," Lita turned her attention to Randy, "I'll see you later."

"Okay sure."

"I'll see you later too, Li," Jessica replied, smiling.

The redhead returned the smile, "I'm looking forward to it Jess."

"Erm, Li do you mind if I hang out with you for the rest of the day?" John asked.

"Of course not, you're always welcome. You know that."

"Thanks Li, you're a lifesaver." He stood up. "I'll catch you later, Orton."

Randy made a face, "I thought you wanted to see me?"

"And I've seen you. And now I'm feeling the need to spend some quality time with my other best friend." He winked at Lita. "Come babe, let's get out of here."

Lita laughed, "If I didn't know any better, I'd swear you'd been drinking. How did you get here, anyways?"

John's face turned serious, "It's called a taxi cab. You jump in them at the airport, pay the driver some money, and they take you where ever you want to go."

"Ha, ha, you're so funny. Somebody pass the scotch tape. I think my sides just split," Lita replied dryly.

John snickered, "I'm sorry Leets. I couldn't help it.

She took hold of his hand, "Do me a favour and try okay?"

"Do us all a favour," Randy muttered, trying to ignore the fact that Lita was now holding John's hand.

Jessica smiled at her husband, "I missed you, baby."

"I missed you too."

"And that really is our cue to leave," Lita stated.

"Yeah, just let me grab my stuff, it's over there," He pointed to the corner of the room.

"See ya later, Mister and Missus Orton."

"Bye Li," Jessica said.

"I'll call you later," the Legend Killer told her.

It wasn't long before John and Lita were back at her house, the redhead leading the way, "So what do you want to do?"

"Take a nap?"

"A nap?"

"Yeah, you and me … together."

"Okay."

John raised an eyebrow, "Okay?"

"Yes, John, okay."

He took hold of her hand, leading her towards her bedroom, "Just checking."

"Erm John. What's going on with you?"

"Nothing," John lied. "Let's take that nap."

The former diva didn't believe him for a second but said nothing. She would get to the bottom of John's strange behaviour after their nap.