Three Final Words

"Edward, Emmett, and Lesson Learned"

Note: PLEASE READ: I AM VERY, VERY, VERY SORRY!!! It means a lot that you guys support me and urge me to go on! Thanks for that, but I've been extremely busy these past few months! There's been deaths in the family ='(, a wedding! =D, and a new baby boy!! Plus, my horrible grandmother has come to visit, and I'm not allowed any fun, which includes writing. Thank you again! And for those of you WHO USED THREATS to get me to continue writing? WOW, I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS THAT GOOD!!!

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Previously:

"Listen, Edward, we can talk about this, calm down," Jasper said.

"Don't even try," Edward said, regarding Jasper's calming powers. Jasper swallowed loudy. "Now, then, where were we?"

"You were about to forgive us and leave us be. . . ?" Emmett tried, but horribly failed.

"Nice try," Edward laughed. He continued forward. . .

Jasper and Emmett cowered against the wall that they were pushing themselves closer to every second. Jasper tried to think of ways to escape, and it wouldn't have been hard if this was a normal predicament, what with him having been in an amry. But this wasn't a normal predicament. Edward wasn't what you would call "normal" at the moment. More like . . . deranged and rabid.

Suddenly, Emmett felt a sharp pain in his ribs. So it begins, he thought, thinking that Edward had started his attack. However, it was Jasper that had elbowed him. Emmett tried thinking frantic thoughts so Edward wouldn't realize what was going on. That's wasn't hard for him to do, he was scared out of his wits (which he had few of to begin with). Edward, though, picked up on it. There was that one moment of confusion in Emmett's mind when he realized Edward was still making his slow, dramatic advance, and he couldn't have been close enough yet to hit him. And there was also that one moment of desperation in Jasper's mind, when he wanted, so badly, for Emmett to understand him.

Jasper tried to get Emmett's attention by jabbing him in the ribs. Emmett now understood that. Jasper's eyes frantically looked around for a way to get out of that corner he suddenly realized they (him and Emmett) were squashed into. Suddenly, he heard a noise. Giggling? How anti-climactic! he thought. But it was the source of the giggling that interested Jasper. It was Alice.

Jasper was confused. Alice left with Rosalie to go shopping. That can't be her giggling . . . But it's definetely her, I've been with her long enough to know her beautiful voice.

"Yep. That's her," Edward suddenly said, smiling. "It's Rosalie, too."

What the fish is this guy talking about? Emmett thought. Edward rasied his eyebrows at the phrase "what the fish." But Emmett began to use his senses again (which were parylized because of fear) and did hear Rosalie giggling, too. Not too happliy, though. Like she's being forced to giggle?

"Ugh. I told her to make it realistic!" Edward mumbled, but neither cowering vampire noticed.

"W - what's going on?" Jasper had the strength to ask.

"Hmm . . .," Edward said, seemingly in thought. "I don't know. Let's have a look, shall we?" he added menacingly.

Jasper began to get up, but Emmett stopped him. "I don't trust you . . . you go first . . .," he said.

"I don't have a torturing device out there, Emmett!" Edward laughed at Emmett's thoughts.

"Then . . . go first anyways!" he yelled.

"Okay," Edward said, still laughing. Emmett and Jasper exchanged nervous, anxious, pee-in-your-pants scared glances. Edward started to walk towards the kitchen, and was about to head toward the back door, when he glanced, ever so slightly, to the pair behind him. The were following him slowly, huddled up next to each other as if they were little girls and they just saw a scary movie in the middle of the night.

"RAWR!" Edward suddenly yelled, spinning around so fast Emmett and Jasper missed his movement; his hands were shaped like claws next to his head, which was hunched down so he was in position to spring into action. His face looked menacing.

Jasper and Emmett screamed.