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AN: Reeve... And Tseng... And Reno.
Disclaimer: Mwahahaha... I have updated... regularly... three times. Fear me.
Warnings: Random humor.
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Reeve blinked, staring suspiciously at the vent in the upper left corner of his office. It almost sounded as though someone was knocking on the other side of it. But why would anyone be...
Reeve stopped that train of thought as he recalled that the more, mischievous was a nice way of putting it, members of Shinra used the vents as an alternative means of transport throughout the building. Though why any of them would willingly visit his office was beyond him. But just in case, he zipped his pants up.
"Are you decent?" A voice questioned from behind the vents, followed by a metallic squeal as the panels in the vent lid were turned to allow a pair of green eyes to peer out from between them. Reeve raised an eyebrow, meeting the emerald gaze evenly.
"Reno?" He asked, though it couldn't possibly be anyone else. The only other green-eyed person in the building was Sephiroth and he had too much dignity to go crawling through the vents. Reeve sighed as the eyes blinked. "What did you do now?"
"Why does everyone keep asking me that?" Reno demanded as the metal piece the covered the vent and supposedly kept people from climbing inside it fell to the floor with a resounding clang. Reno shrugged and gracefully jumped to the floor, barely sparing the thing a glance as he walked towards the desk and the (thankfully) clothed Reeve sitting behind it. Wasn't his fault Shinra was too cheap to buy (or replace) screws for minor things like that.
Reeve coughed, discreetly doing up the top button of his pants as he cleared a space for the redhead to sit on his desk. He pushed several unimportant stacks of paper to the floor, not even flinching as they scattered all over. Reno smiled at him, hoisting himself onto the single piece of furniture and sitting cross-legged in the clear space.
"Good Reeve." He said, patting the executive on the head like one would a pet as he glanced over the side of the desk as the abandoned papers. He shuddered, spotting several nude pictures of Reeve's current target lying on the ground alongside the papers. He shook his head and continued on like Reeve wasn't stalking someone he knew. "You're finally learning."
"Careful Reno." Reno eeped and fell off the desk upon hearing the voice coming from the doorway. "He might decide to stalk you next." Tseng raised an eyebrow at the red head sprawled across the paper-covered floor.
"Shiva's icy tits Tseng." Reno swore, tilting his head back to stare at the Wutaiian man. He raised his right hand to clutch at his chest, trying to still his beating heart. "You almost gave me a heart attack."
Tseng shook his head in amusement as Reno looked beneath him and twitched, then swore as Reeve pushed the rest of the contents of the desk onto his head. The head of urban development was smiling, eyes glinting mischievously. Tseng paused for a second as his brain processed what was happening, then tipped his head back and laughed.
"Is this a private party or can anyone join?" A dark voice purred from somewhere behind Tseng. Reno was off of the floor and into the vents before anyone could blink. A single piece of paper fluttered in his wake, landing face up on the floor.
"Was it something I said?" Sephiroth asked, darkly amused as he exchanged looks with Tseng.
Reno shivered, arms and legs moving into overtime to put as much distance between him and Sephiroth as possible. He took a right, pushed the cover off the vent and jumped to the floor, glancing around suspiciously before running up the stairs.
Now that Sephiroth had made his one visit to the security office, he didn't have to hide in the vents any longer...
But climbing through the vents made running for your life so much more fun.
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TBC
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