A/N: Ok so I'm slack and haven't posted…please forgive me. So anyway…there shall be some funny stuff this chapter, I like writing funny.

I was going to dedicate this chapter to my lovely friend Jarrah, who has read every chapter I've ever put up but then he was an arsehole about 2 minuets ago so stuff him…no not really thank you Jarrah. …….But he really was mean to me.

Disclaimer: DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER!!!

My two idiot friends requested I put them into my story so here they are…

There were two red heads (named Samantha and Jarrah) making their way down a random street when suddenly they decided that they were in love and they had to make out.

Real Story Now…

At Home (Wednesday Week 2)

Hermione and Draco arrived home after an x-ray and minimal medical advice. Draco had been completely ignoring Hermione for 3 days now and it was starting to get annoying. So on Wednesday morning she decided to shake things up a bit.

"Wake up you lazy prat" she whispered, bending close to her housemate's ear. He mumbled before opening his eyes to look at his wake up call.

"Hermione you can't be in here, my father is watching us all the time" he whispered back, trying to look like he was saying something insulting.

"I know," Hermione smiled, "so let's give him a show."

Draco's eyes widened as Hermione grabbed the bottom of his shirt and pulled it off over his head. Then she proceeded to climb on top of him (Draco had been sleeping on the lounge so this was quite a feet) and sent kisses crashing down his neck. As surprised as Draco was he couldn't help but smile, she was a cleaver girl that Hermione. Before long the teens were kissing each other and they were enjoying it, to say the least. Draco's mouth opened and his tongue ran along Hermione's bottom lip, begging her to open up to him. When her lips parted leaving enough room for a tongue to slip through, into the mouth that had been on his mind since the first and, other than this, the only time they pair had kissed before. The two tongues battled for dominance, Draco winning out in the end, Hermione succumbing to the rhythm he was setting. Deciding to show her dominance elsewhere Hermione's hand travelled down Draco's chest to the top of his pyjama bottoms, sliding her hand across the top of them a few times making him shiver at the soft way her fingers were touching his skin.

Lucius' P.O.V

Lucius Malfoy had been enjoying a morning cup of tea when he had been called to the surveillance room. When he arrived, the site that met him was almost unbelievable, Hermione Granger and his son, Draco Malfoy, in the middle of a make out session. The older Malfoy watched in sheer horror as the Granger girls hands slid down his son's body resting at the top of his pants. He watched as Draco pulled her hand back up to remove her night shirt. Then with a look at the camera, Draco threw the shirt, it landed right over the top of the camera.

At The House

Hermione smiled at Draco as she climbed off him.

"Nice work, I didn't think you could make that shot."

"Are you kidding, I was meant to be a chaser, I was always going to make that shot."

"Yeah, well, can you blame me?"

"No not really, it was risky," Draco smiled at his partner in crime, before pulling her back on top of him, "you are a genius Granger, you know that?"

"Oh, I know" she answered before leaning down and kissing him softly on the lips. The Gryffindor Princess had whispered instructions to Draco the night before while they were a room apart; she wanted to do something that would make Lucius nervous for his son. Hermione had, however, also contacted the headmaster of Hogwarts to inform him of their situation…Malfoy couldn't make a move.

Draco grinned into the kiss knowing that they had one up on his father, Lucius was so worried about his heir doing anything that might 'distroy' their families blood line that he was willing to kill to get what he wanted. But, he also knew that he couldn't come out to Fiji again without risking arrest. Draco could live his life, for the moment at least.

Draco trailed his hand up Hermione's spine resting just under her bra strap, he knew they weren't going any further today but he was very tempted to try his luck. Unfortunately (for him) Hermione knew he was too and shook her head before rolling on her side and slipping into the small gap that had been made for her. Resting her head on Draco's shoulder Hermione closed her eyes and fell into a comfortable sleep for the first time in nearly a week.

A/N: So there was your treat, I am now expecting 9 reviews to make it to 100. If anyone is interested I am happy to continue my friend's story at the top, leave your answer with your review. I am at school once again and need to leave before I am caught writing crazy stories about characters people know.

So much love and later dayz,

Manda