Three Words, The Sequel

"Three More Words: Edward, Emmett, and Revenge"

Note: Sorry it took so long to put it on the site, guys! I've been busy and need to come up with more ideas! I hope you enjoy it!

So, Edward, extremely pissed off, to say, at his brothers' little prank, decided to play a little prank of his own. Just to teach the boys a lesson. And maybe for his own amusement.

After school that day, Emmett and Jasper raced home to avoid Edward's wrath, only Edward, being the fastest, beat them home. As the brothers entered their home as queitly as they could to avoid being caught by a furious vampire, Edward called from the kitchen.

"Hello, boys," he said joyfully.

Emmett and Jasper started, then ran out of the house. Edward followed them. They saw that he had an apron on and had a knife in his hand. "What's wrong, guys?" he asked.

"Listen, man, it was just a joke, calm down, I'm sorry," Emmett pleaded.

Jasper, wanting to seem innocent, declared,"It was his idea!" Emmett stared hard at him, but still kept an eye on the glint of the knife. Edward took a step forward, and the others took a step back and raised their hands, palms facing their brother.

"Hey, man, come on, no more pranks, promise," Emmett said, through the lump in his throat.

Edward smirked. "What are you guys so afraid of?" Then he seemed to notice the knife in his hand. "Oh, this little thing. I'm making dinner for Bella, she's coming over in a few hours. I need some help, any volunteers?"

Emmett and Jasper looked at each other, then lowered their hands and walked a few steps closer to Edward cautiously, as if he were a rabid wolf and they were humans, then ran around him into the house.

Edward chuckled and went inside.

When he left to go pick up his fiance, Emmett and Jasper came downstairs after being up in Carlisle's study for several hours.

"Em, he's gotta be planning something," Jasper said worriedly.

"I know, but what?" a terrified Emmett replied. "I know I can take him, but he's got that freak mind-reading thing! And even if he didn't, that deranged look on his face would be enough to scare the crap out of me!"

Jasper heard a car approaching. "Shh, shush, I hear him," he warned, but Emmett didn't shush.

"Oh, man, can't you use your power to calm him down?"

"Tried to already. Him with the mind reading knows what I'm gonna do, and just gives me a look that says,'Don't even think about it, and I'll know if you do,'" Jasper cried.

"Aw, dude, we're dead. He went out and got some sort of torture device, he's gonna chop us up and put us back together and do it again and again, and--" Emmett rambled, but when Jasper gave him a look ('What the hell, man?', it said), Emmett shut up and resorted to wimpering.

Edward walked into the house with Bella arm-in-arm with him. He chuckled after hearing the thoughts in Jasper's mind, then laughed out loud after reading Emmett's. Bella smiled at his amusement. Emmett and Jasper looked at each other, and were truly scared.

"He has something mush worse in mind," Emmett whispered.

Bella sat down at Esme's favorite table, and smiled at her brothers-in-law-to-be. They rushed over to her, the action blowing her hair everywhere, and sat down, Emmett on her right, Jasper on her left.

"Can I help you?" she asked.

"You have to tell us what Edward's planning, Bells," Emmett pleaded. Bella raised her eyebrows at the name Bells, but stayed queit.

"Jasper, help," Emmett said.

"Bella, do you want us to have to suffer?" Jasper asked her.

"Weeelll, considering the prank you guys pulled on me, Edward, and poor little Mike Newton, I think so, yes," she replied, smirking. Jasper looked horror-stricken; Emmett looked worse. On the verge of tears, which was nearly impossible considering vampires can't cry.

She's just as deranged as he is!!, Emmett thought.

Edward returned with a seafood salad and a soda for Bella, then sat looked at Jasper. Jasper was scared out of his wits and scrambled out of the seat, which is odd for a vampire to do, and sat by Emmett.

If vampires could sleep, Jasper and Emmett would not be able to. All day, they sat in the living room by Alice and Rosalie, who were in on Edward's prank (which only Alice enjoyed; Rosalie wanted no part in Edward's revenge for "a little prank that didn't do anyone any harm. Geez, Edward, have a sense of humor." Of course, she was just on Emmett's side, still jealous that Edward had chosen a human over her).

Alice kept smiling at both Emmett and Jasper, but it wasn't an 'Isn't Life Great?' smile, it was more like, 'Oh, You're Gonna Get It, Boys' smile. She was totally amused.

Edward took the guys on a hunting trip, both of which refused to leave without Carlisle, and each, well, drank their fill and returned. Later, Edward washed Emmett's Jeep and cleaned Jasper's army stuff. He took Alice (who was really enjoying this now) and Rosalie shopping since Jasper refused to leave Emmett home alone (Esme and Carlisle were at the hospital), another favor. After being eerily nice and doing them favors, Edward thought he'd had enough fun. But just a little more won't do anyone any harm (besides Jasper and Emmett).

When everyone was out of the house besides the three boys (against all their begging), Edward approached them slowly. He had hidden a camera securely in a location neither would find it, and it would record the entire affair. He thought he'd get a kick out of watching it again and again, and humiliating the poor guys.

"Looks like it's just us, eh?" Edward said. He took several steps towards the cowering, cringing brothers. "Let's have some fun now, guys."

"Hey, it's two against one, we can take you," Emmett warned, without any real threat in his voice. Jasper elbowed him in the ribs. Edward stopped walking.

"Listen, Edward, we can talk about this, calm down," Jasper said.

"Don't even try," Edward said, regarding Jasper's calming powers. Jasper swallowed loudy. "Now, then, where were we?"

"You were about to forgive us and leave us be. . . ?" Emmett tried, but horribly failed.

"Nice try," Edward laughed. He continued forward. . .